Ancient unspeakable fruitcake

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ancient unspeakable fruitcake
ancient unspeakable fruitcake

This is like a regular fruitcake, only really old, really dry, and consisting of eerily unidentifiable ingredients.

Actually, y'know, this is exactly like a regular fruitcake. My bad.

Type: food (decent)
Size: 3
Selling Price: 37 Meat.

(In-game plural: ancient unspeakable fruitcakes)
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Item number: 2195
Description ID: 477569162
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Obtained From

Chez Snootée (sometimes) (111 Meat)
battered Crimbo Crate
Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Spooky Advent Calendar

When Consumed

You eat the ancient unspeakable fruitcake. You think you hear a sinister cackling in your stomach, but calm yourself by saying "It's just the wind... in my stomach."
AdventuresYou gain 3-6 Adventures.
You gain 15-20 Muscleboundness.
You gain 15-20 Magicalness.
You gain 15-20 Chutzpah.
(You gain 3 Fullness.)


  • Fruit cake is often looked down on as a gift. It is the butt of many jokes about its weight and taste.
  • Often in movies, when someone hears a spooky noise (an evil cackle, for example) they reassure themselves that it is just the wind.


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