Angry Goat

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Angry Goat

Bearded quadruped
Ill-tempered, furry, horny
Butts heads with buttheads.

Attacks enemies

Ability: Attacks enemies with additional stench damage.

Throne/Bjorn: Muscle +15%, sometimes gives goat cheese pizzas

Hatchling: Goat.gif goat

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Forehead.gif prosthetic forehead

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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +4 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 8-10 HP +2 Moxie statgain
Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif Staggers* Bleeding damage* Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif
*Hover for details
Dasboot.gifCannot breathe underwater
Combat Messages
  • Regular message:
    <name> butts him/her/it for X (+Y) damage.
    <name> attempts to hit him/her/it, but misses.
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    You hear a small *ding*, and <name> hands you a freshly-cooked goat cheese pizza. Apparently he's got a tiny E-Z Cook™ oven up there.
Pizza.gifYou acquire an item: goat cheese pizza
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    You hear a small *ding*, and <name> hands you a freshly-cooked goat cheese pizza. What the... where did... okay, well, free pizza, so hooray I guess?
Pizza.gifYou acquire an item: goat cheese pizza
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    <name> gives your slain foe one final, vicious headbutt and shakes loose some more meat.
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <name> romps around the maypole - trip-trap, trip-trap.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    <name> harrumphs and growls, but still smiles with his wax lips.

Arena Messages

  • When entered in a Scavenger Hunt:
    <name> keeps getting distracted from the hunt and randomly ramming into things.


  • Damage ranges from int(X/2)+1 to X+1 where X is the weight of the familiar.
  • Damage is split evenly between physical and stench damage. If total damage is odd, the extra point goes to the stench.
  • The goat will attempt to attack every round. It will hit ceiling(X/6) × 10%, where X is the familiar's weight. (At 1 pound, it hits 10% of the time; at 54 pounds, it hits 90% of the time.)


  • The Sorceress' Angry Goat was one of the pets which would appear in The Sorceress's Chamber before the Naughty Sorceress revamp.


  • "Trip-trap, trip-trap" is a reference to the famous fairy tale "Three Billy Goats Gruff", describing the sound made as the goats crossed the bridge one by one.