A Wetted Appetite

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A Wetted Appetite
A Wetted Appetite

Without Torso Awaregness

You wander around in a drunken daze until you find yourself at one of the many bars South of the Border that cater to underage tourists from the Kingdom proper. An Orcish frat boy runs past you and yells "Hey, c'mon, bra, they're doing a wet T-shirt contest!"

"A wet what contest?" you ask, but he's already gone inside. You decide you have better things to do than look at damp pieces of clothing, especially since you're not sure what a T-shirt even is. You waste a few minutes trying to telekinetically give wedgies to the frat boys streaming into the building, but it doesn't work very well.

You gain 5 Magicalness.

With Torso Awaregness

You wander around in a drunken daze until you find yourself at one of the many bars South of the Border that cater to underage tourists from the Kingdom proper. An Orcish frat boy runs past you and yells "Hey, c'mon, bra, they're doing a wet T-shirt contest!"

"All right!" you shout, and follow the frat boy into the building.

"Ladies and Gentlemen," a booming voice says, "welcome to the wet T-shirt contest!" A spotlight hits the stage at the front of the bar, illuminating a clothesline with several shirts hung from it. "We've taken these shirts and infused them with varying amounts of water! Some have been sprayed, some dunked, and some only spritzed! Guess which shirt is the wettest and you'll win that shirt!"

You carefully study the shirts, taking note of which ones are dripping and which ones merely hang limp, and make your pick. "Ummm... that one!" you shout.

"Congratulations! Step up on the stage and take your shirt!"

You grab the wettest T-shirt and head back out of the bar.

Wtee2.gifYou acquire an item: "Humorous" T-shirt

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