Teetotaler

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This is one of the paths available to you upon ascension. In this path you may not drink any booze, nor gain drunkenness through other means, such as The Typical Tavern or the drunkenness Dungeons of Doom potion. You may still eat food and drink non-alcoholic drinks.

The following rewards come from opening your letter from King Ralph XI.

Normal Rewards

A fancy Paté	An upgraded Normal numerical tattoo	Either a baconstone, porquoise or hamethyst

Hardcore Rewards

Three fancy Patés	A shiny tattoo of your class	An upgraded Hardcore numerical tattoo	A path tattoo	A pork elf goodies sack	A piece of Stainless Steel equipment of your class

Notes

• Like all paths, you can choose to abandon the Teetotaler path at any time, but you will not gain any of the special Teetotaler rewards. If you abandon Hardcore but retain the Teetotaler path without abandoning it later, you will receive only the rewards you would get for a Normal Teetotaler ascension.
• If you try to drink booze as a Teetotaler, you get the following error:

"You may not drink booze while you are on the Teetotaler path."

• If you try to adventure in the Typical Tavern after solving the quest, you get the following error:

"You cannot adventure in the Tavern while you're on the Path you're on."

• You do not get drunkenness from non-drink sources either, like the booze Dungeons of Doom potion, or adventures in Barrrney's Barrr.
• "Teetotaler" is a term from the temperance (sobriety) movement of the 1800s. Teetotalers abstained from drinking alcohol.
• When completing the Azazel, Ma Belle sidequest, Teetotalers acquire a steel lasagna (instead of a steel margarita), which, when consumed, gives the Stomach of Steel, allowing for 20 total fullness as opposed to the normal 15.

Teetotaler	Ascension Paths - edit
Teetotaler | Boozetafarian | Oxygenarian