The Unkillable Skeleton (Hard Mode)

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The Unkillable Skeleton
Monster ID unknown
Locations Dreadsylvanian Castle
Hit Points 1800
Attack 1000
Defense 525
Initiative 200
Meat unknown
Phylum undead
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
skull capacitor, electric Kool-Aid, Unkillable Skeleton's shield, Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword, Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg, Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap, Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards, Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
The Unkillable Skeleton You're fighting The Unkillable Skeleton

You enter the throne room, and see a skeleton strapped to the throne by its wrists and ankles. You move closer to investigate, and your hair stands on end, not out of fear, but out of an electrical charge in the air...

"Not enough voltage," the skeleton whispers.

"Beg pardon?"

"You heard me, Warden. Not enough voltage." Louder this time.

"I'm not the warden. And also, I think technically it's the amperage that kills people, not--"

"I can see you, Warden!" Screaming. "Or at least I could if my eyes hadn't melted when you juiced me. But I can smell you. I've still got these nose holes, and they work pretty well even with all the soft tissue burned off. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I know it's you, Warden, and we've got some... unfinished business."

The skeleton rises from the throne -- turns out he's just wearing the straps as bracelets and anklets, and he wasn't actually strapped to it. He bends in close, and you smell the tang of ozone as he begins to laugh.

He pulls in closer. "Wait a minute... Do I smell... shepherd? Graaaaaaargh! It was a shepherd who sent me to that lousy dungeon in the first place! I mean, I did kill all of his sheep, and also his family, but still. The nerve of that shepherd!"

As his anger grows, electricity begins to arc more frequently between all of the metal objects in the room, effectively trapping you where you're standing.

A jagged arc of electricity shoots out of his left elbow, through your brain, and into his right elbow. It almost feels... windshield wiper.

MPYou lose ?lots of? Mana Points.

Hit Message(s):

He breaks off a rib and throws it at you hard enough to break a few of your ribs on landing. Ugh!

He grabs your head with his left hand and your eye with his right. Electricity courses through you. Ugh!

He sticks two of his finger-bones into your nostrils and shocks your nose from the inside. Ugh!

He simultaneously stabs you with his serrated sword. It's such a simple machine, he doesn't have to use force. Ugh!

He brains you with the pommel of his sword. The impact scrambles your brains, and the electricity cures your schizophrenia. Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

Special Move(s):
Dv skullcap.gifAn item drops: skull capacitor
(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)
You acquire a clan trophy:Dv tailbone.gifCrackling Pelvis

and 1 to 4 of:

Sk koolaid.gifAn item drops: electric Kool-Aid
(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

and one of:

Sk shield.gifAn item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's shield
(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

or

Sk sword.gifAn item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

or

Sk leg.gifAn item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

and one of:

Sk hat.gifAn item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

or

Sk pants.gifAn item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

or

Sk chest.gifAn item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)
You gain ??? <substat>.

After Combat

Strategy

  • You can do literally nothing in this fight. No items, skills, you can't even attack. He does approximately 9% [spading needed] of your maxHP with each attack.
  • Reduce your MP as close to 0 as you can before the fight.
  • Stack Passive Damage sources. The more, the better.
  • One effective source of damage is a Feral Kobold with as many weight buffs as possible. Other effective damage familiars include stocking mimics, Disembodied hands, and a pants wearing scarecrow equipped with Hodgman's lobster skin pants.
  • An alternate strategy involves reducing your maximum HP as much as possible, then use a heavy mosquito equipped with a Loathing Legion Helicopter and Potion of punctual companionship to outheal the skeleton's damage. Popular ways of reducing Max HP include Majorly Poisoned, Consumed by Doubt, and equipping the Mer-kin gutgirdle.


Notes

  • This monster cannot be copied.
  • To fight the Unkillable Skeleton in Hard Mode, you must eat a Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie and enter the fight with the Shepherd's Breath effect it gives. The effect is removed if (and only if) you win the fight:
    Having won the fight, you feel at liberty to belch mightily. It tastes a lot like a shepherd.
    Stench.gifYou lose an effect: Shepherd's Breath
  • You cannot do anything in this fight. If you try to use a skill, you get:
    You can't move because of all of the electricity in the air.
  • He doesn't attack on the round he dies, if you kill him with passive damage. Which, of course, is all you can do.
  • Increasing HP doesn't overly help, as his damage scales. Attacks from your familiar, vent rage gland, passive damage, etc. all help. Reducing HP and using a mosquito (with Loathing Legion Helicopter, jingle bells, and potion of punctual companionship) is a viable strategy. Either way, you need massive amounts of passive damage.
  • Damage appears to scale to HP. DR has absolutely no effect. DA might (unspaded).
    • Taking 4-5 damage at 47.
    • Taking 64 damage at 790
    • Taking 94 damage at 1084.
    • Taking 146 damage at 2081 max.
    • Taking 186 to 206 damage at 2281 max.

References

Dreadsylvania
Advanced MechanicsThe Terrified Eagle InnShoppingNon-combat Table
Dreadsylvanian Woods
Great Wolf of the Air (Hard Mode)
Falls-From-Sky (Hard Mode)
Dreadsylvanian Village
Mayor Ghost (Hard Mode)
Zombie Homeowners' Association (Hard Mode)
Dreadsylvanian Castle
The Unkillable Skeleton (Hard Mode)
Count Drunkula (Hard Mode)