Seal Clubber

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Description

Seal Clubbers hail from the frigid Northlands, because one character class always hails from the frigid Northlands. They rely on their Muscle to survive.

Skills

Most Seal Clubber skills are learned from The Brotherhood of the Smackdown. The skills from levels 1-4 cost 200, 800, 1800, and 3200 Meat respectively to learn, while all higher level skills cost 1,000 per level. All Seal Clubbers begin with the free skills Seal Clubbing Frenzy and Clobber. Completing the Spookyraven Manor Quest grants you the Snarl of the Timberwolf skill.

Level	Skill	Description	Effect	Type	MP Cost
0	Seal Clubbing Frenzy	By clubbing a stuffed seal at your campsite, you can work yourself into a frenzy. Your Strongness will increase for a period of time.	Seal Clubbing Frenzy (+2 Muscle) (5 Adventures)	Non-combat	1
0	Clobber	Adventurer smash!	X damage	Combat	1
1	Hide of the Otter	Your skin becomes as thick as the skin of an otter, affording minor protection against enemy attacks.	+20 Damage Absorption	Passive	N/A
2	Claws of the Otter	You become infused with the fighting spirit of the Otter, adding 3 damage to all of your melee attacks.	+3 Bonus Weapon Damage	Passive	N/A
3	Tongue of the Otter	This skill gives you the ability to lick your wounds, healing 10-20 Hit Points and making you feel less beaten up.	Heals 10-20 HP Removes Beaten Up effect	Non-combat	7
4	Thrust-Smack	This is a thrusting smack with your weapon. It will do double the usual amount of damage to your opponent if it connects.	2X Weapon Damage	Combat	3
5	Super-Advanced Meatsmithing	You are a master of the Tenderizing Hammer. The echo of generations of Seal Clubbers reverberates in your muscles as you beat the meat into shape. Shapes, actually -- the shapes of powerful weapons.	Can smith weapons using ores. Can smith whips using skins. (Costs 1 adv.)	Passive	N/A
6	Eye of the Stoat	This skill imbues you with the spirit of a tenacious and vicious (and incredibly accurate) stoat. Your Thrust-Smacks and Lunging Thrust-Smacks will hit more often, you'll fumble less often, and your chances of scoring critical hits will be improved.	Thrust-Smack and Lunging Thrust-Smack skills hit more often. Lunging Thrust-Smack deals more damage Fumble less frequently +.5X Critical Hit Chance (stacks with equipment bonuses)	Passive	N/A
7	Hide of the Walrus	Your skin becomes as thick as the hide of a walrus, affording additional protection against enemy attacks.	+40 Damage Absorption	Passive	N/A
8	Claws of the Walrus	You become one with the spirit of the War Walrus, adding 4 damage to each of your melee attacks.	+4 Bonus Weapon Damage	Passive	N/A
9	Tongue of the Walrus	This skill gives you the ability to lick your wounds, healing 30-40 Hit Points and making you feel less beaten up.	Heals 30-40 HP Removes Beaten Up, Grilled, Half-Eaten Brain, Missing Fingers, Axe Wound, and Sunburned effects	Non-combat	10
10	Lunging Thrust-Smack	This is a thrust-smack with a lunge added to it for good measure. If it connects, will do triple damage to your opponent.	3X Weapon Damage	Combat	8
11	Rage of the Reindeer	This skill fills you with the rage of thousands of subjugated reindeer. This rage will make you stronger, especially when fighting guys with beards.	Rage of the Reindeer (+10% Muscle and +10 Bonus Weapon Damage) (10 Adventures)	Non-combat	10
12	Double-Fisted Skull Smashing	This skill allows you to wield a one-handed weapon in each of your hands. It'll make it much easier for you to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.	Allows dual-wielding	Passive	N/A
13	Northern Exposure	This skill allows you to remember your upbringing in the Frigid Northlands. You'll be as snug as a bug in a rug, even when the wintry wind whips willy-nilly 'cross your nose. Think... the opposite of Sam McGee.	So-So Cold Resistance	Passive	N/A
14	Musk of the Moose	By concentrating very hard, you're able to exude moose musk from your pores. The smell of the musk will make you more likely to encounter monsters when adventuring.	Musk of the Moose (Increases Combat Frequency) (10 Adventures)	Non-combat	10
15	Pulverize	This skill allows you to smash certain pieces of equipment into their magical essences with a tenderizing hammer.	Can smash equipment into tasty, bite-sized chunks of the essence of the elements, including non-elemental damage. Grants access to The Malus of Forethought for Muscle classes.	Passive	N/A
Spookyraven Manor Quest Skill
N/A	Snarl of the Timberwolf	This skill makes you all snarly and spooky. Like a timberwolf. Timberwolves, if you didn't know this, are both the snarliest and the spookiest animals north of the arctic circle.	Snarl of the Timberwolf (+10 Spooky Damage) (10 Adventures)	Non-combat	10
Sea Floor Skill
N/A	Harpoon!	While underwater, you're capable of fashioning any weapon into a makeshift harpoon, and throwing it with deadly accuracy.	Deals damage to an opponent.	Combat	30

Levels

The amount of Muscle required to attain level L follows the formula Muscle = L² - 2L+ 5.

Seal Clubber Level Titles
Level	Title	Muscle
1	Lemming Trampler	n/a
2	Tern Slapper	5
3	Puffin Intimidator	8
4	Ermine Thumper	13
5	Penguin Frightener	20
6	Malamute Basher	29
7	Narwhal Pummeler	40
8	Otter Crusher	53
9	Caribou Smacker	68
10	Moose Harasser	85
11	Reindeer Threatener	104
12	Ox Wrestler	125
13	Walrus Bludgeoner	148
14	Whale Boxer	173
15	Seal Clubber	200

Class Gear

Seal Clubbers start with a seal-skull helmet and a seal-clubbing club in their inventory.
The Seal Clubber's Epic Weapon is Bjorn's Hammer.
The Seal Clubber's Legendary Epic Weapon is the Hammer of Smiting.
The Seal Clubber's Epic Hat is the Scalp of Gorgolok.
The Seal Clubber's Hardcore ascension reward is the stainless steel shillelagh.
The Seal Clubber's Hardcore Oxygenarian ascension reward is the plexiglass pike pike.
The Seal Clubber's Bad Moon ascension reward is the Brimstone Bludgeon.
Seal Clubbers can get a sealskin drum from the Hobo Marketplace.
The chintzy seal pendant confers its enchantment bonus only to Seal Clubbers.
The Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments and its components confer their enchantment bonuses only to Seal Clubbers.
The Seal Clubber's level 30 trophy is the Scourge of Seals.

Notes

Seal Clubbers have an innate 50% bonus to their maximum HP.
Pre-NS13, Seal Clubbers started with a seal tooth and a seal-clubbing club in their inventory.
Lunge-Smack is a Level 2 skill which became unavailable from the guild trainer prior to the introduction of ascension.
Since May 3, 2009, Seal Clubbers can summon and fight Infernal Seals.
Seal Clubbers who are wielding a 2-handed club will always hit with their Thrust-Smack and Lunging Thrust-Smack skills, regardless of monster defense and their attack bonus.

References

The class description refers to the common cliché among role playing games of having at least one Northern, "savage" character class or race (barbarians, vikings, giants, so on).
Clubbing seals is a stereotyped practice of northern fur trappers, and an image commonly seized upon by animal rights activists for the apparent brutality against an animal often considered cute and/or friendly.

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