Serenity trading card
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Serenity trading card
This is a trading card depicting KWE star Serenity. It's printed with a variety of useful information, for varying definitions of 'useful'. And 'information'.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 50 Meat.( In-game plural: Serenity trading cards) Obtained From
- Items
- pack of KWE trading card (0-1)
When Used
 Serenity trading card
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| You look at the Serenity trading card. The front has a picture on it.
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(Artwork by Cynn)
The back has some statistics printed on it.
Name: Serenity
Special Moves: Grasshopper Hover and Heavy Artillery
Wins: 28
Losses: 28
Quote: "Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again, copper-top!"
Fun Facts:
Serenity got her weapons training at the same ancient school that used to train the personal troops of the Emperors of Loathing (back when the Kingdom was an Empire)!
Serenity can slow down time, hover above the ground, and squeeze into a tight-fitting leather catsuit! You decide which is the most impressive!
Since she never takes her sunglasses off, nobody knows what color Serenity's eyes are! Whoever wrote the KWE fact book lied!
Your friends at KWE remind you that winners always help their mothers with the dishes!
card 14/16
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