The Road to the White Citadel

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The Road to the White Citadel
Location	The Distant Woods
Unlocks	After receiving the It's A Sign! adventure
Min Stat	0
Combat %	70%
ML	35 - 39
Special adventures
Clover	None
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The Road to White Citadel is an adventure location in The Distant Woods. It is unlocked after an It's A Sign! adventure in Whitey's Grove points you in the right direction, and is part of the White Citadel Quest. Once the quest is completed, the Road to White Citadel is replaced by The White Citadel.

If you've already gained access to the The White Citadel, going to the "adventure again" link brings this up:

You've already found the White Citadel

Combat Adventures

angry raccoon puppet -- (edit metadata)
angry raccoon puppet	Item Drops: felt, googly eye, stuffing Meat Drop: 16-24 Substat Gain: 8.75 Monster Level: 35 Moxie for No Hit*: 42 Monster Defense: 35 Hit Points: 20 Initiative: 55 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

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business hippy

Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, herbs, reodorant Quest Items: massive bag of catnip Meat Drop: 40-60 Substat Gain: 9.5 Monster Level: 38 Moxie for No Hit*: 45 Monster Defense: 38 Hit Points: 25 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: The massive bag of catnip is not available until after having received the Cheetahs Never Lose adventure, but it then becomes a 100% chance one-time drop.

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eXtreme Sports Orcs

Item Drops: eXtreme mittens, Mountain Stream soda, Orcish baseball cap, Orcish cargo shorts, ultimate ultimate frisbee Quest Items: hang glider Meat Drop: 24-36 Substat Gain: 9.5 Monster Level: 38 Moxie for No Hit*: 45 Monster Defense: 38 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 5 Elemental Resistance: sleaze Elemental Weakness: cold and spooky Physical Resistance: None Note: The hang glider is not available until after having received the Summer Holiday adventure, but it then becomes a 100% chance one-time drop.

Non-combat Adventures

Doppelga... aaaah!
Doppelga... aaaah!	Substat Gain: 30 Fortitude

No Privacy
No Privacy	Substat Gain: 30 Roguishness

They're Not Dead
They're Not Dead	Substat Gain: 30 Wizardliness

Cheetahs Never Lose
Cheetahs Never Lose	Note: Requires massive bag of catnip to pass

Summer Holiday
Summer Holiday	Note: Requires hang glider to pass

Breakfast of Champions
Breakfast of Champions	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

References

• This area, every enemy found here, all the non-combat adventures, many items obtained in this area, and the entire quest which opens this area are all based on the movie Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.