Uncle Crimborg's Hive

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You have:
X capacitor relay
X carbon nanotube frame
X ion grid
X Feynman gate
X logic synthesizer
X high-resistance ultrapolymer plating
X servomechanical torsion facilitator
X quantum polarity inducer
X bi-lateral logic compressor
X computronic processing unit
X reverse-oscillating klystron
X sub-molecular interocitor
X recursive spline reticulator
X atomic vector plotter
X ion-pulse modulation stabilizer
X hyperbolic plasma focuser

Assimilating

To get one of each of Uncle Crimborg's items, you need 5 high-resistance ultrapolymer platings, and four each of the capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, logic synthesizer, ion grid and Feynman gate.

You can make:

Tier 1

• servomechanical torsion facilitator: (1 capacitor relay + 1 carbon nanotube frame)
• quantum polarity inducer: (1 capacitor relay + 1 ion grid)
• bi-lateral logic compressor: (1 capacitor relay + 1 Feynman gate)
• computronic processing unit: (1 capacitor relay + 1 logic synthesizer)
• reverse-oscillating klystron: (1 carbon nanotube frame + 1 ion grid)
• sub-molecular interocitor: (1 carbon nanotube frame + 1 Feynman gate)
• recursive spline reticulator: (1 carbon nanotube frame + 1 logic synthesizer)
• atomic vector plotter: (1 ion grid + 1 Feynman gate)
• ion-pulse modulation stabilizer: (1 ion grid + 1 logic synthesizer)
• hyperbolic plasma focuser: (1 Feynman gate + 1 logic synthesizer)

Tier 2

• toy ray gun: (1 high-resistance ultrapolymer plating + 1 servomechanical torsion facilitator + 1 hyperbolic plasma focuser)
• toy space helmet: (1 high-resistance ultrapolymer plating + 1 bi-lateral logic compressor + 1 atomic vector plotter)
• MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech: (1 high-resistance ultrapolymer plating + 1 computronic processing unit + 1 sub-molecular interocitor)
• astronaut pants: (1 high-resistance ultrapolymer plating + 1 quantum polarity inducer + 1 recursive spline reticulator)
• toy jet pack: (1 high-resistance ultrapolymer plating + 1 reverse-oscillating klystron + 1 ion-pulse modulation stabilizer)

• If you don't have the items required:

  Uncle Crimborg says, "How little you understand. We require more parts to assemble toys for you."

• Successful assimilating:

  You hand the parts to Uncle Crimborg. He says, "We can assemble the following items with the parts you have provided. Then you will be assimilated and adapt yourself to serve us."

  Uncle Crimborg's Hive

  You acquire an item: Crimborg Device

• Unsuccessful assimilating:

  You don't have enough parts to make that many of that.... that. That that that.

• Trying to make an item which isn't listed:

  That's not something Uncle Crimborg can make.

References

• The equipment offered resemble the gear worn and used in The Jetsons.
• All of the speeches Uncle Crimborg makes are jokes on the speech the Borg Queen makes to the android Data in The Star Trek Next Generation movie First Contact which are partly a reference to the Bible verse, "I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end."
• The last few phrases are also a joke of what the Borg say to ships they meet before attacking and assimilating them: "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."