Ancient protector spirit (The Hidden Hospital)
| Ancient protector spirit | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 443 |
| Locations | The Hidden Hospital |
| Hit Points | 80 |
| Attack | 162 |
| Defense | 142 |
| Initiative | 10 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 100% |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso, ...wing? |
| Quest | dripping stone sphere |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an ancient protector spiritYou step into the OR to discover that a surgery is in progress. You're about to apologize for the interruption and back out again, when your brain finishes interpreting the crazy sight your eyes have sent it.
The surgeon is some kind of ghostly spirit -- a hazy, smoky silhouette of a man, perhaps some kind of tribal shaman or priest. His patient is a large sea turtle, lying on its back with its flippers waving about weakly. You don't have any idea how such a thing came to be here, but the surgeon doesn't look like he has the Hippocratic Oath much in mind, and you aren't one to refuse to help an inverted turtle. What would your mother say?
As you stride forward, the surgeon-spirit's eyes begin to glow with a mad blue light, and he slashes at the turtle's throat with an obsidian scalpel. A gush of warm salt water sprays the room as he reaches into the wound and tears out a large stone sphere, which glows with the same pulsing blue light. He lifts the sphere up in his hands and shouts some words you don't understand, ending with an exultant "Squirtlcthulli!"
Then he notices your presence.
or returning later:
You head back into the OR, and the spectral surgeon (or whatever he really is) is still there. "You again?" he asks.
"Yeah!" you say. "I'm back! Something something... malpractice!"
The ghost blinks at you, and kind of shrugs.
Hit Message(s):
The spirit uses Hydro Pump! It's super-effective! Ow! Argh! Ouch! Oof! Oof!
The spirit slashes at you with its spectral talons, causing you a lot of not-so-spectral pain. Oof! Ooh! Oof! Ooh! Ooh! (spooky damage)
The spirit slashes at you with his scalpel. It's so sharp, you don't even notice until blood starts getting everywhere. Oof! Eek! Argh! Ouch! Eek!
The spirit shouts an incovation[sic] to Squirtlcthulli, and a wave of salt water smashes into you out of nowhere. Ugh! Eek! Ouch! Argh! Eek!
The spirit uses its ghostly claws to rip you a new one. A new what? Well, I'll leave it to your imagination. Eek! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh! Eek!
The spirit holds the glowing stone sphere up in the air, howling in fury. A gout of pressurized water knocks you clean off your feet. Ooh! Ugh! Ooh! Eek! Ugh!
The spirit tries to rip you a new one, but you decide you like the old one just fine.
The spirit uses Bubble! It's not very effective...
The spirit starts to attack you with his scalpel, but you remind him that he's already used that one, and it needs to be autoclaved first.
The spirit shouts an incovation[sic] to Squirtlcthulli, and a faucet bursts on the other side of the room, pretty far away from where you're actually standing.
The spirit charges at you, but trips on the cord of one of those hospital machines that make the beeping noises. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: dripping stone sphere (100% chance)* |
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs when choosing Enter the Operating Theater in You, M. D..
Notes
- The spirit is physically immune and cannot be CLEESHed.
- The spirit takes elemental damage as normal, though it is not weak to any elements.
- Using a scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil will kill the spirit instantly.
