Rudolphus of Crimborg
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 You're fighting Rudolphus of Crimborg"The knowledge and experience of the reindeer, Rudolph the Red, is part of us now. It has prepared us for all possible courses of action."
So it looks like Rudolph the Red finally got his wish -- a society in which everyone is equal, each working together for the good of the whole. He probably imagined it as more "utopian society" and less "beehive," but it's no good nitpicking.
Hit Message(s):
He targets you with his laser optical implant, then chomps you with his cybernetically enhanced teeth. Ooh! Ow! Argh! Oof!
He plugs something into your skull and downloads the entire works of Karl Marx. Your brain boggles. Oof! Eek! Ow!
He gores you with his cybernetically enhanced antlers. You get poked and shocked at the same time. Argh! Argh! Ugh!
He smacks you upside the noggin with one cybernetically enhanced hoof. Ooh! Oof! Ooh! Ow!
Critical Hit Message:
He rears up and beats you about the head and neck with his cybernetically enhanced hooves. You might not have thought it was possible to overclock a set of hooves, but you'd be wrong. Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Ouch!
Miss Message(s):
He starts to smack you with a hoof, but his system crashes and he has to reboot. Rehoof?
He targets you with his laser optical implant, then decides to opt for non-violent protest.
He tries to assimilate you, but you're too iconoclastic to be assimilated.
He tries to gore you with his cybernetically enhanced antlers, but you're nobody's antlee.
Fumble Message:
He stops attacking to deliver a long-winded diatribe about the evils of capitalism and the joys of socialism. Man, not even assimilation by a robotic hive-mind can shut this guy up.
Occurs at The Crimborg Collective Factory.
References
- This is a direct reference to Locutus of Borg, the identity Captain Jean-Luc Picard assumes when he is assimilated by the Borg.
- Apparently Rudolph the Red from Crimbo 2005 has been assimilated . . .
- "A society in which everyone is equal, each working together for the good of the whole" is the goal of communism. Also, being "red" is another name for being communist.
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