A Deserted Stretch of I-911 can be accessed from the Distant Woods, after using a grimstone mask and selecting the hare.
After 30 turns in this area, trying to adventure here gives:
- All good things must come to an end, and this tale has.
Combat Adventures
fire truck -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: fire hose, fireman's lunch
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10)
- Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+3 (min 10)
- Hit Points: 1
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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sewer tanker -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: "honey" dipper, plumber's lunch
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10)
- Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+3 (min 10)
- Hit Points: 1
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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sketchy van -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: can of Adultwitch™, Sketcherz™
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10)
- Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+3 (min 10)
- Hit Points: 1
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Notes
- A Deserted Stretch of I-911 is both a zone container in the Distant Woods, and the name of the single zone inside that container.
- You will acquire 30 turns of the Hare-Brained effect upon selecting the hare.
- Each monster in this zone has only 1 HP (according to Monster Manual). Combat will last at least 3 rounds however, and end on first round you damage after the 2nd.
- Dealing elemental damage that corresponds with each monster - i.e. of the same type as that monster - saves the hare a few seconds in the race. The more damage you do, the more time is saved.
- Time saved in milliseconds = sum(square root(damage dealt per source)). Each bit of snowclone or shrap counts as a separate source. Snow mobile/lantern damage does not appear to be a separate source. Basically each line of text in the combat messages.
- Being in First Place on the Fastest Hare Racers leaderboard at rollover rewards you with a hare pin, if you have not received one in the past.
- If First Place has already received a hare pin, Second Place will receive it, and so on.
- The hare pin is delivered in a kmail from Mother Goose, which states:
- <playername>,
- Well done, dearie! Your performance was top notch! Please accept this gift -- a small token of a mother's pride.
- Love,
- Mother Goose
Rewards
- At the end of 30 turns you get:
The hare crosses the finish line, with a final time of xx:xx.xxx
He winks and tosses you a "cold one."
- With a time in the (all-time) top 80% of runs:
Congratulations on your excellent time! The hare slips you a little something extra.
- or, with a time in the (all-time) top 90% of runs:
Congratulations on your incredible time! The hare slips you a little something extra.
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