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Greetings, my name is Miatog. I'm a 2000 year old dark wizard who is incapable of the emotions faith, hope, or love. I have found purpose in life by gathering all knowledge that I can. I travel realms every day and have found my way to the Kingdom. I find this to be an odd place that is worthy of exploration...

Currently I'm doing 6 level 30 runs, while picking up the spooky raven skills. Following that will be the level 0 skills then the gnomish skills. That's right, the next 17 runs are for trophies. Once I'm done with that I'm hopping back into Hardcore to start perming up all the skills. Eventually I'll get to Bad moon...eventually...

Contents

Runs

1st run:

Level: 19
Class: Pastamancer Image:Pastamancer.gif
Sign: none
Turns: 14,142
Days: 202
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Pastamastery

2nd run:

Level: 11
Class: Sauceror Image:Sauceror.gif
Sign: Opossum
Turns: 3,045
Days: 54
Path: Normal, dropped Teetotaler for St. Sneaky Pete's Day
Skill Kept: Advanced Saucecrafting

3rd run:

Level: 11
Class: Turtle Tamer Image:turtletamer.gif
Sign: Packrat
Turns: 2,307
Days: 34
Path: Normal, Boozetafarian
Skill Kept: Empathy of the Newt

4th run:

I would like to note that a great many things (largely a death in the family and a cruise) has caused this run to be rather long. The best I was able to do for 60+ days was to go for the Gender Bender trophy and mindlessly fight via KoLMafia.
Level: 12
Class: Turtle Tamer Image:turtletamer.gif
Sign: Mongoose
Turns: 3,479
Days: 108
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Amphibian Sympathy

5th run:

Level: 11
Class: Pastamancer Image:Pastamancer.gif
Sign: Vole
Turns: 2,047
Days: 32
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Leash of Linguini

6th run:

Level: 11
Class: Seal Clubber Image:Sealclubber.gif
Sign: Mongoose
Turns: 1,118
Days: 16
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Lunging Thrust-Smack

7th run:

Level: 11
Class: Seal Clubber Image:Sealclubber.gif
Sign: Mongoose
Turns: 2,707
Days: 56
Path: Hardcore, no path
Skill Kept: Eye of the Stoat

8th run:

Level: 15
Class: Turtle Tamer Image:Turtletamer.gif
Turns: 3,183
Days: 48
Path: Normal, no path
Hardcore was dropped for Crimboween. I didn't want to take the chance of missing anything.
Skill Kept: Tao of the Terrapin

9th run:

Level: 11
Class: Turtle Tamer Image:Turtletamer.gif
Turns: 2,166
Days: 32
Path: Hardcore, no path
Skill Kept: Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises

10th run:

Level: 11
Class: Sauceror Image:Sauceror.gif
Sign: Wallaby
Turns: 2,090
Days: 29
Path: Hardcore, none.
Skill Kept: Elemental Saucesphere

11th run:

Level: 11
Class: Pastamancer Image:Pastamancer.gif
Sign: Marmot
Turns: 1,789
Days: 43
Path: Hardcore, none.
Skill Kept: Springy Fusilli

12th run:

Level: 11
Class: Disco Bandit Image:discobandit.gif
Sign: Marmot
Turns: 1,429
Days: 30
Path: Hardcore, Boozetefarian.
Skill Kept: Mad Looting Skillz

13th run:

Level: 11
Class: Accordion Thief Image:accordionthief.gif
Sign: Marmot
Turns: 1,058
Days: 20
Path: Hardcore, Teetotaler.
Skill Kept: Shanty of Superiority

14th run:

Level: 14
Class: Seal Clubber Image:Sealclubber.gif
Sign: Marmot
Turns: 2,597
Days: 802
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Claws of the Walrus

The Tattoos I Lack:

Outfit Tattoos

Crimbo Duds Image:Pressietat.gif
Glad Bag Glad Rags Image:Recyctat.gif
Gnauga Hides Image:Gnaugatat.gif
Radio Free Regalia Image:Radiotat.gif
Armor Tattoo Image:Armortat.gif
Arbor Day Tattoo Image:Arbortat.gif
Black Tattoo Image:Blacktat.gif
Meat Tattoo Image:Meattat.gif
Crimborg Tattoo Image:Halotat.gif
Cursed Zombie Pirate Tattoo Image:Zompirtat.gif
Gravestone Tattoo Image:Spohobotat.gif
Dwarvish Tattoo Image:Dwarvish.gif
El Vibrato Tattoo Image:Elvtat.gif
Reaper Tattoo Image:Reapertat.gif
DNA Tattoo Image:Dnatat.gif
Palm Tattoo Image:Palmtat.gif
Pig Iron Tattoo Image:Pigirontat.gif
Burning Tire Tattoo Image:Hothobotat.gif
Cross Pattée Alisee Tattoo Image:Orbisontat.gif
Duct Tape Tattoo Image:Ducttat.gif
Greasy Bacon Tattoo Image:Slehobotat.gif
Clown Tattoo Image:Clowntat.gif
42 Tattoo Image:Toweltat.gif
Pile of Garbage Tattoo Image:Stehobotat.gif
Dodecahedron Tattoo Image:Wumpustat.gif

Ascension Tattoos

These can all be found in the Letter from King Ralph XI

hollow numerals:

Image:Asc8.gif Image:Asc9.gif Image:Asc10.gif Image:Asc11.gif Image:Asc12.gif

Solid numerals:

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Image:Hasc9.gif Image:Hasc10.gif Image:Hasc11.gif Image:Hasc12.gif

Super Sparkling Class:

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Image:Class4hco.gif Image:Class5hco.gif Image:Class6hco.gif

Hardcore Path:

Oxygenarian Image:Oxy.gif

Other

Delicious salad Image:Salad.gif
Hobo Tattoo Image:Hobotat19.gif

Trophies:

A nice table that shows every trophy in the game. Green background means I have it, yellow I don't, and red means I don't have it and it can no longer be attained.


Little Boat


Big Boat


I Heart Canadia


100 Pound Load


300 Pound Load


Silver Yeti


Golden Yeti


Palindrophy


Platinum Skull


Disgusting Cocktail


The Ghuol Cup


Der Toastdieb

none

Easy Come Easy Go


Bouquet of Hippies


Weeping Pizza


Black Hole Terrarium


Failure to Communicate


Tiny Plastic Trophy


99 Red Balloons


Gadget Inspector


Boss Boss


Jack of Several Trades


Gourdcore


Let My Bugbears Go!


Trivially Skilled


This Lousy Trophy


Three-Tiered Trophy


Friend of Elves


Reindeer Hunter


Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy


Look, Ma! No Pants!


Slice and Dice


Gender Bender


Golden Meat Stack


Your Log Saw Something That Night


Little Chickadee


The Three Amigos


Festive Dismemberment


Best Meal of My Life


Scourge of Seals


Tzar of Turtles


Potentate of Pasta


Sauciest Saucier


Duke of Disco


Maestro of Mariachi


The Butler Did It


Slapstick


Moderation In All Things

Image:And_a_filthy_job_it_is_thumb.gif

The Right Tool For The Job


Hothouse Hero


Cool Customer


Dreadful, Just Dreadful


Malodorous


Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge


Crossroads


Friend of the Devils


Bringer of Storms


Eerily Skilled


I Love A Parade


Awwww, Yeah


Phileas Foggy


Extinctionist


Dirty Laundry


Amateur Tour Guide


Professional Tour Guide


Brave Sir Robin


Desert Wind


Two-Tiered Tiny Plastic Trophy


Master Paster


Golden Spatula


Mellon Baller, Shot Caller


BAM!

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Speakeasy Savant

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Honky Tonk Hero

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Cantina Commander

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Apprentice Meatsmacker

now_all_you_need_is_a_sickle_thumb.gif

Journeyman Meatsmacker

two_tickets_to_anville_thumb_thumb.gif

Master Meatsmacker


Preciousss


The One That Didn't Get Away


Losing Your Marbles


Hunter In Darkness


Evil's Okay in My Book

Familiar List:

This is a nice table of all the familiars in the game. Green means I have them, red I don't.

Image:Familiar1.gif

Mosquito

Image:Familiar2.gif

Leprechaun

Image:Familiar3.gif

Levitating Potato

Image:Familiar4.gif

Angry Goat

Image:Familiar5.gif

Sabre-Toothed Lime

Image:Familiar6.gif

Fuzzy Dice

Image:Familiar7.gif

Spooky Pirate Skeleton

Image:Familiar8.gif

Barrrnacle

Image:Familiar9.gif

Howling Balloon Monkey

Image:Familiar10.gif

Stab Bat

Image:Familiar11.gif

Grue

Image:Familiar12.gif

Blood-Faced Volleyball

None Image:Familiar14.gif

Ghuol Whelp

Image:Familiar15.gif

Baby Gravy Fairy

Image:Familiar16.gif

Cocoabo

Image:Familiar17.gif

Star Starfish

Image:Familiar18.gif

Hovering Sombrero

Image:Familiar19.gif

Ghost Pickle on a Stick

Image:Familiar20.gif

Killer Bee

Image:Familiar21.gif

Whirling Maple Leaf

Image:Familiar22.gif

Coffee Pixie

Image:Familiar23.gif

Cheshire Bat

Image:Familiar24.gif

Jill-O-Lantern

Image:Familiar25.gif

Hand Turkey

Image:Familiar26.gif

Crimbo Elf

Image:Familiar27.gif

Hanukkimbo Dreidl

Image:Familiar28.gif

Baby Yeti

Image:Familiar29.gif

Feather Boa Constrictor

Image:Familiar30.gif

Emo Squid

Image:Familiar31.gif

Personal Raincloud

Image:Familiar32.gif

Clockwork Grapefruit

Image:Familiar33.gif

MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech

Image:Familiar34.gif

Flaming Gravy Fairy

Image:Familiar35.gif

Frozen Gravy Fairy

Image:Familiar36.gif

Stinky Gravy Fairy

Image:Sgfairy.gif

Spooky Gravy Fairy

Image:Familiar38.gif

Inflatable Dodecapede

Image:Familiar39.gif

Pygmy Bugbear Shaman

Image:Familiar40.gif

Doppelshifter

Image:Familiar41.gif

Attention-Deficit Demon

Image:Familiar42.gif

Cymbal-Playing Monkey

Image:Familiar43.gif

Temporal Riftlet

Image:Familiar44.gif

Sweet Nutcracker

Image:Familiar45.gif

Pet Rock

Image:Familiar46.gif

Snowy Owl

Image:Familiar47.gif

Teddy Bear

Image:Npzr.gif

Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot

Image:Slgfairy.gif

Sleazy Gravy Fairy

Image:Hare.gif

Wild Hare

Image:Chatteeth.gif

Wind-up Chattering Teeth

Image:Ghobo.gif

Spirit Hobo

Image:Badger.gif

Astral Badger

Image:Commacha.gif

Comma Chameleon

Image:Animskel.gif

Misshapen Animal Skeleton

Image:Orb.gif

Scary Death Orb

Image:Jitterbug.gif

Jitterbug

Image:Tick.gif

Nervous Tick

Image:Blackbird1.gif

Reassembled Blackbird
Special note: Comes and goes.

Image:Crane1.gif

Origami Towel Crane

Image:Snowflake.gif

Ninja Snowflake

Image:Teddybear.gif

Evil Teddy Bear

Image:Pettoothrock.gif

Toothsome Rock

None
Image:Crimbotroll.gif

Ancient Yuletide Troll

Image:Dandylion.gif

Dandy Lion

Image:oaf.gif

O.A.F.

Image:Goodfella.gif

Penguin Goodfella

Image:Hounddog.gif

Jumpsuited Hound Dog

Image:Pictsie.gif

Green Pixie

Image:Ragimp.gif

Ragamuffin Imp

Image:Parrot.gif

Exotic Parrot

Image:waf.gif

Wizard Action Figure

Image:ggg.gif

Gluttonous Green Ghost

Image:Cassagnome.gif

Casagnova Gnome

Image:Hunchback.gif

Hunchbacked Minion

Image:Pressiebot.gif

Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.

Image:Wcb.gif

Bulky Buddy Box

Image:Teddyborg.gif

Teddy Borg

Image:Robogoose.gif

RoboGoose

Image:Megadrone.gif

El Vibrato Megadrone

Image:Hatrack.gif

Mad Hatrack

None None None None None None
Image:Hobomonkey.gif

Hobo Monkey

Image:Llama.gif

Llama Lama

Image:Cccarnie.gif

Cotton Candy Carnie

Image:Dishand.gif

Disembodied Hand

Image:Blackcat2.gif

Black Cat

Image:Uniclops.gif

Uniclops

Image:Dancebear.gif

Psychedelic Bear

Image:Rattlesnake.gif

Baby Mutant Rattlesnake

Image:Fireant.gif

Mutant Fire Ant

Image:Cactusbud.gif

Mutant Cactus Bud

Image:Gilamonster.gif

Mutant Gila Monster

Image:Cuddlefish.gif

Cuddlefish

Image:Sugarfairy.gif

Sugar Fruit Fairy

Image:Crab.gif

Imitation Crab

Image:Raggedclaws.gif

Pair of Ragged Claws

Image:Dragonfishfam.gif

Magic Dragonfish

Image:Bandersnatch.gif

Frumious Bandersnatch

Image:Midgetclownfish.gif

Midget Clownfish

Image:Syncturtle.gif

Syncopated Turtle

Image:Grinturtle.gif

Grinning Turtle

Image:Purserat.gif

Purse Rat

Image:Turtle.gif

Wereturtle

Image:Babyworm.gif

Baby Sandworm

Image:Slimeling.gif

Slimeling

Image:Heboulder.gif

He-Boulder

Image:Rocklobster.gif

Rock Lobster

Image:Urchin.gif

Urchin Urchin

Image:Grouper2.gif

Grouper Groupie

Image:Gibberer.gif

Squamous Gibberer

Image:Dancfrog.gif

Dancing Frog

Image:Chauvpig.gif

Chauvinist Pig

None

Ascend Plan

1. Pastamastery
2. Advanced Saucecrafting
3. Empathy of the Newt
4. Amphibian Sympathy
5. Leash of Linguini
6. Lunging Thrust-Smack
7. Eye of the Stoat (Hardcore)
8. Tao of the Terrapin
9. Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises (Hardcore)
10. Elemental Saucesphere (Hardcore)
11. Springy Fusilli (Hardcore)
12. Mad Looting Skillz (Hardcore)
13. Shanty of Superiority (Hardcore)
14. Claws of the Walrus
15. Spectral Snapper (Level 30)
16. Pulverize (Level 30)
17. Fearful Fettucini (Level 30)
18. Scarysauce (Level 30)
19. Tango of Terror (Level 30)
20. Dirge of Dreadfulness (Level 30)
21. Seal Clubbing Frenzy
22. Patience of the Tortoise
23. Manicotti Meditation
24. Sauce Contemplation
25. Disco Aerobics
26. Moxie of the Mariachi
27. Cosmic Ugnderstanding
28. Gnomish Hardigness
29. Torso Awaregness (Hardcore)
30. Gnefarious Pickpocketing (Hardcore)
31. Powers of Observatiogn (Hardcore)
32. Snarl of the Timberwolf (Hardcore, oxy)
33. Amphibian Sympathy (Hardcore, oxy)
34. Leash of Linguini (Hardcore, oxy)
35. Disco Power Nap (Hardcore, oxy)
36. The Polka of Plenty (Hardcore, oxy)
37. Saucecrafting (Hardcor, oxy)

Skill Charts

These are a couple charts of all the skills and what I do and don't have permed.
Class skills trained: 6(Hardcore)/10(Softcore) of 114
Hobo skills trained: 0 of 19
Other skills trained: 8(Hardcore)/8(Softcore) of 22
Total trained: 14(Hardcore)/18(Softcore) of 155

Here's the Legend for my chart.

Softcore permed Hardcore permed Softcore planned Hardcore planned


Class Skills

Lvl Seal Clubber Turtle Tamer Pastamancer Sauceror Disco Bandit Accordion Thief
0 Seal Clubbing Frenzy Patience of the Tortoise Manicotti Meditation Sauce Contemplation Disco Aerobics Moxie of the Mariachi
Clobber Toss Spaghetti Spear Salsaball Suckerpunch Sing
1 Hide of the Otter Headbutt Minor Ray of Something Stream of Sauce Disco Eye-Poke Moxious Madrigal
2 Claws of the Otter Skin of the Leatherback Entangling Noodles Saucy Salve Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
3 Tongue of the Otter Amphibian Sympathy Lasagna Bandages Expert Panhandling Disco Nap Canticle of Celerity
4 Thrust-Smack Ghostly Shell eXtreme Ray of Something Elemental Saucesphere Disco Dance of Doom The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
5 Super-Advanced Meatsmithing Armorcraftiness Pastamastery Saucecrafting Cocktailcrafting The Polka of Plenty
6 Eye of the Stoat Tenacity of the Snapper Spriny Fusilli Saucestorm Nimble Fingers Symphony of Destruction
7 Hide of the Walrus Kneebutt Spirit of Rigatoni Jalapeño Saucesphere Electric Boogaloo Phat Loot Lyric
8 Claws of the Walrus Empathy of the Newt Cone of Whatever Wave of Sauce Mad Looting Skillz Anthem of Absorption
9 Tongue of the Walrus Reptilian Fortitude Spirit of Ravioli Intrinsic Spiciness Disco Power Nap The Psalm of Pointiness
10 Lunging Thrust-Smack Shieldbutt Weapon of the Pastalord Jabañero Saucesphere Disco Face Stab Shanty of Superiority
11 Rage of the Reindeer Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises Leash of Linguini Saucegeyser Disco Fever Antiphon of Aptitude
12 Double-Fisted Skull Smashing Astral Shell Cannelloni Cocoon Impetuous Sauciness Ambidextrous Funkslinging The Ode to Booze
13 Northern Exposure Cold-Blooded Fearlessness Tolerance of the Kitchen Diminished Gag Reflex Heart of Polyester Sonata of Sneakiness
14 Musk of the Moose Hero of the Half-Shell Flavour of Magic Immaculate Seasoning Smooth Movement Cantata of Confrontation
15 Pulverize Tao of the Terrapin Transcendental Noodlecraft The Way of Sauce Superhuman Cocktailcrafting Aria of Annoyance
Man Snarl of the Timberwolf Spectral Snapper Fearful Fettucini Scarysauce Tango of Terror Dirge of Dreadfulness
Sea Harpoon! Summon Leviatuga Tempuramancy Deep Saucery Salacious Cocktailcrafting Donho's Bubbly Ballad

Hobopolis Skills

These skills come only from Hobopolis.

Multi-Round Awesome Balls of Fire Snowclone Eggsplosion Grease Lightning Raise Backup Dancer
Conjure Relaxing Campfire Maximum Chill Mudbath Inappropriate Backrub Creepy Lullaby
Accordion Thief Prelude of Precision Chorale of Companionship Elron's Explosive Etude Benetton's Medley of Diversity The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
Hodgman Natural Born Scrabbler Thrift and Grift Abs of Tin Marginally Insane

Other skills

Here's a list of the skills that you can get as any class

Misc. CLEESH Chronic Indigestion Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting Transcendent Olfaction Rainbow Gravitation Vent Rage Gland
Gnomish Torso Awaregness Gnomish Hardigness Cosmic Ugnderstanding Powers of Observatiogn Gnefarious Pickpocketing
Slime Tube Slimy Shoulders 0/10 Slimy Sinews 0/10 Slimy Synapses 0/10
Tomes Summon Snowcone Summon Stickers Summon Sugar Sheets
Libram Summon Candy Heart Summon Party Favor Summon Love Song
Grimoire Summon Hilarious Objects Summon "Tasteful" Gifts

Thanks go to Zen Masta J for showing me how to make a chart.

 
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