This is a tomato. If you're anything like me, you probably don't like tomatoes. If you're anything like Dan Quayle, you probably can't spell "tomatoes."
The item description refers to former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle, and an incident during which he misspelled the word "potato". But since he misspelled it "potatoe", as if to pluralize it, he probably would have gotten "tomatoes" right, anyway.