This is a trading card depicting KWE star Vaso De Agua. It's printed with a variety of useful information, for varying definitions of 'useful'. And 'information'.
You look at the Vaso De Agua trading card. The front has a picture on it.
(Artwork by Cynn)
The back has some statistics printed on it.
Name: Vaso De Agua Special Moves: Huevos Mezclados and Refresco Por Favor Wins: 24 Losses: 22 Quote: "Disfrute el sabor!"
Fun Facts:
No one has ever seen what's underneath Vaso De Agua's mask! Of course, no one's seen what's underneath his pants, either, and no one's clamoring for that!
Vaso De Agua speaks a completely different language than English! Try it : "perro" = "dog," "chaqueta" = "jacket," "lavaplatos" = "dishwasher!" Now you know!
Vaso De Agua can play the guitar and dance the flamenco, though not both at the same time!
Your friends at KWE remind you that winners always eat their vegetables!
