Albino bat
| Albino bat | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 41 |
| Locations | Entryway |
| Hit Points | 8 |
| Attack | 12 |
| Defense | 12 |
| No-Hit | 22 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 16-24 |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, wing, torso |
| Bounty | pink bat eye |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an albino batThis is an albino bat. Equally as likely to carry disease, get in your hair, or saahk your blaaaahd, but at least this one's easier to see.
Hit Message(s):
It entangles itself in your hair and claws your scalp. Ouchies! Ouch! Ooh! Eek!
It bites you repeatedly, all the while talking about how awesome Yanni is. Oof! Oof! Oof!
It squeaks a loud squeak at the upper range of human hearing. At least the blood dripping from your ears will keep your head warm. Ow! Ouch! Ooh!
It sinks its fangs into your <kidney>. Fangs a lot, man Eek! Ooh! Oof!
It flaps its wing ferociously (and with a complete lack of rhythm), lets loose a bloodcurdling squeak, and dive-bombs you. You try to bat it away, but it collides with your chest, sending you sprawling. Ugh! Ooh! Oof!
It entangles itself in your hair, then gets a whiff of your hair and takes off again.
It tries to bite you in rhythm, and fails miserably.
It squeaks a loud squeak, but you've listened to enough Mariah Carey that you're immune.
It tries to sink its fangs into your <solar plexus>, but you tell it "no fangs, I'm good."
It flaps its wings, lets loose a bloodcurdling squeak, and dive-bombs you. Thinking quickly, you let loose your own bloodcurdling squeak, jamming the bat's sonar and sending him careening off the walls. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)* |
 | You acquire an item: batgut (8.5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: bat guano (9.7% chance)* |
- If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:
 | You acquire a bounty item: pink bat eye |
| You gain 3 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Bat Hole Entrance.
References
- "Being easier to see" implies that albino bats are white.
- "It tries to bite you in rhythm and fails miserably" refers to the negative stereotype of white people being poor dancers and having no sense of rhythm, with an albino being particularly white.
- Mariah Carey is an American singer known for her extensive vocal range, particularly her use of the whistle register.
