Acoustic guitarrr

acoustic guitarrr This is a guitarrr. It used to belong to a pirate. He probably used it to play songs about the starrrs, and how farrr he was from his favorite barrr. Because, y'know, he had a pet barrr back on shore. You could probably use this to sit on a street corner and beg for Meat. Hippy. (Meat Pasting component) Type: ranged weapon (2-handed guitar) Damage: 14 - 28 Moxie Required: 55 Selling Price: 105 Meat. +8% Meat from Monsters (In-game plural: acoustic guitarrrs)

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Obtained From

Belowdecks

grungy pirate

Uses

• heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr

Messages

• Weapon-Specific Hit Messages:

You play an acoustic version of "American Pie." Around verse eight, <it> falls asleep and smacks <its> head on a rock for X damage. SPLAT! ZAP! BOINK!

You play an acoustic version of a country-and-western song. <It> gets an achy, breaky heart and takes X damage. KAPOW! WHAM! BONK!

You play an acoustic version of a heavy metal song. It's not the greatest song ever, but it's certainly a good tribute, and just hearing it makes <it> take X damage. BIFF! BOINK! BONK!

You play an acoustic version of a rock-and-roll ballad. <It> tries to hold up a lighter in tribute, and burns <itself> for X damage. SMACK! BAM! KAPOW!

You swing your acoustic guitarrr over your head and bring it crashing down on <it> for X damage, feeling vaguely Townshend-y. POW! KERBLAM! BOINK!

Notes

• Was formerly able to be used at the three Stone Mariachis.
• Needed for the Pagoda Quest.
• On May 28, 2006, this item was changed from being a usable item to a weapon. It was briefly a 1-handed weapon. Using this item from the inventory before this date yielded the following message:

You start playing the guitarrr, but you only know two chords, and it takes you 10 or 15 seconds to switch between them.

• Having this item, or any other guitar, and Elvish sunglasses equipped enables the wielder to use the "Play a Guitar Solo" ability once per combat.

References

• Hidden inside the item description is an HTML comment containing a quote from a Freakazoid! episode in which a hippy plays a guitar and sings the words "Hey man, whoa man, hey man, whoa man, hey man, hey man, I hate you all, give me money, hey man, whoa man".
• The hit message "You play an acoustic version of a heavy metal song. It's not the greatest song ever, but it's certainly a good tribute" is a reference to the song "Tribute" from the rock band Tenacious D.
• The hit message "<It> gets an achy, breaky heart" is a reference to the song "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus.

See Also

• Meat from Monsters

Collection

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