Ancient protector spirit (The Hidden Hospital)

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Ancient protector spirit
Monster ID 443
Locations The Hidden Hospital
Hit Points 80
Attack 162
Defense 142
Initiative 10
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements None
Resistance 100%
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso, ...wing?
Quest dripping stone sphere
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
ancient protector spirit You're fighting an ancient protector spirit

You step into the OR to discover that a surgery is in progress. You're about to apologize for the interruption and back out again, when your brain finishes interpreting the crazy sight your eyes have sent it.

The surgeon is some kind of ghostly spirit -- a hazy, smoky silhouette of a man, perhaps some kind of tribal shaman or priest. His patient is a large sea turtle, lying on its back with its flippers waving about weakly. You don't have any idea how such a thing came to be here, but the surgeon doesn't look like he has the Hippocratic Oath much in mind, and you aren't one to refuse to help an inverted turtle. What would your mother say?

As you stride forward, the surgeon-spirit's eyes begin to glow with a mad blue light, and he slashes at the turtle's throat with an obsidian scalpel. A gush of warm salt water sprays the room as he reaches into the wound and tears out a large stone sphere, which glows with the same pulsing blue light. He lifts the sphere up in his hands and shouts some words you don't understand, ending with an exultant "Squirtlcthulli!"

Then he notices your presence.

or returning later:

You head back into the OR, and the spectral surgeon (or whatever he really is) is still there. "You again?" he asks.

"Yeah!" you say. "I'm back! Something something... malpractice!"

The ghost blinks at you, and kind of shrugs.

Hit Message(s):

The spirit uses Hydro Pump! It's super-effective! Ooh! Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Argh!

The spirit slashes at you with its spectral talons, causing you a lot of not-so-spectral pain. Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Ow! (spooky damage)

The spirit slashes at you with his scalpel. It's so sharp, you don't even notice until blood starts getting everywhere. Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Eek!

The spirit shouts an incovation[sic] to Squirtlcthulli, and a wave of salt water smashes into you out of nowhere. Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Ow! Ow!

The spirit uses its ghostly claws to rip you a new one. A new what? Well, I'll leave it to your imagination. Ooh! Argh! Argh! Ouch! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

The spirit holds the glowing stone sphere up in the air, howling in fury. A gout of pressurized water knocks you clean off your feet. Oof! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

The spirit tries to rip you a new one, but you decide you like the old one just fine.

The spirit uses Bubble! It's not very effective...

The spirit starts to attack you with his scalpel, but you remind him that he's already used that one, and it needs to be autoclaved first.

The spirit shouts an incovation[sic] to Squirtlcthulli, and a faucet bursts on the other side of the room, pretty far away from where you're actually standing.

Fumble Message:

The spirit charges at you, but trips on the cord of one of those hospital machines that make the beeping noises. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Ss dripping.gifYou acquire an item: dripping stone sphere (100% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs when choosing Enter the Operating Theater in You, M. D..