The Haunted Bedroom

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The Haunted Bedroom
Location	Spookyraven Manor, Second Floor
Unlocks	Clicking the third book from the left in Take a Look, it's in a Book! (Rise) or Take a Look, it's in a Book! (Fall) from The Haunted Library
Min Stat	85
Combat %	20%
ML	158 - 164
Special adventures
Clover	None
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The Haunted Bedroom is located in Spookyraven Manor, Second Floor. This curious bedroom has no beds at all, only nightstands.

If you don't have 85 in your primary stat you will get the message:

You feel a chill run down your spine as you near the Haunted Bedroom. Then you realize that it wasn't a chill, but a spider. You get really freaked out, and can't go any further.

(You must have at least 85 <Main Stat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

animated nightstand -- (edit metadata)
animated nightstand (Mahogany)	Item Drops: old coin purse, old leather wallet Quest Items: half of a memo (one time drop) Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40.5 Monster Level: 162 Moxie for No Hit*: 169 Monster Defense: 162 Hit Points: 170 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

animated nightstand -- (edit metadata)
animated nightstand (White)	Item Drops: grouchy restless spirit Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 39.75 Monster Level: 159 Moxie for No Hit*: 166 Monster Defense: 171 Hit Points: 180 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

remains of a jilted mistress -- (edit metadata)

remains of a jilted mistress

Item Drops: chintzy seal pendant (Seal Clubber), chintzy turtle brooch (Turtle Tamer), chintzy noodle ring (Pastamancer), chintzy saucepan earring (Sauceror), chintzy disco ball pendant (Disco Bandit), chintzy accordion pin (Accordion Thief), antique hand mirror (all classes) Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 41 Monster Level: 164 Moxie for No Hit*: 171 Monster Defense: 154 Hit Points: 145 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: spooky Elemental Weakness: hot and stench Physical Resistance: None Note: Only Occurs as a choice of One Nightstand (Wooden).

Non-Combat Adventures

One Nightstand (Mahogany)
One Nightstand (Mahogany)	Check the top drawer: old coin purse Check the bottom drawer: fight animated nightstand (Mahogany) Look under the nightstand: *tattered wolf standard (Seal Clubber), tattered snake standard (Turtle Tamer), English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary (Pastamancer or Sauceror), or bizarre illegible sheet music (Disco Bandit or Accordion Thief) (only with Lord Spookyraven's spectacles equipped, one time drop)

One Nightstand (Ornate)
One Nightstand (Ornate)	Open the top drawer: 400-600 Meat Open the bottom drawer: max 200 Magicalness (approximately 1*mainstat) Look behind the nightstand: Lord Spookyraven's spectacles (one time drop)

One Nightstand (White)
One Nightstand (White)	Look in the top drawer: old leather wallet Look in the bottom drawer: max 200 Strengthliness (approximately 1*mainstat) Kick it and see what happens: fight animated nightstand (White)

One Nightstand (Wooden)
One Nightstand (Wooden)	Check the top drawer: max 200 Chutzpah (approximately 1*mainstat) Check the bottom drawer: Spookyraven ballroom key (only after checking top drawer, one time drop) Investigate the jewelry: Fight the remains of a jilted mistress.

References

• Most of the names of the adventures in this room are a play on words in the phrase "One night stand".
• Many of the item drops and adventures in this room are references to various sexual acts and stereotypes, particularly old coin purse and the "top drawer" choice for One Nightstand (Wooden).
• The "animated nightstand" is very probably a reference to the "game" "Progress Quest", which has a spell called "Animate Nightstand".