User:TelcontarNuva

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TelcontarNuva (#408449) is a rather experienced trophy hunter, who has played the game for over four years, and has no intention of stopping now. He has collected 69 trophies, and is constantly hunting for them all (because you gotta catch 'em all!>). TelcontarNuva hangs out with all his friends in /veteran, chillin' out, discussing bukkake, dissing /valhalla and generally getting into trouble.

Ascensions: TelcontarNuva has slowly made his way through 24 ascensions (two of which are hardcore, and one of those is HCO), slowly picking up useful skills and trophies along the way.

Achievements: 55th to ascend, and thus has name on plague in Cannon Museum. Co-leader of the excellently cool clan "The House of Cards".

Likes: Correct spelling, grammar and general good English Language usage. Trophies. Lots of meat. People who try to scam him (because he has such fun with them. Be warned though, TelcontarNuva is very intelligent, and also has an awesome sense of humour, especially when figuring out what to do with scammers...). Almost everybody in /veteran.

Dislikes: N00bs. Asshats. Looters. Americans. Idiots. People who use bad grammar/spelling. People who abuse the English language.

Random Facts: TelcontarNuva has never been banned from the forums, or from chat. Or from the game. TelcontarNuva suffered a rather unusual glitch on the night that the "Familiar" column was added to the ascension history page. Something happened, he got an ascension reward that was different from the ascension he'd just completed, and his ascensions records were permanently altered. Contrary to what his ascension records now say, TelcontarNuva never lost an ascension to the Great Time Catastrophe.

Multis/Alts: One multi, powerleveller/PvPer, Bad Wolf, who is a prominent member in the totally awesome clan "Genius Patrol". Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?<

>TelcontarNuva acknowledges the original GameBoy Pokemon games were pretty cool, but does not endorse the cartoon series at all. Because they sucked. And so did all subsequent spinoffs. TelcontarNuva would like to add, since he originally wrote this, he bought Pokemon Platinum for the DS and currently has seen and obtained 440 out of 493 Pokemon. Go him!

<TelcontarNuva does not abuse multis. TelcontarNuva's multi's abuse him. Bad Wolf is scary. No...no...no, no, don't hurt me!