The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky

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The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky
Location	The Beanstalk
Unlocks	With S.O.C.K.
Min Stat	95
Combat %	75.5
ML	125 - 145
Special adventures
Clover	None
Semi-rare	All The Rave
Bad Moon	Do You Think You're Better Off Alone
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The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky is found atop The Beanstalk, which is located in The Nearby Plains (once you've been able to plant an enchanted bean).

To reach the Castle, you need a S.O.C.K. (or an intragalactic rowboat, which contains a S.O.C.K.). To get a S.O.C.K., you must have completed the requisite quest in The Penultimate Fantasy Airship. Your main stat must also be at least 95. If not, you will see the message:

You peek your head inside the door of the Castle, and see a bunch of things that might be giants.

The little voice inside your head can't be silent about this, so you decide not to go in there until you get a little heftier.

(You must have at least 95 $stat to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

Alphabet Giant -- (edit metadata)
Alphabet Giant	Item Drops: heavy D, original G Meat Drop: 120-180 Substat Gain: 36.25 Monster Level: 145 Moxie for No Hit*: 152 Monster Defense: 145 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Furry Giant -- (edit metadata)
Furry Giant	Item Drops: disturbing fanfic, furry fur, wolf mask Meat Drop: 120-180 Substat Gain: 33.75 Monster Level: 135 Moxie for No Hit*: 142 Monster Defense: 135 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Goth Giant -- (edit metadata)
Goth Giant	Item Drops: awful poetry journal, thin black candle, Warm Subject gift certificate Meat Drop: 120-180 Substat Gain: 32.5 Monster Level: 130 Moxie for No Hit*: 137 Monster Defense: 130 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Possibility Giant -- (edit metadata)
Possibility Giant	Item Drops: chaos butterfly, plot hole, probability potion Meat Drop: 120-180 Substat Gain: 32.5 Monster Level: 130 Moxie for No Hit*: 137 Monster Defense: 130 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Procrastination Giant -- (edit metadata)
Procrastination Giant	Item Drops: procrastination potion Meat Drop: 120-180 Substat Gain: 31.25 Monster Level: 125 Moxie for No Hit*: 132 Monster Defense: 125 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: 0 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None Note: Hitting this monster with melee attacks may give 5 turns of Cunctatitis.

Raver Giant -- (edit metadata)
Raver Giant	Item Drops: Angry Farmer candy, giant needle, Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub, rave whistle Bounty: discarded pacifier Meat Drop: 120-180 Substat Gain: 35 Monster Level: 140 Moxie for No Hit*: 147 Monster Defense: 140 Hit Points: 150 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Non-combat Adventures

In a Black Room, with Black Curtains
In a Black Room, with Black Curtains	Item Drops: thin black candle, Warm Subject gift certificate

What are the Odds?
What are the Odds?	Item Drops: chaos butterfly, plot hole

Being Taken Out by the Trash
Being Taken Out by the Trash	Substat Gain: 2.0-2.5 times min(110,mainstat) Strengthliness Note: Only occurs when the castle wheel is on G (Take out the garbage).

The Cat's in the Castle and the Silver Spoon
The Cat's in the Castle and the Silver Spoon	Substat Gain: 2.0-2.5 times min(110,mainstat) Smarm Note: Only occurs when the castle wheel is on C (Feed the cat).

Outage, Brief Candle
Outage, Brief Candle	Substat Gain: 2.0-2.5 times min(110,mainstat) Enchantedness Note: Only occurs when the castle wheel is on B (Pay the electricity bill).

Wheel in the Clouds in the Sky, Keep On Turning (G)
	Turn the wheel clockwise: Pay the bills (Outage, Brief Candle will occur). Turn the wheel counter-clockwise: Feed the cat (The Cat's in the Castle and the Silver Spoon occurs). Leave the wheel alone: Take out the garbage (Being Taken Out by the Trash occurs)

Wheel in the Clouds in the Sky, Keep On Turning (B)
	Turn the wheel clockwise: Guard the door (giant castle map can be used). Turn the wheel counter-clockwise: Take out the garbage (Being Taken Out by the Trash occurs) Leave the wheel alone: Pay the bills (Outage, Brief Candle will occur).

Wheel in the Clouds in the Sky, Keep On Turning (D)
	Turn the wheel clockwise: Feed the cat (The Cat's in the Castle and the Silver Spoon occurs). Turn the wheel counter-clockwise: Pay the bills (Outage, Brief Candle will occur). Leave the wheel alone: Guard the door (giant castle map can be used).

Wheel in the Clouds in the Sky, Keep On Turning (C)
	Turn the wheel clockwise: Take out the garbage (Being Taken Out by the Trash occurs). Turn the wheel counter-clockwise: Guard the door (giant castle map can be used). Leave the wheel alone: Feed the cat (The Cat's in the Castle and the Silver Spoon occurs).

All The Rave
All The Rave	Item Drops: Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler Note: A semi-rare adventure.

Do You Think You're Better Off Alone
Do You Think You're Better Off Alone	Note: Gives 10 turns of Raving Lunatic. Note: Bad Moon only.

References

• In the fairy tale "Jack and the Beanstalk", Jack climbs a magic beanstalk all the way to the clouds, where he encounters a giant living in a castle.
• The location's name may also be a reference to Hayao Miyazaki's 1986 anime classic, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, which incidentally features a 12 year-old protagonist, an undeniably spunky princess, and robots powered by a blend of magic and technology (which are possible back-references to the combat encounters in The Penultimate Fantasy Airship).
• This location's name may also refer to the rave favorite "Castles in the Sky" by Ian Van Dahl, as the castle is populated by annoying ravers.
• The message when you don't have enough for your main stat is a reference to the band They Might Be Giants, as well as their self-titled song, "They Might Be Giants":

We can't be silent, 'cause they might be giants

And what're we gonna do unless they are?