The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

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As a recruit of the Brotherhood of One, your mission is simple: attack the 1,000-hippy strong Army of One Love! Your 1,000 bras will be of help. So will the thousand orc frat brothers alternately stealing, meatsmithing, opening, or wearing them.

It is possible to deny yourself access to this area by selling or pulverizing the components of the two level 12 outfits. If you cannot buy or otherwise retrieve a new outfit, there is an adventure that drops the full War Hippy Fatigues outfit.

The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Location	The Battlefield
Unlocks	Adventure at The Battlefield wearing the Frat Warrior Fatigues
Min Stat
Combat %	100.00
ML	170 - 210
Special adventures
Clover	None
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For a more general overview of the battlefield, go to The Battlefield.

For information on the Hippies' side of the war, go to The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).

First Adventure

I Am The Brotherhood
I Am The Brotherhood	Item Drops: perforated battle paddle, 3 beer bombs, PADL Phone

Standard Encounters

Bailey's Beetle -- (edit metadata)

Bailey's Beetle

Item Drops: battered hubcap, bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, floorboard cruft, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 48.75 Monster Level: 195 Moxie for No Hit*: 202 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 215 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: This encounter only becomes available after completing the Junkyard sidequest in the War Hippy Fatigues.

Green Ops Soldier -- (edit metadata)

Green Ops Soldier

Item Drops: communications windchimes, gas balloon, gas balloon, green smoke bomb, green smoke bomb, henna face paint, round green sunglasses, green clay bead Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 50 Monster Level: 200 Moxie for No Hit*: 207 Monster Defense: 200 Hit Points: 250 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: Can afflict you with Toad In The Hole and/or Light-Headed.

Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge -- (edit metadata)
Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge	Item Drops: communications windchimes, didgeridooka, gas balloon Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 45 Monster Level: 180 Moxie for No Hit*: 187 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 300 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: 50% Note: Can afflict you with Light-Headed

War Hippy Airborne Commander -- (edit metadata)

War Hippy Airborne Commander

Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, exploding hacky-sack, ferret bait, ferret bait, Lockenstock™ sandals, patchouli oil bomb, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, water pipe bomb, purple clay bead Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 48.75 Monster Level: 195 Moxie for No Hit*: 202 Monster Defense: 185 Hit Points: 220 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: Can afflict you with All Covered In Whatsit. Note: The exploding hacky-sack and patchouli oil bomb only drop if you have completed the Lighthouse Quest in the War Hippy Fatigues.

War Hippy Baker -- (edit metadata)
War Hippy Baker	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, lead pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 43.75 Monster Level: 175 Moxie for No Hit*: 182 Monster Defense: 170 Hit Points: 185 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

War Hippy Dread Squad -- (edit metadata)
War Hippy Dread Squad	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, didgeridooka, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, tube of dread wax Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 42.5 Monster Level: 170 Moxie for No Hit*: 177 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 300 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: 25%

War Hippy Elder Shaman -- (edit metadata)
War Hippy Elder Shaman	Item Drops: carbonated soy milk, communications windchimes, flowing hippy skirt, funky dried mushroom, Gaia beads, Lockenstock™ sandals Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 52.5 Monster Level: 210 Moxie for No Hit*: 217 Monster Defense: 170 Hit Points: 120 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: Can afflict you with Flared Nostrils

War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner -- (edit metadata)
War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, fire poi, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 47.5 Monster Level: 190 Moxie for No Hit*: 197 Monster Defense: 205 Hit Points: 230 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

War Hippy Elite Rigger -- (edit metadata)
War Hippy Elite Rigger	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, lead pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 47.5 Monster Level: 190 Moxie for No Hit*: 197 Monster Defense: 190 Hit Points: 220 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

War Hippy Fire Spinner -- (edit metadata)
War Hippy Fire Spinner	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, fire poi, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 45 Monster Level: 180 Moxie for No Hit*: 187 Monster Defense: 195 Hit Points: 199-220 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

War Hippy F.R.O.G. -- (edit metadata)
War Hippy F.R.O.G.	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, lead pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 45 Monster Level: 180 Moxie for No Hit*: 187 Monster Defense: 185 Hit Points: ~200 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

War Hippy Green Gourmet -- (edit metadata)

War Hippy Green Gourmet

Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, Hippy Army MPE, lead pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 46.25 Monster Level: 185 Moxie for No Hit*: 192 Monster Defense: 190 Hit Points: ~215 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

War Hippy Homeopath -- (edit metadata)
War Hippy Homeopath	Item Drops: communications windchimes, filthy poultice, hippy medical kit, Lockenstock™ sandals, natural fennel soda Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 42.5 Monster Level: 170 Moxie for No Hit*: 177 Monster Defense: 175 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

War Hippy Infantryman -- (edit metadata)
War Hippy Infantryman	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, lead pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 42.5 Monster Level: 170 Moxie for No Hit*: 177 Monster Defense: 175 Hit Points: ~185 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath -- (edit metadata)
War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath	Item Drops: communications windchimes, filthy poultice, hippy medical kit, Lockenstock™ sandals, natural fennel soda Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 45 Monster Level: 180 Moxie for No Hit*: 187 Monster Defense: 185 Hit Points: 208-226 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

War Hippy Rigger -- (edit metadata)
War Hippy Rigger	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, lead pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 43 Monster Level: 172 Moxie for No Hit*: 179 Monster Defense: 172 Hit Points: ~185 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

War Hippy Shaman -- (edit metadata)
War Hippy Shaman	Item Drops: carbonated soy milk, communications windchimes, funky dried mushroom, Gaia beads, Lockenstock™ sandals Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 47.5 Monster Level: 190 Moxie for No Hit*: 197 Monster Defense: 165 Hit Points: 100 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

War Hippy Sky Captain -- (edit metadata)

War Hippy Sky Captain

Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, exploding hacky-sack, ferret bait, Lockenstock™ sandals, patchouli oil bomb, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, water pipe bomb, pink clay bead Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 46.25 Monster Level: 185 Moxie for No Hit*: 192 Monster Defense: 175 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: The exploding hacky-sack and patchouli oil bomb will only drop if you have completed the Lighthouse sidequest in the War Hippy Fatigues.

War Hippy Windtalker -- (edit metadata)

War Hippy Windtalker

Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, communications windchimes, communications windchimes, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 46.25 Monster Level: 185 Moxie for No Hit*: 192 Monster Defense: 180 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

Heroes

C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative -- (edit metadata)
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button, Lockenstock™ sandals, green clay bead Meat Drop: 258-500? Substat Gain: ~52 Monster Level: 220 Moxie for No Hit*: 227 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 330 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

Glass of Orange Juice -- (edit metadata)
Glass of Orange Juice	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, orange peel hat, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead Meat Drop: 327-500 Substat Gain: 55 Monster Level: 220 Moxie for No Hit*: 227 Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: <334 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

Neil -- (edit metadata)

Neil

Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, longhaired hippy wig, reinforced beaded headband, green clay bead Meat Drop: 182-187 Substat Gain: ~49-53 Monster Level: ~200 Moxie for No Hit*: Expression error: unrecognised punctuation character "~" Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 300-326 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

Slow Talkin' Elliot -- (edit metadata)
Slow Talkin' Elliot	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags, green clay bead Meat Drop: 130-154 Substat Gain: ~48 Monster Level: ? Moxie for No Hit*: ? Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 200 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

Zim Merman -- (edit metadata)
Zim Merman	Item Drops: Lockenstock™ sandals, Zim Merman's guitar, green clay bead Meat Drop: 209-325 Substat Gain: 57? Monster Level: ? Moxie for No Hit*: ? Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: ? Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

Non-combat Adventures

God Bless, Bra
God Bless, Bra	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

Notes

• The heroes are rare encounters. It is possible to encounter more than one of them, or to encounter none of them.