Ancient protein powder

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ancient protein powder
ancient protein powder

People have often wondered how, in ancient times, pyramids were built from giant heavy stone blocks with no modern construction equipment. Well, here's the answer -- the workers were imbued with superhuman strength by this ancient dietary supplement.

Type: spleen item (good)
Toxicity: 1
Selling Price: 250 Meat.

(In-game plural: handfuls of ancient protein powder)
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Item number: 2677
Description ID: 700846387
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Obtained From

The Upper Chamber
tomb servant
The Middle Chamber
tomb servant

When Used

You mix the powder into a glass of water and choke it down. Beefcake!
You gain 12-14 Beefiness.
(You gain 1 Spleen.)


  • The end of the consumption text refers to the "Weight Gain 4000" episode of South Park, in which Cartman is constantly yelling "Beefcake!"
  • This ancient dietary supplement is possibly a reference to the trend of using supplements (steroids, human growth hormone, protein powders, etc.) to gain an advantage in body-building and injury-recovery.
  • The item description might also be a reference to Asterix, a popular French comic series. One storyline takes place in Egypt, where a druid brews a potion that gives the Egyptian workers superhuman strength, allowing them to build a pyramid faster, and with their bare hands.


TOP 10 ancient protein powder collections
1. josyjoker - 16457 | 2. Bob_Pesterfello - 13069 | 3. Blade of Fate - 4300 | 4. Mistress of the Obvious - 2233 | 5. slugBoy - 1717
6. whizdad - 1438 | 7. blace89 - 1437 | 8. CapHector - 1410 | 9. agargan - 1400 | 10. BanditAlt - 1260
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings