| Skill
| Class
| Permable
| Type
| MP
| Duration
| Effect
|
| Abs of Tin
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Maximum HP +10%
|
| Arse Shoot
| Any
| No
| Buff
| 0
| 40
| All Attributes +15, obtained from Kucolan's arse-shooting crossbow
|
| Ask Richard for a Bandage
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Heals HP in Hobopolis if Richard has bandages in stock
|
| Ask Richard for a Grenade
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Stuns non-boss hobos if Richard has grenades in stock
|
| Ask Richard to Rough the Hobo Up a Bit
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Does physical damage to hobos if Richard has shakes in stock
|
| Ask the hobo for a drink
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Enabled by Summon hobo underling or dinged-up triangle. Provides one or two free drinks, and disables asking for food or drink for the rest of the combat.
|
| Ask the hobo for something to eat
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Enabled by Summon hobo underling or dinged-up triangle. Provides one or two free foods, and disables asking for food or drink for the rest of the combat.
|
| Ask the hobo for some violence
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Enabled by Summon hobo underling or dinged-up triangle; does 150-200 damage.
|
| Ask the hobo to dance for you
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Enabled by Summon hobo underling or dinged-up triangle; gives +?%(*) Items from Monsters. Usage disables hobo joking and dancing for the rest of the combat.
|
| Ask the hobo to tell you a joke
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Enabled by Summon hobo underling or dinged-up triangle; gives +100% Meat from Monsters. Usage disables hobo joking and dancing for the rest of the combat.
|
| Attack with your Beak
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Attack with your weapon in bird form
|
| Consume Burrowgrub
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Restores 2*level HP and level MP up to 3 times after using a burrowgrub hive
|
| Give In To Your Vampiric Urges
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Damage opponent and gain HP & MP (based on the damage)
|
| Open the Bag o' Tricks
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Summons an animal to do damage or buff player; stuns opponent. Only usable once per fight
|
| Point at your opponent
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Directs your He-Boulder to attack your opponent
|
| Shake Hands
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Does nothing but give a joking message
|
| Spring Raindrop Attack
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Enabled by wielding a haiku katana; one seasonal skill can be used per combat per katana held; restores 8-28 HP and MP
|
| Summon hobo underling
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Enabled by wearing Hodgman's Regal Frippery, granting usage of five subskills (Ask the hobo for a drink, Ask the hobo for something to eat, Ask the hobo for some violence, Ask the hobo to tell you a joke, or Ask the hobo to dance for you) in the same combat. Can be used 5 times per day. Skill is mimicked with dinged-up triangle.
|
| Summon Mayfly Swarm
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Effect varies (see skill page)
|
| Cosmic Ugnderstanding
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +5% Max MP
|
| Envy
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +30% Items from Monsters, -25% Meat from Monsters
|
| Gluttony
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Duplicates Opossum food gains, -2 Stat Gains from Fights
|
| Gnefarious Pickpocketing
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +10% Meat drops
|
| Gnomish Hardigness
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +5% Max HP
|
| Greed
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +50% Meat from Monsters, -15% Items from Monsters
|
| Lust
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +50% Combat Initiative, -5 melee and spell damage
|
| Marginally Insane
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Maximum MP +10%
|
| Natural Born Scrabbler
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +5% Items from Monsters
|
| Powers of Observatiogn
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +10% Item drops
|
| Thrift and Grift
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +10% Meat from Monsters
|
| Torso Awaregness
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Can wear and craft Shirts
|
| Liver of Steel
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +5 Maximum Drunkenness
|
| Pride
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +4 Stat Gains from Fights, Reduces adventure gains from food
|
| Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Instant
| Allows for the making of Really Expensive Jewelry
|
| Sloth
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Damage Reduction: 8, -25% Combat Initiative
|
| Spleen of Steel
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +5 Maximum Spleen
|
| Stomach of Steel
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +5 Maximum Fullness
|
| Wrath
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +10 melee and spell damage, Damage Reduction: -4
|
| Tunnel Downwards
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Always
| Usable once per combat in Shape of...Mole! to manipulate the Path of the Mole
|
| Tunnel Upwards
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Always
| Usable once per combat in Shape of...Mole! to manipulate the Path of the Mole
|
| Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +20% Combat Initiative
|
| Pickpocket
| AT/DB
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| You can attempt to grab one of your opponent's drops when you win initiative
|
| Nimble Fingers
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +20% Meat drops
|
| Mad Looting Skillz
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +20% Item drops
|
| Disco Fever
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +1 damage per player level for Ranged Weapons
|
| Ambidextrous Funkslinging
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Can use 2 items per round of combat
|
| Heart of Polyester
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| So-So Sleaze Resistance
|
| Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Grants access to Nash Crosby's Still, make super-advanced cocktails & summon 2 extra garnishes per day
|
| Salacious Cocktailcrafting
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Allows you to use of seaodes in cocktailcrafting
|
| Spirit of Rigatoni
| P
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Allows you to equip Chefstaves
|
| Spirit of Ravioli
| P
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +25% Max HP
|
| Tolerance of the Kitchen
| P
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| So-So Hot Resistance
|
| Transcendental Noodlecraft
| P
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Grants access to the Wok of Ages, make Chow/High/Lo Meins & summon 2 extra bunches of dry noodles per day
|
| Tempuramancy
| P
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Allows you to use bubbling tempura batter to make tempura dishes
|
| Expert Panhandling
| S
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +10% Meat drops
|
| Intrinsic Spiciness
| S
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +1 Damage per level for Sauce spells (Max +10)
|
| Impetuous Sauciness
| S
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Scrumptious reagent & scrumdiddlyumptious solution potions last for +5 Adv. (Total 15 Adv. for Saucerors, 10 Adv. for non-Saucerors)
|
| Diminished Gag Reflex
| S
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| So-So Stench Resistance
|
| Immaculate Seasoning
| S
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Automatically selects the most-damaging element from Hot or Cold
|
| The Way of Sauce
| S
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Allows you to cook with scrumdiddlyumptious solution and summon two extra scrumptious reagents per day
|
| Deep Saucery
| S
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Allows you to cook with globes of deep sauce
|
| Hide of the Otter
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +20 Damage Absorption
|
| Claws of the Otter
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +3 Melee Damage
|
| Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Can smith advanced weapons from ores & make Hide Whips
|
| Eye of the Stoat
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| (Lunging) Thrust-Smack accuracy increased, 50% fewer fumbles, +.5x chance of a Critical Hit (stacks)
|
| Hide of the Walrus
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +40 Damage Absorption
|
| Claws of the Walrus
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +4 Melee Damage
|
| Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Can wield a second one-handed weapon (of the same weapon class -- melee, ranged, mysticality -- as the in-hand) in the offhand slot
|
| Northern Exposure
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| So-So Cold Resistance
|
| Pulverize
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Grants access to The Malus of Forethought, can smash equipment to gain powders, nuggets & wads
|
| Skin of the Leatherback
| TT
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +? Damage Reduction (changes with player level)
|
| Amphibian Sympathy
| TT
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +5 Familiar Weight
|
| Armorcraftiness
| TT
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Can smith Hide armours & make advanced Helmets from ores
|
| Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
| TT
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +50% Max MP
|
| Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
| TT
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| So-So Spooky Resistance
|
| Hero of the Half-Shell
| TT
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Use Muscle instead of Moxie in damage-reduction calculation (when a Shield is equipped, and Muscle is greater than Moxie)
|
| Slimy Shoulders
| All
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +2-20% Combat Initiative per slime-soaked sweat gland used, maximum 10
|
| Slimy Sinews
| All
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +2-20 HP per slime-soaked hypophysis used, maximum 10
|
| Slimy Synapses
| All
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +1-10 MP per slime-soaked brain used, maximum 10
|
| Tao of the Terrapin
| TT
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Doubles the effective power of hat and pants
|
| Moxie of the Mariachi
| AT
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 1
| 5
| +1 Moxie, +4 Max HP
|
| Disco Aerobics
| DB
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 1
| 5
| +2 Moxie
|
| Manicotti Meditation
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 1
| 5
| +2 Mysticality
|
| Salsaball
| S
| Yes
| Combat
| 1
| Instant
| 1-3 hot damage
|
| Spaghetti Spear
| P
| Yes
| Combat
| 1
| Instant
| 2-3 physical damage
|
| Clobber
| SC
| Yes
| Combat
| 1
| Instant
| Does damage based on your weapon and bonus damage, but not your stats
|
| Sing
| AT
| Yes
| Combat
| 1
| Instant
| Does 2-3 damage for several rounds; removes Ringing Ears
|
| Suckerpunch
| DB
| Yes
| Combat
| 1
| Instant
| Does damage and delevels
|
| Toss
| TT
| Yes
| Combat
| 1
| Instant
| Does damage based on the weight of your familiar
|
| Sauce Contemplation
| S
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 1
| 5
| +1 Mysticality, +4 Max HP
|
| Seal Clubbing Frenzy
| SC
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 1
| 5
| +2 Muscle
|
| Patience of the Tortoise
| TT
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 1
| 5
| +1 Muscle +4 Max HP
|
| The Moxious Madrigal
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 2
| 5-15*
| +10 Moxie
|
| Summon Snowcones
| Any
| Auto
| Noncombat
| 2
| Instant
| summon a random Snowcones, with a limit of 3 tome items per day per day
|
| Summon Stickers
| Any
| Auto
| Noncombat
| 2
| Instant
| summon a random Stickers, with a limit of 3 tome items per day per day
|
| Summon Sugar Sheets
| Any
| Auto
| Noncombat
| 2
| Instant
| summon a sugar sheet, with a limit of 3 tome items per day per day
|
| The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 3
| 5-15*
| +10 Mysticality, +20 Max MP
|
| Disco Eye-Poke
| DB
| Yes
| Combat
| 3
| Instant
| 1-3 Damage and -1 Monster Level
|
| Entangling Noodles
| P
| Yes
| Combat
| 3
| Instant
| Prevents enemy from attacking for several turns
|
| Stream of Sauce
| S
| Yes
| Combat
| 3
| Instant
| (3 to 4)+(Mys/10) hot or cold Spell Damage; Mys capped at 100; Bonus Spell Damage capped at 10. Has splashback effects.
|
| Thrust-Smack
| SC
| Yes
| Combat
| 3
| Instant
| x2 Melee Damage (increased accuracy with the Eye of the Stoat skill)
|
| Headbutt
| TT
| Yes
| Combat
| 3
| Instant
| Extra Melee Damage (scales with player level & Helmet turtle power)
|
| Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 4
| 5-15*
| +20% Combat Initiative
|
| Ravioli Shurikens
| P
| Yes
| Combat
| 4
| Instant
| 3-8 Spell Damage (scales)
|
| Saucy Salve
| S
| Yes
| Combat
| 4
| Instant
| Heals 10-15 HP (combat only)
|
| Kneebutt
| TT
| Yes
| Combat
| 4
| Instant
| Extra Melee Damage (scales with the Pants' power), chance to Stun opponent (male only(*)?)
|
| Chronic Indigestion
| Any
| Yes
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| 5-10 + current Fullness in Hot damage
|
| Cold Breath
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| 5 turns/ Instant
| Deals 1 to 5 + 2 times duration in Cold Damage
|
| Fire Black Bottle-Rocket
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| Granted by equipping a bottle-rocket crossbow, using Moxie +10 to determine Hit Chance, delevels on hit
|
| Fire Blue Bottle-Rocket
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| Granted by equipping a bottle-rocket crossbow, using Moxie +10 to determine Hit Chance, does cold damage equal to 1-5 plus three times character level
|
| Fire Orange Bottle-Rocket
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| Granted by equipping a bottle-rocket crossbow, using Moxie +10 to determine Hit Chance, gives +3 substats and increases monster attack and defense randomly and independently by 10-15
|
| Fire Purple Bottle-Rocket
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| Granted by equipping a bottle-rocket crossbow, using Moxie +10 to determine Hit Chance, does sleaze damage equal to 1-5 plus three times character level
|
| Fire Red Bottle-Rocket
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| Granted by equipping a bottle-rocket crossbow, using Moxie +10 to determine Hit Chance, does hot damage equal to 1-5 plus three times character level
|
| Furious Cleave
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| Does 42-69 dmg on hit, only available in The Jungles of Loathing
|
| Hot Breath
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| 5 turns/ Instant
| Deals 1 to 5 + 2 times duration in Hot Damage
|
| Sleazy Breath
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| 5 turns/ Instant
| Deals 1 to 5 + 2 times duration in Sleaze Damage
|
| Spooky Breath
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| 5 turns/ Instant
| Deals 1 to 5 + 2 times duration in Spooky Damage
|
| Stinky Breath
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| 5 turns/ Instant
| Deals 1 to 5 + 2 times duration in Stench Damage
|
| Summon Hilarious Objects
| Any
| Auto
| Noncombat
| 5
| Instant
| Summon 3 Hilarious Objects, once per day
|
| Summon "Tasteful" Gifts
| Any
| Auto
| Noncombat
| 5
| Instant
| summon 5 random "tasteful" gifts, once per day
|
| The Smile of Mr. A.
| Any
| No*
| Buff
| 5
| 40
| +15 to all stats. Gained from the bearer of a Golden Mr. Accessory, if you have Ascended it will be via a box of sunshine. Up to 5 casts/day. *The Golden Mr. Accessory does not need to be on the user (so the skill stays through Ascension).
|
| Vicious Talon Slash
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| Form of...Bird! never-miss attack, doing damage about 75-85% of buffed Muscle; helps in obtaining glimmering roc feather
|
| The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 5
| 5-15*
| +10 Muscle, +20 Max HP
|
| Disco Dance of Doom
| DB
| Yes
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| 6-8 Damage and -3 Monster Level
|
| Jalapeño Saucesphere
| S
| Yes
| Buff
| 5
| 5-15*
| Does 1-5 damage to opponent when it hits you, and Sauceror spells return HP roughly equal to their MP casting cost
|
| Lunge-Smack
| SC
| Yes
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| x3 Melee Damage (no longer available)
|
| Shieldbutt
| TT
| Yes
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| Extra Melee Damage (Never misses; scales with player level(*)? & a shield's (hidden) power; may delevel an opponent)
|
| Lasagna Bandages
| P
| Yes
| Combat/ Noncombat
| 6
| Instant
| Heals 10-30 HP (10-20 HP in combat)
|
| Ghostly Shell
| TT
| Yes
| Buff
| 6
| 5-15*
| +80 Damage Absorption
|
| The Polka of Plenty
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 7
| 5-15*
| +50% Meat drops
|
| Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
| DB
| Yes
| Combat
| 7
| Instant
| 8-10 Damage and -5 Monster Level
|
| Cannelloni Cannon
| P
| Yes
| Combat
| 6
| Instant
| 8-16 Spell Damage (scales)
|
| Tongue of the Otter
| SC
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 7
| Instant
| Heals 10-20 HP and removes the Beaten Up effect
|
| Disco Nap
| DB
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 8
| Instant
| Heals 20 HP and removes Confused, Embarrassed, Sleepy, Sunburned, and Wussiness effects. Once per day, can rest without using an adventure.
|
| Tango of Terror
| DB
| Yes
| Combat
| 8
| Instant
| 15-18 Spooky Damage and -7 Monster Level
|
| Lunging Thrust-Smack
| SC
| Yes
| Combat
| 8
| Instant
| x3 Melee Damage (increased accuracy with the Eye of the Stoat skill)
|
| Tenacity of the Snapper
| TT
| Yes
| Buff
| 8
| 5-15*
| +8 Melee Damage
|
| Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 9
| 5-15*
| +12 Melee Damage & +12 Spell Damage
|
| Dirge of Dreadfulness
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 9
| 5-15*
| +12 Spooky Damage +12 Damage to Spooky Spells
|
| All-You-Can-Beat Wing Buffet
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| In Form of...Bird!, lowers monster defense by sqrt(buffed Moxie), and helps to obtain glimmering roc feather
|
| Antarctic Flap
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| Usable in Form of...Bird! with scrumptious ice ant charges. Does cold damage and restores 3*sqrt(buffed Myst) MP; aids in getting glimmering penguin feather.(*)
|
| CLEESH
| Any
| Yes
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| Turns most opponents into a newt, frog, or salamander
|
| Falling Leaf Whirlwind
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| Enabled by wielding a haiku katana; one seasonal skill can be used per combat per katana held; delevels enemy
|
| Feast on Carrion
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| Usable in Form of...Bird! with yummy death watch beetle charges. Does spooky damage and restores HP; aids in getting glimmering raven feather.(*)
|
| Fire off a Roman Candle
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| Familiar does weight/2 to weight elemental damage; a killing blow grants +2 familiar experience
|
| Give Your Opponent "The Bird"
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| Usable in Form of...Bird! with tasty louse charges. Does sleaze damage(*) and delevels by sqrt(buffed Mysticality); aids in getting glimmering great tit feather.
|
| Play a Drum Solo
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| While wearing Elvish Sunglasses with a drum equipped, stuns opponent for 2 rounds
|
| Play a Flute Solo
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| While wearing Elvish Sunglasses with a flute equipped, does sleaze damage based on Moxie
|
| Play a Guitar Solo
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| While wearing Elvish Sunglasses with a guitar or banjo equipped, gives +5 substats at end of round
|
| Play an Accordion Solo
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| While wearing Elvish Sunglasses with an accordion equipped, delevels opponent
|
| Rise From Your Ashes
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| Usable in Form of...Bird! with delectable fire ant charges. Does persistent hot damage(*) that decays in subsequent rounds; aids in getting glimmering phoenix feather.
|
| Summer Siesta
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| Enabled by wielding a haiku katana; one seasonal skill can be used per combat per katana held; instant critical hit
|
| The 17 Cuts
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| Enabled by wielding a haiku katana; can be used per combat; inflicts 17 damage, and gives 10 turns of Haiku State of Mind flavor text
|
| The Statue Treatment
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| Usable in Form of...Bird! with delicious stinkbug charges. Does stench damage(*); aids in getting glimmering buzzard feather.
|
| Winter's Bite Technique
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| Enabled by wielding a haiku katana; one seasonal skill can be used per combat per katana held; inflicts 10-20 Cold, and adds 3-4 times any active bonus cold damage
|
| Advanced Cocktailcrafting
| DB
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| Always/ Instant
| Make Advanced cocktails using garnishes & summon 3 garnishes/day
|
| Disco Face Stab
| DB
| Yes
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| 15-18 Damage and -7 Monster Level
|
| Smooth Movement
| DB
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 10
| -5% Combat Frequency (more non-combat adventures)
|
| Pastamastery
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| Always/ Instant
| Cook noodle dishes & summon 3 dry noodles/day
|
| Springy Fusilli
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 10
| +40% Combat Initiative
|
| Flavour of Magic
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 40
| Select the type of elemental damage for Pastamancer spells (actually uses 5 sub-skills) +10 Bonus Spell Damage when sub-skill active)
|
| Spirit of Bacon Grease
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 40
| All Spells Cast Are Sleazy Spell Damage + 10
|
| Spirit of Cayenne
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 40
| All Spells Cast Are Hot Spell Damage + 10
|
| Spirit of Garlic
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 40
| All Spells Cast Are Cold Spell Damage + 10
|
| Spirit of Peppermint
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 40
| All Spells Cast Are Cold Spell Damage + 10
|
| Spirit of Wormwood
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 40
| All Spells Cast Are Stench Spell Damage + 10
|
| Elemental Saucesphere
| S
| Yes
| Buff
| 10
| 5-15*
| So-So Elemental Resistance (all elements)
|
| Advanced Saucecrafting
| S
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| Always/ Instant
| Cook scrumptious reagent sauces & potions, summon 3 scrumptious reagents/day
|
| Jabañero Saucesphere
| S
| Yes
| Buff
| 10
| 5-15*
| Does 1-5 damage to opponents hitting you, and restores roughly 25% of Sauceror combat spell MP costs
|
| Scarysauce
| S
| Yes
| Buff
| 10
| 5-15*
| Does 2-10 Spooky damage to opponents who hit you, also gives So-So Resistance to Cold and Sleaze damage
|
| Tongue of the Walrus
| SC
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| Instant
| Heals 30-40 HP and removes the Beaten Up, Grilled, Half-Eaten Brain, Missing Fingers, and Sunburned effects
|
| Rage of the Reindeer
| SC
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 10
| +10% Muscle, +10 Melee Damage
|
| Musk of the Moose
| SC
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 10
| +5% Combat Frequency (more combat adventures)
|
| Snarl of the Timberwolf
| SC
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 10
| +10 Spooky damage
|
| Reptilian Fortitude
| TT
| Yes
| Buff
| 10
| 5-15*
| +30 Max HP
|
| Astral Shell
| TT
| Yes
| Buff
| 10
| 5-15*
| +80 Damage Absorption, Slight Elemental Resistance (all elements)
|
| Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 11
| 5-15*
| +20% Item drops
|
| Disco Power Nap
| DB
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 12
| Instant
| Heals 40 HP and removes Apathy, Confused, Cunctatitis, Easily Embarrassed, Embarrassed, Prestidigysfunction, Sleepy, Socialismydia, Sunburned, Tenuous Grip on Reality, Tetanus, and Wussiness effects. Cures "Poisoned" effects. Twice per day, can rest without using an adventure.
|
| Leash of Linguini
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 12
| 10
| +5 Familiar Weight
|
| Saucestorm
| S
| Yes
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| (14 to 18)+(Mys/5) hot or cold Spell Damage; Mys capped at 125; Bonus Spell Damage capped at 15. Has splashback effects.
|
| Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 13
| 5-15*
| Unknown damage mitigating effect
|
| Put Down Roots
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 15
| Instant
| Granted by wearing crotchety pants. Once per combat, can stun enemy.
|
| Rouse Sapling
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 15
| Instant
| Granted by wearing willowy bonnet. Cast once per combat, does Passive Damage over four rounds.
|
| Spray Sap
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 15
| Instant
| Granted by wearing Saccharine Maple pendant. Unknown effect. (*)
|
| Empathy of the Newt
| TT
| Yes
| Buff
| 15
| 5-15*
| +5 Familiar Weight
|
| The Psalm of Pointiness
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 15
| 5-15*
| Damages when attacked for 4-8 with an additional 1-5 delevel
|
| Vent Rage Gland
| Any
| Auto
| Noncombat
| 15
| 5
| Gives the effect Quivering with Rage, Apoplectic with Rage, or Dizzy with Rage for 5 turns
|
| Stuffed Mortar Shell
| P
| Yes
| Combat
| 13
| Instant
| 16-40 Spell Damage (scales)
|
| The Sonata of Sneakiness
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 20
| 5-15*
| -5% Combat Frequency (more non-combat adventures)
|
| Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 20
| 5-15*
| +5% Combat Frequency (more combat adventures)
|
| Cannelloni Cocoon
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 20
| Instant
| Heals all HP
|
| Spectral Snapper
| TT
| Yes
| Combat
| 20
| Instant
| (10 to 40)+(Mus/5) Spooky damage
|
| Wave of Sauce
| S
| Yes
| Combat
| 16
| Instant
| (20 to 24)+((3*Mys)/10) hot or cold Spell Damage; Mys capped at 100; Bonus Spell Damage capped at 25. Has splashback effects.
|
| Creepy Grin
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 30
| Instant
| Granted by equipping a V for Vivala mask, usable only once per day, ends combat without using an adventure, and the monster is driven from the Adventure Queue for the next ten turns
|
| Conjure Relaxing Campfire
| Any
| Yes
| Combat
| 30
| Instant
| (10 to 20)+(Mys/10) hot damage, uncapped Mysticality
|
| Creepy Lullaby
| Any
| Yes
| Combat
| 30
| Instant
| (10 to 20)+(Mys/10) spooky damage, uncapped Mysticality
|
| Harpoon!
| SC
| Yes
| Combat
| 30
| Instant
| Does damage underwater
|
| Inappropriate Backrub
| Any
| Yes
| Combat
| 30
| Instant
| (10 to 20)+(Mys/10) sleaze damage, uncapped Mysticality
|
| Maximum Chill
| Any
| Yes
| Combat
| 30
| Instant
| (10 to 20)+(Mys/10) cold damage, uncapped Mysticality
|
| Mudbath
| Any
| Yes
| Combat
| 30
| Instant
| (10 to 20)+(Mys/10) stench damage, uncapped Mysticality
|
| Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 30
| 5-15*
| +10% all Stats
|
| Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 30
| 5-15*
| +2 Monster Level per player level
|
| Get a You-Eye View
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 30
| Instant
| Form of...Bird! skill, rumored to increase bird and normal item drop rates(*)
|
| Rainbow Gravitation
| Any
| Auto
| Noncombat
| 30
| Instant
| Allows combining twinkly, hot, cold, stench, spooky, and sleaze wads (consumes them in the process) into prismatic wads, 3 times per day
|
| Weapon of the Pastalord
| P
| Yes
| Combat
| 24
| Instant
| (32 to 64)+((7*Mys)/20) Spell Damage (scales, only Physical Damage, or half elemental, half physical when tuned)
|
| Fearful Fettucini
| P
| Yes
| Combat
| 24
| Instant
| (32 to 64)+((7*Mys)/20) Spooky Spell Damage
|
| Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 40
| 5-15*
| +3 experience after battles (1 per Substat)
|
| Saucegeyser
| S
| Yes
| Combat
| 28
| Instant
| (35 to 45)+((7*Mys)/20) hot or cold Spell Damage
|
| Summon Leviatuga
| TT
| Yes
| Combat
| 40
| Instant
| Does 300-350 damage underwater
|
| Transcendent Olfaction
| Any
| Auto
| Combat
| 40
| Instant
| Increases the chances of encountering the monster on which this skill is used
|
| Benetton's Medley of Diversity
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 50
| 5-15*
| Recipient must be at least level 15; caster must be AT. Limited to 10 casts per day. +15 cold, hot, sleaze, spooky, and stench damage.
|
| Chorale of Companionship
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 50
| 5-15*
| Recipient must be at least level 15; caster must be AT. Limited to 10 casts per day. +10 Familiar Weight.
|
| Elron's Explosive Etude
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 50
| 5-15*
| Recipient must be at least level 15; caster must be AT. Limited to 10 casts per day. Bonus Spell Damage +50%.
|
| Prelude of Precision
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 50
| 5-15*
| Recipient must be at least level 15; caster must be AT. Limited to 10 casts per day. Theorized to increase Critical Hit Chance. (*)
|
| The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 50
| 5-15*
| Recipient must be at least level 15; caster must be AT. Limited to 10 casts per day. +20% Items from Monsters, +50% Meat from Monsters.
|
| The Ode to Booze
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 50
| 5-15*
| +1-4 Adventures per drink, depending on the quality
|
| Donho's Bubbly Ballad
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 75
| 5-15*
| Recipient must be at least level 15; caster must be AT. Limited to 50 casts per day. Reduces underwater penalties by 20%
|
| Hypnotize Hobo
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 100
| Instant
| Available only in Hobopolis when wearing Tawdry Tramp Togs, doing sleaze damage(*)
|
| Overload Discarded Refrigerator
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 100
| Instant
| Available only in Hobopolis when wearing Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments, doing cold damage(*)
|
| Start Trash Fire
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 100
| Instant
| Available only in Hobopolis when wearing Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia, doing hot damage(*)
|
| Trashquake
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 100
| Instant
| Available only in Hobopolis when wearing Vile Vagrant Vestments, doing stench damage(*)
|
| Zombo's Visage
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 100
| Instant
| Available only in Hobopolis when wearing Dire Drifter Duds, doing spooky damage(*)
|
| Awesome Balls of Fire
| Any
| Yes
| Combat
| 120
| Instant
| Summons 1-3 bolts of hot damage, each doing (35 to 45)+((7*Mys)/20) uncapped damage.
|
| Eggsplosion
| Any
| Yes
| Combat
| 120
| Instant
| Summons 1-3 bolts of stench damage, each doing (35 to 45)+((7*Mys)/20) uncapped damage.
|
| Grease Lightning
| Any
| Yes
| Combat
| 120
| Instant
| Summons 1-3 bolts of sleaze damage, each doing (35 to 45)+((7*Mys)/20) uncapped damage.
|
| Raise Backup Dancer
| Any
| Yes
| Combat
| 120
| Instant
| Summons 1-3 bolts of spooky damage, each doing (35 to 45)+((7*Mys)/20) uncapped damage.
|
| Snowclone
| Any
| Yes
| Combat
| 120
| Instant
| Summons 1-3 bolts of cold damage, each doing (35 to 45)+((7*Mys)/20) uncapped damage.
|
| Magic Missile
| Any
| No
| Combat
| Variable (2-6)
| Instant
| 2-25 damage (depending on level), due to how the skill is gained the effective cost is only 1-5 MP
|
| Disarm
| Any
| No
| Combat
| Variable (lvl, max 15)
| Instant
| Does 11-20 damage of Passive Damage per round
|
| Entangle
| Any
| No
| Combat
| Variable (lvl, max 15)
| Instant
| Blocks opponents
|
| Strangle
| Any
| No
| Combat
| Variable (lvl, max 15)
| Instant
| Does 11-20 damage, restores HP
|
| Moxious Maneuver
| AT/DB
| No
| Combat
| Variable (lvl)
| Instant
| Attack using Moxie instead of Muscle. Automatically and only available to Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves.
|
| Mighty Shout
| Any
| No
| Combat
| Variable (15*(T+1)2 MP)
| Instant
| Muscle+100%, Moxie+100%. T is the number of turns of this effect you already have
|
| Summon Candy Heart
| Any
| Auto
| Noncombat
| Variable (special)
| Instant
| Summoning candy hearts from Your Mystical Bookshelf comes at an MP cost of 1+(n*(n-1)/2) for the nth Libram item.
|
| Summon Love Songs
| Any
| Auto
| Noncombat
| Variable (special)
| Instant
| Summoning love songs from Your Mystical Bookshelf comes at an MP cost of 1+(n*(n-1)/2) for the nth Libram item.
|
| Summon Party Favor
| Any
| Auto
| Noncombat
| Variable (special)
| Instant
| Summoning party favors from Your Mystical Bookshelf comes at an MP cost of 1+(n*(n-1)/2) for the nth Libram item.
|