Uncle P's Antiques

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Welcome to our Antique Store, which is absolutely, positively a legitimate establishment, and not a front for any sort of criminal activities.

Uncle P's Antiques is a store on the Wrong Side of the Tracks. It is a thinly disguised front for the Penguin Mafia.

Items Sold

Item:		Price:
	'Villa' document	500,000,000 Meat
	Mr. Exploiter	1,000,000,000 Meat
	Mystery Raffle Ticket (no longer available)	10,000 Meat
	Mob Penguin protection contract (no longer available)	5,000 Meat

Notes

• For a time, you could once purchase "favors" from the Mafia:

For 10,000 Meat, we will beat somebody up and break their knees.

• The victim received 10 Adventures of Beaten Up and Broken Knees.

For 20,000 Meat, we will beat somebody up and break both their knees and their familiar's knees.

• As well as being Beaten Up with Broken Knees, the victim received 10 Adventures of And Your Family, Too.

For 60,000 Meat, we will deliver the 20,000 Meat treatment to somebody, and up to three of their friends. If they have any friends, that is.

• The three friends were taken from the victim's contact list.

For 100,000 Meat, we will deliver "The Don's Special" to somebody. This one does some... permanent... damage.

• This gave the victim all three effects, caused them to lose some stats, and put a horse's head in their bed.

• At this time, Uncle P was selling protection contracts, each of which would cancel out one of the above "favors." For 5,000 Meat, they would tell you how many of these contracts your target had left.
• On November 14, 2004, the price of a Mr. Exploiter was halved to 500,000,000 Meat, and the 'Villa' document to 250,000,000 Meat.
• The shop was eventually destroyed by a herd of stampeding Yetis, but was resurrected by a Temporal Rift on October, 27 2005, but with only 'Villa' documents and Mr. Exploiters available (at their original prices).