A Wicked Web
You find a wriggling cocoon of spiderwebs dangling from the ceiling. Something must be trapped in there!
Bust it open |
You violently assault the cocoon, causing it to explode in a shower of gold and blood.

additionally with cursed coffee cup equipped:
You catch some of the gold in your coffee cup and drink it.
![]() | You gain 30 hit points. |
With a sturdy machete equipped:
Carefully slice it open with your machete |
You slice open the web. The wriggling thing turns out to be an ancient prehistoric damselfly, who lands on your shoulder and giggles.
or:
You slice open the web, revealing a friendly skeleton!
or:
You slice open the web. The wriggling thing turns out to resourceful-looking kid, who smiles at you and begins following you around.
or:
You slice open the web. The wriggling thing turns out to be a shiny, golden-furred monkey, who grins and shrieks and leaps onto your shoulder.
or:
You slice open the web. The wriggling inside turned out to be the wriggling of a helpful guy, who joins you in exchange for his release.
or if you already have a buddy:
You slice open the web and a bunch of golds fall out. it must have been secreted away by a greedy spider.

With a torch equipped:
Burn it |
The web bursts into flame as though it were made for just that purpose. Among the ashes that are left you find a significant amount of gold!

Occurs in The Spider Hole.
Notes
- Gold gains can be further altered by luck.