User:Aardvark

From TheKolWiki

Partially From Chubbles' KOL Clan Histories

Arlonharrion, better known as the heralded forum-poster, Aardvark. Aardvark has been a mainstay both of legitimate debate in discussion and of dignified flaming in the Ring of Flame. Aardvark made many a long post correcting the grammar of legendary spammer Pappabear (#122490), and their antagonism eventually led Aardvark to be one of the first forumers to call for Pappabear to be banned from the forums. Aardvark also happened to be the founder of one of the forgotten churches of the Kingdom, the Holy Order of the Phonics. He once compiled all of the Ring of Flame threads he could find that mentioned TheBub's ass, and listed them in a thread called "TheBub's Ass: The Complete Collection". He is also the author of the Dictionary of Loathing, once a forum thread but now on Coldfront, as well as the [former] custodian of the forum's Item and Effect Number thread. Aardvark was appointed a moderator of the Help forum in May 2005 after countless hours spent advising newbies there.

As a new player, Aardvark initially joined Cool Guy Crew, but left around December of 2004 to join Alliance From Hell. When the clan imploded, Aardvark sought refuge in Tempest Fugit, but left several months later to form his own clan, The Order of The Damned.