A Big Block of Ice
You encounter a giant ice cube. You can see a vaguely humanoid outline inside, but you can't make out any details.
Smash the block |
You smash the block, which results in a big pile of ice chunks, bones, blood, and gold. You stop to wonder what might have been inside it that produced that combination of things.

additionally with cursed coffee cup equipped:
You scoop up some of the blood in your coffee cup and drink it.
![]() | You gain 30 hit points. |
With a torch equipped:
Melt the block with your torch |
You melt the block, revealing a little kid. He grins and begins following you around.
or:
You melt the block and release a perfectly-preserved ancient giant damselfly, who begins flying around you making kissy noises.
or:
You melt the ice block, revealing a helpful-looking guy. Grateful for release, he joins you.
or:
You melt the block, revealing a golden monkey. He smiles and winks at you before climbing up onto your shoulder.
or if you already have a buddy:
You melt the outline, revealing a golden statue of a skinny spelunker, which you also melt.

Occurs at The Ice Caves.