A Battlefield

Not to be confused with The Battlefield (level 12 quest).

A Battlefield
Zone Num	85
Location	The Nearby Plains in the Distant Past
Unlocks	After receiving the A Grave Situation adventure, ascended characters only
Recom Stat	30
Combat %	94.5-94.9%
ML	30
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	Prior to Always
Turtle	Capital!
Ultra Rare	The Temporal Bandit
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A Battlefield (a.k.a. The Cola Wars Battlefield) is located in The Nearby Plains in the Distant Past.

On November 21, 2005, the rift to the Nearby Plains in the Distant Past, and thus the Battlefield, were made unavailable to characters at levels other than level 4 or 5. Additionally, since August 8, 2006, the rift is only available to characters which have ascended. Also additionally, since January 24, 2007, the rift is only available to characters who have completed the first step of the Wizard of Ego quest (acquiring Fernswarthy's key).

There is no minimum mainstat recommendation for adventuring undisguised.

If wearing the Cloaca-Cola Uniform, A primary stat of 30 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

As you gaze across the battlefield, you see a soldier step on a cola grenade, vanishing in a red and blue (and sierra) mist. The horrors of war are somehow more horrible when sugary beverages are involved.

(It is recommended that you have at least 30 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

If wearing the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform, A primary stat of 30 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

You see a Dyspepsi soldier take a grenade to the chest and erupt in a geyser of boiling acidic sugar-water. You may not be ready to come alive (and dead shortly thereafter) with the Dyspepsi generation.

(It is recommended that you have at least 30 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

If you attempt to adventure in this area via the "adventure again" or "last adventure" links after attaining level 6, you receive the message:

The temporal rift in the plains has closed.

Undisguised

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The Effervescent Fray
	Listen to the red leader: Cloaca-Cola fatigues Listen to the blue leader: Dyspepsi-Cola shield Don't get involved: Gain 15 Enchantedness.

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Smells Like Team Spirit
	Dyspepsi-Cola: Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues Cloaca-Cola: Cloaca-Cola helmet Don't get involved: Gain 15 Beefiness.

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What is it Good For?
	Help the Dyspepsi soldier: Dyspepsi-Cola helmet Help the Cloaca soldier: Cloaca-Cola shield Don't get involved: Gain 15 Smarm.

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A Turn of the Coat
	Substat Gain: Mysticality*2 in Wizardliness (max 50)

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Confusing the Issue
	Substat Gain: Moxie*2 in Chutzpah (max 50)

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The Real Thing
	Substat Gain: Muscle*2 in Muscleboundness (max 50)

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A Funny Thing Happened On the Way
	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

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Where Have All The Drunkards Gone?
	Note: If Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet is equipped, grants a demon name for summoning.

In Cloaca-Cola Uniform

Combat Adventures

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Dyspepsi-Cola General -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations, Dyspepsi grenade Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 30 • Substat Gain: 7.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 40 Monster Defense: 27 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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Dyspepsi-Cola Knight -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 30 • Substat Gain: 7.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 40 Monster Defense: 27 Hit Points: 35 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade, lucky lighterp Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 30 • Substat Gain: 7.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 40 Monster Defense: 27 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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Kneatly Knicking the Knapsack (Cloaca-Cola)
	Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola knapsack

In Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform

Combat Adventures

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Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola c-rations, Cloaca grenade Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 30 • Substat Gain: 7.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 40 Monster Defense: 27 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 30 • Substat Gain: 7.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 40 Monster Defense: 27 Hit Points: 35 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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Cloaca-Cola Soldier -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade, lucky lighterp Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 30 • Substat Gain: 7.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 40 Monster Defense: 27 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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Kneatly Knicking the Knapsack (Dyspepsi-Cola)
	Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack

Special, Uniform-Independent Adventures

Combat Adventures

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The Temporal Bandit -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Counterclockwise Watch Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 35 • Substat Gain: 8.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 45 Monster Defense: 31 Hit Points: 35 Initiative: always Elemental Alignment: None Note: An ultra rare adventure. Note: Occurs both in uniform and undisguised.

Non-combat Adventures

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Prior to Always
	Item Drops: Six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola Note: Occurs both in uniform and undisguised. Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

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Capital!
	Item Drops: bottlecap turtle Note: Occurs in either uniform, or neither. Note: A Turtle Taming adventure (Turtle Tamer only).

References

• This area refers to the so-called "Cola Wars" of the 1980s, in which the degree of competitive advertising between rivals Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola reached previously unheard-of heights.