Ancient protein powder
People have often wondered how, in ancient times, pyramids were built from giant heavy stone blocks with no modern construction equipment. Well, here's the answer -- the workers were imbued with superhuman strength by this ancient dietary supplement.
(In-game plural: handfuls of ancient protein powder)
|You mix the powder into a glass of water and choke it down. Beefcake!|
|(You gain 1 Spleen.)|
- The end of the consumption text refers to the "Weight Gain 4000" episode of South Park, in which Cartman is constantly yelling "Beefcake!"
- This ancient dietary supplement is possibly a reference to the trend of using supplements (steroids, human growth hormone, protein powders, etc.) to gain an advantage in body-building and injury-recovery.
- The item description might also be a reference to Asterix, a popular French comic series. One storyline takes place in Egypt, where a druid brews a potion that gives the Egyptian workers superhuman strength, allowing them to build a pyramid faster, and with their bare hands.
|TOP 10 ancient protein powder collections|
6. whizdad - 1438 | 7. blace89 - 1437 | 8. CapHector - 1410 | 9. agargan - 1400 | 10. BanditAlt - 1260
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings