You activate the photoprotoneutron torpedo, and it emits a series of beeps. It then rockets toward your opponent, exploding on impact for 30-40 damage.
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Photoprotoneutron torpedo
You activate the photoprotoneutron torpedo, and it emits a series of beeps. It then rockets toward your opponent, exploding on impact for 40-50 damage. Science!
Science! is a quote from Bill Nye, who, in his TV show, Bill Nye the Science Guy, would yell "Science!" after the theatrical results of his experiments.
Just as the name of the MagiMechTech MechaMech is an amalgamation parodying similar enemies in multiple RPGs, the name of this item combines photon torpedoes from the fictional Star Trek universe, proton torpedoes of Star Wars fame, and neutron torpedoes found in many space combat video games.
