Whitey's Grove

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Whitey's Grove
Location	The Distant Woods
Unlocks	After receiving the White Citadel Quest (35 main stat)
Min Stat	34
Combat %	75.6
ML	35 - 38
Special adventures
Clover	none
Semi-rare	Monty of County Crisco
Bad Moon	A White Lie
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Whitey's Grove is an adventure location in The Distant Woods, but is only accessable after you get the White Citadel Quest from your guild. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

Though you initially believe you're ready to take on all of the White stuff in this grove, the nearer you get, the yellower you become. Try again later.

Combat Adventures

Knight in White Satin -- (edit metadata)
Knight in White Satin	Item Drops: white satin pants, white sword, white satin shield Bounty: white lint Meat Drop: 24-36 Substat Gain: 9.5 Monster Level: 38 Moxie for No Hit*: 45 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 70 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

white chocolate golem -- (edit metadata)
white chocolate golem	Item Drops: white chocolate chips Pickpocket: mother's secret recipe Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 9.25 Monster Level: 37 Moxie for No Hit*: 44 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 70 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

white lion -- (edit metadata)
white lion	Item Drops: catgut, lion oil Meat Drop: 24-36 Substat Gain: 9 Monster Level: 36 Moxie for No Hit*: 43 Monster Defense: 35 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 60 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

whitesnake -- (edit metadata)
whitesnake	Item Drops: bird rib, white snake skin Meat Drop: 8-12 Substat Gain: 8.75 Monster Level: 35 Moxie for No Hit*: 42 Monster Defense: 34 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 60 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Non-combat Adventures

Don't Fence Me In
Don't Fence Me In	Whitewash the fence: Gain 20-30 Strongness. Steal the fence: white picket fence Jump the fence: piece of wedding cake and white rice (sometimes)

The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks
The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks	Show him some moves: Gain 20-30 Sarcasm. Show him a good time: 3 boxes of wine Show him how easy it is to steal all his stuff: mullet wig

Rapido!
Rapido!	Steer for the cave: Gain 21-30 Enchantedness Steer for the trees: 3 jars of white lightning Steer for the laundromat: white collar

Hack to the Future
Hack to the Future	Item Drops: white hat hacker T-shirt Note: Will not occur without having Torso Awaregness.

It's A Sign!
It's A Sign!	Note: Unlocks The Road to the White Citadel. Note: A one-time adventure.

Gannongast, the White Wizard
Gannongast, the White Wizard	Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

Gannongast, the White Wizard
Gannongast, the White Wizard	Item Drops: white wine vinaigrette Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest, after obtaining the Non-Essential Amulet.

Monty of County Crisco
Monty of County Crisco	Item Drops: bag of lard Note: Occurs semi-rarely.

A White Lie
A White Lie	Meat Drops: 5,000 Note: Gives 10 turns of Maid Disservice. Note: Bad Moon only.

Retired Adventures

Be still, my darling
Be still, my darling	Item Drops: white lightning

Boy howdy, this sure is fun
Boy howdy, this sure is fun	Substat Gain: 20 Strongness

Rent-a-fence
Rent-a-fence	Item Drops: white picket fence

Start Again
Start Again	Item Drops: piece of wedding cake

The Tasting
The Tasting	Item Drops: 2 boxed wines Substat Gain: 8 Strongness

Tripping the light fandango
Tripping the light fandango	Substat Gain: 20 Enchantedness

The White Castle
The White Castle	Item Drops: White Castle burger, White Castle fries

White Trash Can
White Trash Can	Item Drops: mullet wig

Whoah. I know the Funky Chicken.
Whoah. I know the Funky Chicken.	Substat Gain: 20 Sarcasm