Ancient unspeakable fruitcake

ancient unspeakable fruitcake This is like a regular fruitcake, only really old, really dry, and consisting of eerily unidentifiable ingredients. Actually, y'know, this is exactly like a regular fruitcake. My bad. Type: food (decent) Size: 3 Selling Price: 37 Meat. (In-game plural: ancient unspeakable fruitcakes)

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Obtained From

Stores

Chez Snootée (sometimes) (111 Meat)

Items

battered Crimbo Crate

Obsoleted Areas/Methods

Crimboween

Spooky Advent Calendar

When Consumed

You eat the ancient unspeakable fruitcake. You think you hear a sinister cackling in your stomach, but calm yourself by saying "It's just the wind... in my stomach."

You gain 3-6 Adventures.

You gain 15-20 Strengthliness. You gain 15-20 Magicalness. You gain 15-20 Smarm.

(You gain 3 Fullness.)

References

• Fruit cake is often looked down on as a gift. It is the butt of many jokes about its weight and taste.
• Often in movies, when someone hears a spooky noise (an evil cackle, for example) they reassure themselves that it is just the wind.

Collection

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