1335 HaXx0r
1335 HaXx0r | |
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Monster ID | 141 |
Locations | The Valley of Rof L'm Fao |
Hit Points | 71 |
Attack | 81 |
Defense | 72 |
No-Hit | 91 |
Initiative | 50 |
Meat | 24-36 |
Phylum | dude |
Elements | bad spelling |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
Accordion | Accordion of Jordion |
Manuel Entry | |
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Someday, this HaXx0r will be truly 1337, but right now he's got a ways to go.
Hit Message(s):
He Pwnz0r2z j00 in teh <ankle>. Ugh! Ooh! (bad spelling damage)
He HaXx0rz j00r <nipple>. OMG! Ooh! Ow! (bad spelling damage)
He shouts, "Leeeerooooy Jeeenkins!" and runs at you, flailing wildly. Some of the punches actually connect, to both of your surprise. Ooh! Ugh!
He does a DDoS attack on your <ear>. It's surprisingly painful. Ow! Oof!
He hacks through a nearby wall. Okay, actually he just throws you through a nearby wall. Argh! Eek!
With a deafening w000t, he hacks your <shins> clean off. Eek! Ow!
He decides to put his 1335 skills to rest and just beat you over the head with the little sign he's carrying. Turns out that's way more effective. Ouch! Ugh!
He tries to HaxX0r j00 in the <groin>, but has no skillz. Pwnt!
He tries to HaXx0riz2 j00, but isn't 1337 e nuff.
He tries to haxx0r your <arse> off, but lacks the skills.
He tries to DDoS your <giblets>, but you DDon't feel it.
He tries to do some wallhaxxx, but gets stuck halfway through and glitches out.
He shouts, "Leeeroooy Jeeenkins!" and runs at you, then past you, then off into the distance. You wait a second for him to come back.
He tries to pull off some really elaborate, 1337 haxx0rization on you. The more he tries to haxx0r, though, the more it's clear he's just not 1337 yet. (FUMBLE!)
You gain 24-36 Meat. (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)* |
You acquire an item: 1337 7r0uZ0RZ (14.8% chance)* |
You acquire an item: 334 scroll (20.4% chance)* |
You acquire an item: Dyspepsi-Cola (70.3% chance)* |
You gain 20.25 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm.
Notes
- If you are an Accordion Thief and haven't stolen an accordion from this monster today, this text is added to the introduction:
- You see a very expensive-looking accordion discarded carelessly at your opponent's feet.
- If you then cast Steal Accordion:
- He catches you stealing the accordion. "Eh," he says, "no biggie."
You acquire an item: Accordion of Jordion
- He catches you stealing the accordion. "Eh," he says, "no biggie."
References
- This monster makes especially heavy use of Elitespeak, a type of internet slang. This type of slang is frequently associated with the popular image of computer hackers. Especially notable in this instance:
- haxx0r = hack or hacker
- 1337 = 'Leet' (as in an elite hacker)
- The third hit message refers to the Leeroy Jenkins meme.