The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

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	The Sorceress' Chamber
	The Hedge Maze

The Stairs up the Naughty Sorceress' Tower contains a series of 6 levels, each containing a random monster which is obscenely strong but has a secret weakness. If you try to adventure here with zero HP, you get the message "You're too weak to go on. You'll have to rest before you can get up in the Sorceress' grill." If you try to adventure here while falling-down drunk you get the message "You attempt to start ascending the tower, but you trip on the first step because you're drunk. You lose interest and wander off."

For more information (spoilers) see The Naughty Sorceress Quest.

Adventures

Beer Batter -- (edit metadata)
Beer Batter	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

best-selling novelist -- (edit metadata)
best-selling novelist	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Big Meat Golem -- (edit metadata)
Big Meat Golem	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Bowling Cricket -- (edit metadata)
Bowling Cricket	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Bronze Chef -- (edit metadata)
Bronze Chef	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

collapsed mineshaft golem -- (edit metadata)
collapsed mineshaft golem	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

concert pianist -- (edit metadata)
concert pianist	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

the darkness -- (edit metadata)
the darkness	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

El Diablo -- (edit metadata)
El Diablo	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Electron Submarine -- (edit metadata)
Electron Submarine	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

endangered inflatable white tiger -- (edit metadata)
endangered inflatable white tiger	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Enraged Cow -- (edit metadata)
Enraged Cow	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

fancy bath slug -- (edit metadata)
fancy bath slug	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Fickle Finger of F8 -- (edit metadata)
Fickle Finger of F8	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Flaming Samurai -- (edit metadata)
Flaming Samurai	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

giant bee -- (edit metadata)
giant bee	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Giant Desktop Globe -- (edit metadata)
Giant Desktop Globe	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

giant fried egg -- (edit metadata)
giant fried egg	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Ice Cube -- (edit metadata)
Ice Cube	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

malevolent crop circle -- (edit metadata)
Malevolent crop circle	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

possessed pipe-organ -- (edit metadata)
possessed pipe-organ	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Pretty Fly -- (edit metadata)
Pretty Fly	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Tyrannosaurus Tex -- (edit metadata)
Tyrannosaurus Tex	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Vicious Easel -- (edit metadata)
Vicious Easel	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 100000 Moxie for No Hit*: 100007 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 100000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Notes

• Using 2 of the requisite item at once (using the Disco Bandit skill Ambidextrous Funkslinging) will simply display the special message twice and defeat the monster normally, wasting the second item.
• Due to the incredibly high Monster Level of these bosses, the Hovering Sombrero results in a notably high stat gain.