Origami riding crop
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origami riding crop
This is a long, flexible rod with a little flat smacky-thing on the end, designed to make horses go faster. It's also called a "quirt," usually by people who enjoy silly-sounding words. Since you don't (presumably) own a horse, what were you planning on smacking with this? Wink wink, nudge nudge. If it were sticking out of your haversack, people might construe it as an open invitation. And people might ask you what the heck a haversack is.
Type: weapon (1-handed crop)
Power: 100
Cannot be discarded Enchantment:
Intrinsic effect: Innuendo Shopping
+10 Sleaze Damage
Combat Initiative +15%
NOTE: This item cannot be equipped while in Hardcore. ( In-game plural: origami riding crops) Obtained From
- Items
- Fold naughty origami kit
- Fold naughty fortune teller
- Fold naughty paper shuriken
- Fold origami pasties
- Fold origami "gentlemen's" magazine
Messages
You just -- oh, man, heeheehee -- I just can't even -- hahahahaha! Just -- just take your X damage and move on, okay? BIFF! BOOF! WHAM!
You deliver a series of stinging smacks with your crop, doing X damage. Wow, you were pretty hard on that monster. BAM! BAM! KERBLAM!
You hit it with your riding crop, if you know what I mean. You do X damage, you naughty thing, you. BIFF! ZOT! BIFF!
You stand erect, ready to face the long, hard battle, and thrust your crop at her for X damage. WHAM! ZOT! WHAM!
You take matters firmly in hand, delivering a series of strokes that deal X damage. BONK! BOOF! WHAM!
You keep abreast of the fight by hitting for X damage. Heh heh. Abreast. SPLAT! BOINK! ZOT!
You smack it with your riding crop for X points' worth of naughtiness. ZOT! SOCKO! KERBLAM!
When Folded
 Origami riding crop
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Notes
References
- The description, specifically the last sentence, references the classic Monty Python sketch 'Candid Photography'.
- The reference to 'haversack,' is most likely a reference to the Barenaked Ladies song 'King of Bedside Manor' from their 1992 landmark album "Gordon."
See Also
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