This is a 12-inch-tall plush replica of Hodgman, the Hoboverlord. If your G. I. Joes and Barbies ever fall on hard times and start ridin' the rails, now they'll have someone to pledge fealty to!
You pull the string on Hodgman's back and he begins to mutter.
"<random nonsense>"
References
One of the phrases that the stuffed Hodgman will utter follows the form of "I [verbed] the [object], but I did not [other verb] the [other object]", e.g. "I ate the pork chop, but I did not stop the runaway train." This may be a reference to the song I Shot The Sheriff ("I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.")
