Set an Open Course for the Virgin Booty

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You hand the Meat over to the navigator, who hands it over to the quartermaster, who hands it over to an accounts payable rep, who hands it over to the grog purchasing agent, the food acquisition specialist, and the convenience store clerk, and soon the ship is fully outfitted for a voyage.

The navigator squints at you and asks "That's that, then. To what coordinates would you like to sail in search of booty, Cap'm?"

Longitude: (1-242)

Latitude: (1-100)

Results

"Aye aye, Cap'm!" says the navigator, and there is a bustle of activity as the ship leaves port -- sails are unfurled, masts are hoisted, pulleys are winched, all that kind of shippy stuff. Pretty soon, you've lost sight of land, and open sea lies... um... open before you as you sail towards your destination.

A full map of the ocean, with coordinates for the adventures, can be found at Set an Open Course for the Virgin Booty (Map).

Ocean Treasure
Ocean Treasure	Note: Drops a random Cursed Chest or Key Note: Default adventure when not going to one of the co-ordinates below

Rainbow Pearl (adventure)
Rainbow Pearl (adventure)	Note: Upon first discovery, dropped a rainbow pearl Note: Subsequently, i.e., now, it drops a shimmering rainbow sand

Stone Triangle
Stone Triangle	Note: Upon first discovery, dropped either a small stone triangle, a medium stone triangle, or a large stone triangle Note: Subsequently, i.e., now, drops an El Vibrato power sphere Note: Occurs at the co-ordinates (59,10), (86,40) & (48,47)

Small Tropical Island
Small Tropical Island	Note: The first time this location was discovered, it dropped a strange tiki idol. Note: Subsequently, i.e., now, it drops a sinister altar fragment

Stone Pyramid
Stone Pyramid	Note: Occurs at any coordinate when adventuring with a strange stone pyramid in your inventory Note: After this adventure, the strange stone pyramid is lost from your inventory Note: Can no longer occur as there are no more strange stone pyramids in the Kingdom.

Plinth
Plinth	Note: If there is one in your inventory, lose an El Vibrato power sphere Note: If you spend an El Vibrato power sphere, you will gain one El Vibrato trapezoid if you do not have one in your inventory, display case, or campground. Note: Was only unlocked after the creation of the strange stone pyramid and its use in the above adventure Note: Occurs at the co-ordinate (63,29)

Notes

• Occurs during O Cap'm, My Cap'm
• Choosing invalid coordinates results in the following message:

  The navigator sighs. "Those aren't valid coordinates, Cap'm. Care to try again?"

• The Kingdom of Loathing is present on this map, largely occupying an 11x11 region beginning at the coordinates (11,11). Several coordinates in this region contain ocean, resulting in the area resembling that portrayed on the Main Map. Attempting to search one of these locations would give the following message:

  The navigator says "Sorry, Cap'm, but we can't sail to those coordinates, because that's where the mainland is, and we've pretty much plundered the mainland dry. Perhaps a more exotic locale is in order?"

References

• The name of the adventure is similar to "Set an open course for the virgin sea", a lyric from the song "Come Sail Away" by Styx.
• The treasure-crane (used to find chests, rainbow pearls, and stone triangles/spheres) is probably based on the same device in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. Wind Waker was released in North America in 2003.
• There is an obvious sexual reference in the name of this adventure which, if you haven't picked up on by now, you're probably not old enough to.

See Also

• Set an Open Course for the Virgin Booty (Map)