Plexiglass pike pike
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plexiglass pike pike
This is by far the best pike to come down the pike in a long time. It's a long spear, tipped with a loving, detailed, and razor-sharp depiction of a common freshwater fish. It was forged in the misty mountains (or perhaps the foggy flatlands) by seven-foot tall dwarves and consecrated by Deep Fat Friars. It's clear, sharp, virtually indestructible, and undeniably badass. Jump up, touch your toes, and enjoy.
Type: weapon (2-handed spear)
Power: 180
Muscle Required: 75
Cannot be traded
Cannot be discarded Enchantment:
Weapon Damage +25
+10 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Muscle +30% ( In-game plural: plexiglass pike pikes) Obtained From
- Ascension Reward
- Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Seal Clubber.
Messages
You leap into the air, grab your toes, do a somersault, and thrust forward with your pike as you land. You spear <it> for X damage. BOOF! WHAM! BOOF!
You slash <it> with the razor-sharp pike at the end of your pike for X damage. KERBLAM! BAM! SPLAT!
You smack <it> with the pike at the end of your pike. It's clear that the fishes are not so delicious, but actually quite painful. You do X damage. WHAMMO! WHACK! WHACK!
You spin your plexiglass pike pike, bonking <it> with the butt end and slashing with the sharp, fishy end for X damage. KAPOW! KERBLAM! WHACK!
Your motives, as well as your weapon, are transparent as you hit <it> for X damage. ZAP! SPLAT! SMACK!
References
- The Misty Mountains is a reference to The Lord of the Rings books by J. R. R. Tolkien.
- The last part of the description (and the first hit message listed) refers to the "pike position" in diving and other feats of athleticism, wherein the diver reaches over and touches their toes.
- The quote about "the fishes are not so delicious" refers to part of the slogan for Goldfish crackers.
- The "common freshwater fish" is, of course, a pike.
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