668 scroll

668 scroll This is a scroll with the number 668 written on it. Strange. Type: usable (also usable in combat) Selling Price: 87 Meat. Mostly Just Confuses Enemies (In-game plural: 668 scrolls)

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Recipe

	334 scroll	334 scroll
	668 scroll

When Used

• From inventory:

You read the arcane runes upon the 668 scroll, and summon the Neighbor of the Beast. "Why have you summoned me?" he thunders. "Umm, er..." you stammer. "Okay, then, I'll pick something for you." "$command!" he shouts.

<effect>

"Now get off my lawn!"

(where $command and <effect> are one of the following)

$command	<effect>	Frequency	Notes
Wealth	You gain some Meat.	15%	Gain 1 to 10*(main stat) Meat Average meat gain is 5*(main stat)
Poverty	You lose some Meat.	15%	Lose 1 to 10*(main stat) Meat Average meat loss is 5*(main stat)
Papayas	You acquire 10-15 papayas	15%	Average of 12 papayas.
Power	You gain some Beefiness. You gain some Wizardliness. You gain some Cheek.	12.5%	Gain 1 to 2*(main stat) in each stat Average gain in each stat is 1*(main stat)
Weakness	You lose some Strengthliness. You lose some Magicalness. You lose some Chutzpah.	12.5%	Lose 1 to 3*(main stat) in each stat Average loss in each stat is 2*(main stat)
Drunkenness	You gain 10 Drunkenness.	20%
Pain	You lose 5%-100% of your maximum hit points.	10%	Average loss is 60% of max HP

• In combat:

	You hand the 668 scroll to your opponents. They unroll it, read it, and looks slightly confused by it. Then they tear it up and throw the bits into the wind. Monster attack power reduced by 1-3 Monster defense reduced by 1-3

• Against rampaging adding machines:

	You hear a grinding of gears as you feed the 668 scroll into a slot on the front of the adding machine.

• After first using a 64067 scroll against a rampaging adding machine :

You feed the 668 scroll into the slot on the front of the machine, and it starts clanking and vibrating as gears turn within its metal belly. It finishes with a loud *BANG* and a wisp of smoke rises from the top of it as it spits a different scroll back out of the slot.

You acquire an item: 64735 scroll

• After first using a 30669 scroll against a rampaging adding machine :

You feed the 668 scroll into the slot on the front of the machine, and it starts clanking and vibrating as gears turn within its metal belly. It finishes with a loud *BANG* and a wisp of smoke rises from the top of it as it spits a different scroll back out of the slot.

You acquire an item: 31337 scroll

Uses

• 31337 scroll
• 64735 scroll

Notes

• You cannot receive any drunkenness from the scroll if you are a Teetotaler or Oxygenarian.
• In The Way of the Surprising Fist you will always get "Poverty".
• 668 is the number you get if you divide 1337 by 2 and round down.
• Before NS-13 this item was made by meatpasting.

References

• The "Neighbor of the Beast" (668) is a play on the Number of the Beast (666), based on the fact that (in America, at least) houses next to each other on the same side of the street usually have numbers two apart, as all the evens are on one side and the odds on the other.

See Also

• Deleveling
• Combat Items

Collection

	TOP 10 668 scroll collections
	1. Thok - 100000 | 2. Reepicheep - 1428 | 3. Spo - 668 | 4. DaBaddestHic - 609 | 5. Jpatton - 523 6. Nikademus - 315 | 7. Mistress of the Obvious - 314 | 8. crash bang boom - 308 | 9. Lord Stefano - 282 | 10. ShadowsLight - 261 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings