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PADL Phone
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PADL Phone
Because of its tiny size and sizeable trendiness, the PADL Phone is highly sought after by orcish frat boys, even though they can't actually dial the phone with their fat fingers. Since it takes pictures and plays music, the phone capabilities are really just an afterthought, though.
Type: combat item
Selling Price: 100 Meat.( In-game plural: PADL Phones) Obtained From
- The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
- I Am The Brotherhood (one-time)
- The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
- Beer Bongadier
- Elite Beer Bongadier
- Heavy Kegtank
- Panty Raider Frat Boy
- Sorority Nurse
- Sorority Operator (3)
- War Frat 151st Captain
- War Frat Elite 110th Captain
- War Frat Elite 500th Captain
- War Frat Elite Wartender
- War Frat Grill Sergeant
- War Frat Kegrider
- War Frat Mobile Grill Unit
- War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant
- War Frat Wartender
When Used
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| You punch a few buttons on the phone, and a few seconds later, a naughty sorority nurse runs up to you. She gently kicks you into a chair with her high-heeled foot, then slowly removes a gauze garter from her leg before applying it to your wounds. You wipe the sweat from your brow as she walks off and you get ready to continue the fight, full of renewed vim and vigor.
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| You punch a few buttons on the phone, and a sorority nurse runs up to you and injects you with a concentrated dose of energy drink. It hurts, but it's pretty refreshing.
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| You punch a few buttons on the phone, and hear a rumbling as a nearby kegtank rolls up to your opponents and fires a volley of beer cans at him, dealing 128-177 damage.
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- When used before ? rounds/turns have passed since last use:
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| A nearby frat soldier sees you about to send a message to HQ, and says "Dude, bra. Don't bogart HQ's attention, bra -- you gotta look out for the rest of the brotherhood." Then he takes your phone and walks off. What a jerk!
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| The frat army HQ isn't likely to send you reinforcements in this particular fight. You probably shouldn't even bother.
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- After the war is over (does not consume a round of combat):
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| You punch buttons on the phone for a while, but nothing interesting happens.
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Notes
- Can be traded in for 2 dimes at the wartime Hippy Camp.
- PADL phones are not consumed when used unless they are used too often.
- The phone's effect is determined as follows:
- If used within (?) turns of the previous use, there is no effect and the phone is lost.
- Otherwise, if the player has less than 25% of their HP remaining, HP is restored.
- Otherwise, if the player has less than 25% of their MP remaining, MP is restored.
- Otherwise, the enemy is damaged.
References
- The name is a reference to Motorola's styling of naming its phones, such as the RAZR, SLVR, and PEBL, and also a reference to the Frat Boys' use of paddles.
See Also
Collection
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