Woldo trading card
This is a trading card depicting KWE star Woldo. It's printed with a variety of useful information, for varying definitions of 'useful'. And 'information'. Type: usable
(Artwork by Cynn)
The back has some statistics printed on it.
Fun Facts: Woldo is from Canadia, but that doesn't begin to explain what the heck's wrong with him!
The steel blades on Woldo's hands are sharp enough to cut through a tin can! They also make Julienne fries!
Woldo has the ability to vanish in a crowd of people -- which isn't impressive until you consider he's a tall guy wearing leather bondage gear!
Your friends at KWE remind you that winners get at least eight hours of sleep a night!