Alice's Army Dervish

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Alice's Army Dervish
Alice's Army Dervish

Name:Mary "Go 'Round" Brokedown
Age: 18
Suit: Club

Mary Brokedown graduated from Wonderland High School as the only card to letter in Wrestling, Martial Arts, and Ballet. After her senior recital, which caused eleven casualties and several thousand dollars in property damage, the whirling juggernaut was recruited into Alice's Army. If you see her go en pointe, make sure to give her a wide berth. Er, not to be confused, of course, with Wide Bertha, one of her classmates.

The only thing that can stop Brokedown when she's in the zone is her crippling delusion that she's slowly turning into a bird. Specifically, a lesbian bird with blood-red eyes. Yeah, we don't get it, either.

Selling Price: 15 Meat.

(In-game plural: Alice's Army Dervishes)
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Description ID: 312591672
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Obtained From

Items
Pack of Alice's Army Cards (0-1)

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Collection

TOP 10 Alice's Army Dervish collections
1. Fronobulax - 120 | 2. Pastahead - 111 | 3. Darkling - 100 | 4. guubear - 60 | 5. Ninja Karl - 50
6. queenoftheNAUGHTiez - 48 | 7. miSTRESS of the OBVIOUS - 37 | 8. OldsFrK - 32 | 9. Lungbutter - 32 | 10. Bobje Ratata - 27
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings