The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery

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Welcome to the Gnomish Micromicrobrewery, Tall One. I'll bet you'd enjoy a Cold One.

This is a store where you can buy drinks. Be forewarned, any drinks you buy are consumed immediately.

Located in Desert Beach at The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp.

Items Sold

Regular Libations:
	Petite Porter (50 Meat, 3 drunkenness, 3-5 Adventures)
	Scrawny Stout (75 Meat, 3 drunkenness, 3-6 Adventures)
	Infinitesimal IPA (100 Meat, 3 drunkenness, 3-8 Adventures)

Today's Special:
(only one of the following will be available each day)
	accidental cider (105 Meat)
	banana daiquiri (30 Meat)
	bilge wine (195 Meat)
	black & tan (120 Meat)
	Blackfly Chardonnay (120 Meat)
	bloody beer (180 Meat)
	bloody mary (195 Meat)
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald (210 Meat)
	bottle of cooking sherry (105 Meat)
	bottle of Definit (210 Meat)
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey (210 Meat)
	bottle of gin (105 Meat)
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte (210 Meat)
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman (210 Meat)
	bottle of Ooze-O (225 Meat)
	bottle of popskull (105 Meat)
	bottle of rum (105 Meat)
	bottle of sake (105 Meat)
	bottle of tequila (105 Meat)
	bottle of vodka (105 Meat)
	bottle of whiskey (105 Meat)
	boxed champagne (210 Meat)
	boxed wine (105 Meat)
	bungle in the jungle (75 Meat)
	caipifruta (390 Meat)
	corpsebite (150 Meat)
	dry martini (270 Meat)
	dry vodka martini (270 Meat)
	eggnog (147 Meat)
	especially salty dog (462 Meat)
	extra-spicy bloody mary (198 Meat)
	fine wine (192 Meat)
	flute of flat champagne (258 Meat)
	gibson (390 Meat)
	gin and tonic (390 Meat)
	green beer (300 Meat, always appears on St. Sneaky Pete's Day)
	grog (234 Meat)
	ice-cold fotie (120 Meat)
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz (90 Meat)
	ice-cold Willer (90 Meat)
	Imp Ale (75 Meat)
	kamicorpse-ee (150 Meat)
	lumbering jack (270 Meat)
	Mad Train wine (87 Meat)
	margarita (195 Meat)
	martini (195 Meat)
	mimosette (390 Meat)
	monkey wrench (195 Meat)
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon (300 Meat)
	nanite-infested eggnog (147 Meat)
	old-fashioned (270 Meat)
	papaya sling (171 Meat)
	parisian cathouse (390 Meat)
	plum wine (525 Meat)
	purple corpsel (150 Meat)
	rabbit punch (390 Meat)
	Ram's Face Lager (165 Meat)
	red-headed corpse (150 Meat)
	redrum (180 Meat)
	rum and cola (225 Meat)
	salty dog (195 Meat)
	sangria (270 Meat)
	screwdriver (195 Meat)
	shot of blackberry schnapps (195 Meat)
	shot of flower schnapps (360 Meat)
	shot of grapefruit schnapps (360 Meat)
	shot of orange schnapps (360 Meat)
	shot of peach schnapps (525 Meat)
	shot of pear schnapps (525 Meat)
	shot of rotgut (150 Meat)
	shot of tomato schnapps (360 Meat)
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy (102 Meat)
	spiced rum (105 Meat)
	spooky eggnog (147 Meat)
	strawberry daiquiri (195 Meat)
	strawberry wine (195 Meat)
	Supernova Champagne (540 Meat)
	teqiwila (390 Meat)
	tequila sunrise (195 Meat)
	tequila sunset (390 Meat)
	tequila with training wheels (270 Meat)
	Typical Tavern swill (195 Meat)
	vodka and cranberry (180 Meat)
	vodka and tonic (390 Meat)
	vodka gibson (390 Meat)
	vodka martini (195 Meat)
	whiskey and cola (222 Meat)
	whiskey and soda (195 Meat)
	whiskey bittersweet (390 Meat)
	whiskey sour (195 Meat)
	white Canadian (159 Meat)
	white Xanadian (150 Meat)
	white lightning (45 Meat)
	wine spritzer (195 Meat)
	zmobie (390 Meat)

Notes

• Daily specials are randomly selected each day and sell for three times the item's auto-sell price. This is generally much less than what you would pay for it in the mall.
• While some of the daily specials are surprisingly good and cheap, none of the truly top-notch drinks, like those made using Advanced Cocktailcrafting (possibly made from Superhuman Cocktailcrafting drinks) or tiny plastic swords, are ever sold. With one exception: bungle in the jungle requires Advanced Cocktailcrafting, yet is regularly sold here.
• Since the booze is consumed immediately, Teetotalers and Oxygenarians are not allowed to purchase drinks here.
• Level requirements still apply to booze available here; you are not able to purchase drinks that you don't meet the level requirements for.
• The LARP membership card gives you a 10% discount on drinks bought here, including the daily special.