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Pretty Fly

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Pretty Fly
Location The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)
Hitpoints 100000
Attack 100000
Defense  ?
Initiative 0
Meat None
Element None
Physical None
Drops
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Pretty Fly You're fighting a Pretty Fly

This gigantic fly is gorgeous. I mean, if you were a fly, you'd be all about trying to break you off a piece of this thing. You're not a fly, but it's still pretty. Pretty ungodly hideous.

Hit Message(s):

It flaps you in the <bung> with its giant, gossamer wings. Of PAIN. Ooh! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Eek! Eek!

It gives you a big ol' fly kiss. Which, if you've seen enough Jeff Goldblum movies, means it spits acid all over you. Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Eek! Ow! Argh!

Web.gifImage:web.gifspider web
You toss the spider web at the Pretty Fly, who immediately gets tangled up in it and falls out the window of the tower. Bye bye, fly.
You gain 40 <substat>.

Occurs at The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs).

Notes

  • This monster's combat weakness is the spider web, and by extension the really sticky spider web and really really sticky spider web.
  • If you lose, you will receive a hint as to which item to use.
    • First hint: Man, you should never have stepped into that fly's parlor.
    • Second hint: Y'know what flies hate? Spiders.
    • Third hint: Oh, what a wicked web you'll have to weave if ever you're to defeat this monster.
    • Fourth hint: I'll bet a spider web would make short work of that buzzing beast.
    • Fifth hint: Maybe you should go to the Sleazy Back Alley and get a spider web.

References

  • The name of this fly is a reference to the 1998 Offspring song Pretty Fly (For a White Guy).
  • The Jeff Goldblum movie mentioned in the second attack listed is The Fly, a 1986 remake of the 1958 classic horror film of the same name.
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