Angry bugbear
| Angry bugbear | |
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| Monster ID | 256 |
| Locations | The Bugbear Pen |
| Hit Points | 12 |
| Attack | 15 |
| Defense | 14 |
| No-Hit | 25 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, tail, torso |
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| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting an angry bugbearSix bugbears forward and five bugbears back, this is about as angry a bugbear as you've ever seen. He's mad as Hey Deze, and he's not going to take it anymore.
Hit Message(s):
It angrily smashes you in the <forehead> with its big, heavy claws. Ooh! Ooh! Eek!
It flies into a rage. And by 'flies,' I mean 'sinks its claws,' and by 'a rage,' I mean 'your <elbow>.' Ouch! Ooh! Ouch!
The bugbear strikes down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. And its claws. Mostly its claws, actually. Ugh! Oof! Ooh!
It tries to claw you, but you point out a 'no-claws clause' in your adventurer's contract.
It flies into a rage and blindly throws punches. Fortunately, he's so mad he couldn't hit the barn side of a broad.
The bugbear gets so angry that it's beside itself. Then it accidentally attacks itself instead of you. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain 4-5 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Bugbear Pen.
References
- The description text refers to the most famous quote from the movie Network: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
- The description is a reference to the song "Angry Inch" from the musical and movie Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
- The Critical Hit message is a reference to Pulp Fiction, which in turn was supposedly a quote from the Bible: "...And I will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
