Rushing bum
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 You're fighting a rushing bum
In the Sleazy Back Alley, you are bum rushed by a rushing bum. Yikes!
Hit Message(s):
The bum kicks you in the bum. What a bummer. Eek!
He rushes up and smacks you with one feelthy hand. Eek!
He quickly smacks you around a couple of times. Eek!
Critical Hit Message:
Threatening music starts to play as the bum rushes toward you. Bum bum bum! He rushes over and picks up a wooden crate, then bashes you in the head with it. You fall over and hit your head on a barrel. Eek!
Miss Message(s):
The bum kicks you in the bum, but it doesn't hurt much because he's got a bum knee.
He rushes up and smacks at you, but bumbles the whole thing.
He tries to smack you, but you rush backwards.
Fumble Message:
Threatening music plays as the bum prepares to attack you again. Bum bum bum! He picks up a crate to smash your head in, but trips and falls into a nearby barrel. You have a sudden urge to buy expensive furniture.
Occurs in The Sleazy Back Alley.
Notes
References
- "Rushing Bum" is a play on the phrase "Bum Rush", which means "to attack someone with reckless abandon."
- The critical and fumble messages refer to Crate and Barrel, a furniture and housewares store.
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