Transcendental Noodlecraft

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When you acquire the skill:

Brie smiles. "The time has come, O Chef-Mage, for all of our tools to be revealed to you." She draws back a curtain you hadn't noticed before. "Behold. The Wok of Ages. Its secrets are now yours -- stir-fry will bend to your will."

Complete Recipe Guide

Transcendental Noodlecraft recipes, in conjunction with The Wok of Ages, are as follows:

Chow Mein

All chow meins start with a secret blend of herbs and spices and end by being kicked up with dry noodles and MSG.

Basic Food Item	Cooking	Basic Stir-Fry	Cooking	Basic Food Item 2	Recipe	Advanced Stir-Fry	The Wok of Ages	Chow Mein
Knoll mushroom Knoll mushroom		Knoll stir-fry Knoll stir-fry		Knob sausage Knob sausage		Knob sausage stir-fry Knob sausage stir-fry		Knob sausage chow mein Knob sausage chow mein Muscle
Knob mushroom Knob mushroom		Knob stir-fry Knob stir-fry		bat wing bat wing		bat wing stir-fry bat wing stir-fry		bat wing chow mein bat wing chow mein Mysticality
spooky mushroom spooky mushroom		spooky stir-fry spooky stir-fry		rat appendix rat appendix		rat appendix stir-fry rat appendix stir-fry		rat appendix chow mein rat appendix chow mein Moxie
stalk of asparagus stalk of asparagus		asparagus stir-fry asparagus stir-fry		wad of tofu wad of tofu		tofu stir-fry tofu stir-fry		tofu chow mein tofu chow mein Muscle/Mysticality
olive olive		olive stir-fry olive stir-fry		pr0n legs pr0n legs		pr0n stir-fry pr0n stir-fry		pr0n chow mein pr0n chow mein Muscle/Moxie

Hi Mein

All hi meins start with a scrumdiddlyumptious solution and end by being kicked up with dry noodles and MSG.

Nuggets	The Way of Sauce	Elemental Sour Sauce	The Wok of Ages	Hi Mein
hot nuggets hot nuggets		hot and sour sauce hot and sour sauce		hot hi mein hot hi mein Muscle/Moxie/Mysticality
cold nuggets cold nuggets		cold and sour sauce cold and sour sauce		cold hi mein cold hi mein Muscle/Mysticality/Moxie
stench nuggets stench nuggets		stench and sour sauce stench and sour sauce		stinky hi mein stinky hi mein Mysticality/Muscle/Moxie
spooky nuggets spooky nuggets		spooky and sour sauce spooky and sour sauce		spooky hi mein spooky hi mein Mysticality/Moxie/Muscle
sleaze nuggets sleaze nuggets		sleazy and sour sauce sleazy and sour sauce		sleazy hi mein sleazy hi mein Moxie/Muscle/Mysticality

Lasagna

All lasagnas start with a seasoned meat, which is cooked into a casserole, which is then kicked up with dry noodles and MSG.

Food Item	Cooking	Seasoning	Recipe	Food	Cooking	Dish	Recipe	Casserole	The Wok of Ages	Lasagna
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")		ancient spice ancient spice		gnatloaf gnatloaf		gnollish casserole dish Gnollish casserole dish		gnatloaf casserole gnatloaf casserole		Gnat lasagna gnat lasagna Muscle
long pork long pork		black pepper black pepper		long pork chop sandwiches long pork chop sandwiches		gnollish casserole dish Gnollish casserole dish		long pork casserole long pork casserole		long pork lasagna long pork lasagna Mysticality
displaced fish displaced fish		dehydrated caviar dehydrated caviar		fishy fish fishy fish		gnollish casserole dish Gnollish casserole dish		fishy fish casserole fishy fish casserole		fishy fish lasagna fishy fish lasagna Moxie

Wonton

Wontons are based on food ingredients available from the Mysterious Island Quest, which are then kicked up with dry noodles and MSG.

McMillicancuddy Item	Cooking	Food Item	Recipe	Food	The Wok of Ages	Wonton
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager McMillicancuddy's Special Lager		frat brats frat brats		beer basted brat beer basted brat		sausage wonton sausage wonton Muscle/Mysticality/Moxie
megatofu megatofu		mixed wildflower greens mixed wildflower greens		super salad super salad		tofu wonton tofu wonton Mysticality/Muscle/Moxie

Notes

• Kicking these foods up a notch requires one Adventure.
• The Wok of Ages is only accessible to characters who are currently of a Mysticality class.
• This skill allows you to summon 2 more bunches of dry noodles each day only if you also have Pastamastery. Having this skill alone does not allow you to summon any dry noodles.
• You can kick foods up a notch when falling-down drunk.
• Note that hi meins require interaction between Seal Clubber, Sauceror and Pastamancer classes; for their Pulverize, The Way of Sauce and Transcendental Noodlecraft skills, respectively.