A Deserted Stretch of I-911

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A Deserted Stretch of I-911
A Deserted Stretch of I-911
Zone Num 373
Location The Distant Woods
Unlocks Select Hare after using a grimstone mask
Recom Stat 0
Combat % 100
ML 10 - ?
Terrain outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky none
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A Deserted Stretch of I-911 can be accessed from the Distant Woods, after using a grimstone mask and selecting the hare.

After 30 turns in this area, trying to adventure here gives:

All good things must come to an end, and this tale has.

Combat Adventures


fire truck This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
Firetruck.gif
  • Item Drops: fire hose, fireman's lunch
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10)
  • Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+3 (min 10)
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

ice cream truck This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
Icecreamtruck.gif
  • Item Drops: ice cream sandwich, plain paper hat
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10)
  • Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+3 (min 10)
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

monster hearse This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
Monsterhearse.gif
  • Item Drops: nachos of the night, skull gearshift knob
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10)
  • Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+3 (min 10)
  • Hit Points: 10
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

sewer tanker This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
Sewertruck.gif
  • Item Drops: "honey" dipper, plumber's lunch
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10)
  • Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+3 (min 10)
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

sketchy van This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
Sketchyvan.gif
  • Item Drops: can of Adultwitch™, Sketcherz™
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+3 (min 10)
  • Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+3 (min 10)
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Notes

  • A Deserted Stretch of I-911 is both a zone container in the Distant Woods, and the name of the single zone inside that container.
  • You will acquire 30 turns of the Hare-Brained effect upon selecting the hare.
  • Each monster in this zone has only 1 HP (according to Monster Manual). Combat will last at least 3 rounds however, and end on first round you damage after the 2nd.
  • Dealing elemental damage that corresponds with each monster - i.e. of the same type as that monster - saves the hare a few seconds in the race. The more damage you do, the more time is saved.
  • Time saved in milliseconds = sum(square root(damage dealt per source)). Each bit of snowclone or shrap counts as a separate source. Snow mobile/lantern damage does not appear to be a separate source. Basically each line of text in the combat messages.
  • Being in First Place on the Fastest Hare Racers leaderboard at rollover rewards you with a hare pin, if you have not received one in the past.
    • If First Place has already received a hare pin, Second Place will receive it, and so on.
    • The hare pin is delivered in a kmail from Mother Goose, which states:
      <playername>,

      Well done, dearie! Your performance was top notch! Please accept this gift -- a small token of a mother's pride.

      Love,
      Mother Goose
      Harepin.gifYou acquire an item: hare pin

Rewards

  • At the end of 30 turns you get:

The hare crosses the finish line, with a final time of xx:xx.xxx

He winks and tosses you a "cold one."

Juice.gifYou acquire an item: hi-octane carrot juice
  • With a time in the (all-time) top 80% of runs:

Congratulations on your excellent time! The hare slips you a little something extra.

Hairbrush.gifYou acquire an item: hare brush
or, with a time in the (all-time) top 90% of runs:

Congratulations on your incredible time! The hare slips you a little something extra.

Hairbrush.gifYou acquire 2 hare brushes

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