Angry bugbear

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Angry bugbear
Monster ID 256
Locations The Bugbear Pens
Hit Points 12
Attack 15
Defense 14
No-Hit 25
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, tail, torso
Drops
None
Manuel Entry
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angry bugbear You're fighting an angry bugbear

Six bugbears forward and five bugbears back, this is about as angry a bugbear as you've ever seen. He's mad as Hey Deze, and he's not going to take it anymore.

Hit Message(s):

It angrily smashes you in the <shins> with its big, heavy claws. Argh! Ooh! Ugh!

It flies into a rage. And by 'flies,' I mean 'sinks its claws,' and by 'a rage,' I mean 'your <giblets>.' Ooh! Ooh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

The bugbear strikes down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. And its claws. Mostly its claws, actually. Eek! Ugh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to claw you, but you point out a 'no-claws clause' in your adventurer's contract.

It flies into a rage and blindly throws punches. Fortunately, he's so mad he couldn't hit the barn side of a broad.

Fumble Message:

The bugbear gets so angry that it's beside itself. Then it accidentally attacks itself instead of you. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

You gain 4-5 <substat>.

Occurs at The Bugbear Pens (pre-Felonia).

References

  • The description text refers to the most famous quote from the movie Network: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
  • The description is a reference to the song "Angry Inch" from the musical and movie Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
  • The Critical Hit message is a reference to Pulp Fiction, which in turn was supposedly a quote from the Bible: "...And I will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"