Perpendicular bat

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Perpendicular bat
Location	Guano Junction
Hitpoints	12
Attack	18
Defense	18
Initiative	60
Meat	26-40
Element	None
Physical	None
Drops batgut, bat wing, sonar-in-a-biscuit
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You're fighting a perpendicular bat

This bat is perpendicular to the ground! That makes it totally different from a regular bat!

Hit Message(s):

It flies in perpendicularly and sinks its perpendicular fangs into your neck. Perpendicular. Argh! Eek! Ooh!

It rotates you in the <calf>. Ooh! Oof!

It makes a hole perpendicular to your jugular vein. Blood spirals the wrong way out of the hole. Eek! Ooh! Ouch!

It flies in at a right angle and batters you with its claws. Oof! Ooh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

It spins around madly and sinks its fangs into your neck. It manages to take a big circular hole out of your <calf>. Ow! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to sink its perpendicular fangs into your neck, but you leap up and spin-dodge, Matrix style. Aww yeah.

It tries to rotate you in the <calf>, but you dodge.

It tries to make a hole perpendicular to your jugular vein, but you dodge.

It tries to batter you with its claws, but you bat it away. Batter up!

Fumble Message:

It spins around madly, trying to sink its fangs into you and cut you open. Fortunately, it just gets dizzy and collapses to the ground.

Meat	You gain 26-40 Meat. (average: 33.3, stdev: 3.2)*

You acquire an item: batgut (15.7% chance)*

You acquire an item: bat wing (14.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit (18.6% chance)*

You gain 4-5 <substat>.

Notes

"Blood spirals the wrong way out of the hole," is a reference to the They Might Be Giants song Ana Ng, only with "water" instead of "blood" and "sink" instead of "hole."