A Folded-Up Map on the Floor
There's a dusty old map on the floor, written in some language you've never seen before.
- With correct clan privileges:
Luckily, there's a business card on the floor nearby for a map-unfolding company.
| McRipoff's Totally Effective|
No job is too small, no crease is too stiff.
Just 1,000,000 Meat
|Make the Call (1,000,000 Meat)|
- With too little Meat in coffer:
- There's not enough Meat in your Clan Coffer to cover that repair.
- With sufficient Meat in coffer:
- You make the call, and an expert unfolder arrives to make topological sense of the map for you. It appears to be a map of a place called Dreadsylvania, and it also appears to be a magical portal to a place called Dreadsylvania. Hooray!