A Little Pump and Grind

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A Little Pump and Grind

It looks like your grinder needs 111 of the 111 required units of filling to make a sausage. Your grinder reads "0" units.


Grind

You stuff your <item> into the magical sausage grinder, which makes a loud and terrible noise, followed by a little ding! as the filling counter increments by X. I sure hope that thing wasn't important to you. No refunds!


Fill a magical sausage casing!
You currently have W magical sausage casings.

With no casings:

You push the button on your magical sausage grinder, but it magically detects that you don't have a magical sausage casing, and it refrains from spraying magical sausage filling all over your shoes and the floor. This feature may be the single most magical thing about it.

Otherwise:

You put your sausage grinder to work, and discover how the sausage is made. It's made by filling a sausage casing stolen from a goblin with ground-up random items, I guess?

or

You put a sausage casing over your grinder's output tube (just like they showed you in health class), and push the button. There's a sort of schlorp noise, and now you're the proud owner of a large, greasy, presumably magical sausage.

or

You push the button on your magic sausage grinder and fill a sausage casing with... well, "sausage filling". I sure hope these sausages really are magical, because I don't see how they could possibly be edible otherwise.

Saugrindsausage.gifYou acquire an item: magical sausage

Nevermind

Occurs when clicking the "grind" link on the Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™.

Notes

  • The required units starts at 111, every subsequent sausage adds 111. Resets at Rollover.
  • The drop-down list has all of your PvPable items.
  • Grinding an item produces units equal to its autosell value.
  • Your accumulated units reset on ascension.