Absolute Muscle increases will increase (or decrease) your Muscle by a fixed amount.
| Source
|
Source Type
|
Incr
|
Duration
|
Cost
|
Prereq
|
HC Available
|
Notes
|
| 'Roids of the Rhinoceros
|
Item
|
100
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from bottle of rhinoceros hormones.
|
| Animal Exploiter
|
Adventure
|
40
|
10 turns
|
|
Bad Moon
|
No
|
|
| Bananas!
|
Item
|
40
|
5-15 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
|
| Bananas!
|
Item
|
40
|
30 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
|
| Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags
|
Accessory
|
30
|
|
|
45 Mys
|
Yes
|
Combat Initiative -30%
|
| Wintergreen Warmongery
|
Item
|
30
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
Obtained from wintergreen-flavored potato chips.
|
| Frog In Your Throat
|
Item
|
25
|
5-15 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from Frogade.
|
| old school Mafia knickerbockers
|
Pants
|
25
|
|
|
35 Mox
|
No
|
|
| Woad Warrior
|
Item
|
25
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from pygmy pygment
|
| wreath of laurels
|
Hat
|
25
|
|
|
85 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| Mafia bow tie
|
Accessory
|
20
|
|
|
35 Mys
|
No
|
|
| Mafia stogie
|
Accessory
|
20
|
|
|
35 Mys
|
No
|
|
| Mafia violin case
|
Weapon (1H)
|
20
|
|
|
35 Mus
|
No
|
|
| Minioned
|
Adventure
|
20
|
10 turns
|
|
Bad Moon
|
No
|
|
| Radio Free Foil
|
Weapon (2H)
|
20
|
|
|
60 Mus
|
No
|
|
| Savage Beast Inside
|
Item
|
20
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
Must be Oxygenarian, if HC
|
Yes
|
Obtained from jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
|
| Truly Gritty
|
Item
|
20
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Hammer of Smiting
|
Weapon (1H)
|
16
|
|
|
15 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Antique Arms And Armor
|
Outfit
|
15
|
|
|
85 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| arse-shooting crossbow
|
Weapon (2H)
|
15
|
|
|
65 Mox
|
No
|
|
| battered hubcap
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
15
|
|
|
65 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| cast-iron legacy paddle
|
Weapon (2H)
|
15
|
|
|
80 Mus
|
Yes
|
Weapon Damage +10
|
| Cat-Herding Prod
|
Accessory
|
15
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| cursed cutlass
|
Weapon (1H)
|
15
|
|
|
85 Mus
|
No
|
Part of the Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume
|
| exclusive ultra-rare item
|
Accessory
|
15
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
- A custom item given to Phoenix and Mick
- All Attributes +15
|
| fuzzy bracelets
|
Accessory
|
15
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| Golden Mr. Accessory
|
Accessory
|
15
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
- All Attributes +15
- Cannot equip in Hardcore
|
| headhunter necktie
|
Accessory
|
15
|
|
|
65 Mys
|
Yes
|
- Moxie -3
- May not equip more than one
|
| mesh cap
|
Hat
|
15
|
|
|
50 Mox
|
Yes
|
- Intrinsic Effect: Red Neck grants bonus, plus:
|
| Mr. Accessory
|
Accessory
|
15
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
- All Attributes +15
- Cannot equip in Hardcore
|
| Ms. Accessory
|
Accessory
|
15
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
- All Attributes +15
- Cannot equip in Hardcore
|
| Oily Flavor
|
Effect
|
15
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss, 4 spleen
|
Level 4
|
Yes
|
Obtained from oily paste
|
| Radio KoL Keychain
|
Accessory
|
15
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
Radio prize
|
| rainbow pearl earring
|
Accessory
|
15
|
|
|
200 Mys
|
No
|
|
| rainbow pearl necklace
|
Accessory
|
15
|
|
|
200 Mys
|
No
|
- Rare item
- All Attributes +15
- Spell Damage +200
- May not equip more than one
|
| rainbow pearl ring
|
Accessory
|
15
|
|
|
200 Mys
|
No
|
|
| Shot in the Arse
|
Effect
|
15
|
40 turns
|
|
None
|
No
|
- All Attributes +15
- Received by being shot by Kucolan's custom item
|
| sparkly engagement ring
|
Accessory
|
15
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
- A custom item given to Phoenix
- All Attributes +15
- May not equip more than one
|
| The Smile of Mr. A.
|
Buff
|
15
|
40 turns
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +15
|
| Xlyinia's notebook
|
Accessory
|
15
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| ye olde golde frontes
|
Accessory
|
15
|
|
|
5 Mox
|
Yes
|
- Bonus for DBs only
- May not equip more than one
|
| chintzy seal pendant
|
Accessory
|
12
|
|
|
45 Mus
|
Yes
|
- Moxie +6
- Bonus for SCs only
- May not equip more than one
|
| chintzy turtle brooch
|
Accessory
|
12
|
|
|
45 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Elmley shades
|
Accessory
|
12
|
|
|
75 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| filigreed hamethyst ring
|
Accessory
|
12
|
|
|
40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| Bigger Bugfinder Blade
|
Weapon (2H)
|
11
|
|
|
85 Mus
|
No
|
- All Attributes +11
- Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
|
| Chelonian Morningstar
|
Weapon (1H)
|
11
|
|
|
15 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Copper Alpha of Sincerity
|
Accessory
|
11
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| Elder Turtle Shell
|
Hat
|
11
|
|
|
15 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Order of the Silver Wossname
|
Accessory
|
11
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| Pink Heart of Spirit
|
Accessory
|
11
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| Scalp of Gorgolok
|
Hat
|
11
|
|
|
15 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Bjorn's Hammer
|
Weapon (1H)
|
10
|
|
|
10 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| blackberry combat boots
|
Accessory
|
10
|
|
|
75 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| black greaves
|
Pants
|
10
|
|
|
65 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| Boris's ring
|
Accessory
|
10
|
|
|
25 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| bugbear-smiting sword
|
Weapon (2H)
|
10
|
|
|
60 Mus
|
No
|
|
| catskin buckler
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
10
|
|
|
75 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Crown of the Goblin King
|
Hat
|
10
|
|
|
20 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| denim axe
|
Weapon (2H)
|
10
|
|
|
70 Mus
|
Yes
|
Weapon Damage +10
|
| filigreed hamethyst necklace
|
Accessory
|
10
|
|
|
40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| Iron Beta of Industry
|
Accessory
|
10
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| Orange Star of Sacrifice
|
Accessory
|
10
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| polyalloy shield
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
10
|
|
|
55 Mus
|
No
|
|
| Pork Power
|
Item
|
10
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
Obtained from an bacon bath ball or myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
|
| Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
|
AT Buff Skill
|
10
|
5-15 turns
|
5 MP
|
None
|
Yes
|
Maximum HP +20
|
| Radio Free Jersey
|
Shirt
|
10
|
|
|
Torso Awaregness
|
No
|
|
| Radio KoL Coffee Mug
|
Container
|
10
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| Rainy Soul Miasma
|
Item
|
10
|
1/5/10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| ring of gain strength
|
Accessory
|
10
|
|
|
25 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| snailmail coif
|
Hat
|
10
|
|
|
67 Mox Turtle Tamer class, if in HC
|
Yes
|
Damage Reduction: +8
|
| Voluminous Radio Sneakers
|
Accessory
|
10
|
|
|
60 Mys
|
No
|
|
| catskin cap
|
Hat
|
9
|
|
|
75 Mox
|
Yes
|
Maximum HP +40
|
| Nickel Gamma of Frugality
|
Accessory
|
9
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| rusty chain necklace
|
Accessory
|
9
|
|
|
75 Mys
|
Yes
|
Maximum HP +25
|
| Yellow Moon of Compassion
|
Accessory
|
9
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| black cowboy hat
|
Hat
|
8
|
|
|
67 Mox
|
Yes
|
Weapon Damage +8
|
| filigreed hamethyst earring
|
Accessory
|
8
|
|
|
40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
|
Yes
|
3x Critical Hit Chance
|
| Green Clover of Justice
|
Accessory
|
8
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| star sword
|
Weapon (2H)
|
8
|
|
|
67 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Zinc Delta of Tranquility
|
Accessory
|
8
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| Aluminum Epsilon of Humility
|
Accessory
|
7
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| asbestos sword
|
Weapon (2H)
|
7
|
|
|
45 Mus
|
Yes
|
Mysticality +5
|
| black belt
|
Accessory
|
7
|
|
|
60 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| blackberry galoshes
|
Accessory
|
7
|
|
|
75 Mus
|
Yes
|
- All Attributes +7
- May not equip more than one
|
| Blue Diamond of Honesty
|
Accessory
|
7
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| Bugfinder Blade
|
Weapon (2H)
|
7
|
|
|
75 Mus
|
No
|
- All Attributes +7
- Awarded to people who find a few bugs
|
| chrome sword
|
Weapon (2H)
|
7
|
|
|
35 Mus
|
Yes
|
+3 Extra Rollover Adventures
|
| eXtreme meat sword
|
Weapon (2H)
|
7
|
|
|
15 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
|
Outfit
|
7
|
|
|
15 Mus, 15 Mox
|
Yes
|
Allows shopping in the Laboratory
|
| linoleum sword
|
Weapon (2H)
|
7
|
|
|
40 Mus
|
Yes
|
Spell Damage +7
|
| Mace of the Tortoise
|
Weapon (1H)
|
7
|
|
|
10 Mus
|
Yes
|
- TT's Epic Weapon
- Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
- Bonus for TTs only
|
| pig-iron helm
|
Hat
|
7
|
|
|
30 Mox, Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| pirate fledges
|
Accessory
|
7
|
|
|
60 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| pygmy spear
|
Weapon (1H)
|
7
|
|
|
67 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| shuddersword
|
Weapon (2H)
|
7
|
|
|
45 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Spirit Precipice
|
Weapon (2H)
|
7
|
|
|
45 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Star Garb
|
Outfit
|
7
|
|
|
75 Mys, 75 Mox
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +7
|
| sword behind inappropriate prepositions
|
Weapon (2H)
|
7
|
|
|
45 Mus
|
Yes
|
+5 Extra Rollover Adventures
|
| 1337 7r0uZ0RZ
|
Pants
|
6
|
|
|
40 Mox
|
Yes
|
- Intrinsic Effect: 1337p4n7Z gives the bonus, plus:
|
| Black Armaments
|
Outfit
|
6
|
|
|
65 Mus, 65 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| chintzy disco ball pendant
|
Accessory
|
6
|
|
|
45 Mox
|
Yes
|
- Moxie +12
- Bonus for DBs only
- May not equip more than one
|
| chintzy noodle ring
|
Accessory
|
6
|
|
|
45 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| duct tape dockers
|
Pants
|
6
|
|
|
82 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| lead pipe
|
Weapon (1H)
|
6
|
|
|
72 Mus
|
Yes
|
Mysticality +6
|
| Lead Zeta of Chastity
|
Accessory
|
6
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| manly bloomers
|
Pants
|
6
|
|
|
12 Mox Pickpocket class if HC
|
Yes
|
Moxie -3
|
| Purple Horseshoe of Honor
|
Accessory
|
6
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| slime-covered necklace
|
Accessory
|
6
|
|
|
200 Mys
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +6
|
| snake shield
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
6
|
|
|
42 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Spiky Hair
|
Item
|
6
|
5 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| asbestos crossbow
|
Weapon (2H)
|
5
|
|
|
40 Mox
|
Yes
|
Moxie +7
|
| astronaut pants
|
Pants
|
5
|
|
|
72 Mox
|
No
|
|
| badass belt
|
Accessory
|
5
|
|
|
35 Mys
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +5
|
| Baron von Ratsworth's tophat
|
Hat
|
5
|
|
|
22 Mox
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +5
|
| beach glass necklace
|
Accessory
|
5
|
|
|
20 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| black shield
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
5
|
|
|
65 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| bobble-hip hula elf doll
|
Off-Hand Item
|
5
|
|
|
5 Mys
|
No
|
|
| Bonerdagon necklace
|
Accessory
|
5
|
|
|
25 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| bowler
|
Hat
|
5
|
|
|
35 Mox
|
No
|
Part of the Bow Tux
|
| Bubble, Bubble
|
Item
|
5
|
5 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
|
| buffalo blade
|
Weapon (2H)
|
5
|
|
|
45 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| chrome helmet turtle
|
Hat
|
5
|
|
|
45 Mox
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +5
|
| easter egg balloon
|
Off-Hand Item
|
5
|
|
|
35 Mys
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +5
|
| funny paper hat
|
Hat
|
5
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +5
|
| giant clay ashtray
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
5
|
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| gingham blouse
|
Shirt
|
5
|
|
|
35 Mus, Torso Awaregness
|
Yes
|
|
| gnoll-tooth necklace
|
Accessory
|
5
|
|
|
10 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| Gonna Get You, Sucker
|
Item
|
5
|
10 turns
|
None
|
None
|
No
|
|
| hamethyst ring
|
Accessory
|
5
|
|
|
10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| hippo skin buckler
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
5
|
|
|
30 Mus
|
Yes
|
Damage Reduction: +5
|
| hot cross bow
|
Weapon (2H)
|
5
|
|
|
45 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| indie comic hipster glasses
|
Hat
|
5
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +5
|
| Kentucky-fried meat sword
|
Weapon (2H)
|
5
|
|
|
20 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| liar's pants
|
Pants
|
5
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| misfit hobby horse
|
Off-Hand Item
|
5
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
+5 Stench Damage
|
| Mr. Accessory Jr.
|
Accessory
|
5
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| outrageous sombrero
|
Hat
|
5
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| oyster egg balloon
|
Off-Hand Item
|
5
|
|
|
35 Mys
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +5
|
| Peppermint Bite
|
Item
|
5
|
5 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
Requires the Summon Crimbo Candy skill
|
| pixel shield
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
5
|
|
|
10 Mus
|
Yes
|
Damage Reduction: +3
|
| Pumped Up
|
Adventure
|
5
|
10 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from Ennui is Wasted on the Young.
|
| Red Balloon of Valor
|
Accessory
|
5
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| rhinestone cowboy shirt
|
Shirt
|
5
|
|
|
35 Mus, Torso Awaregness
|
Yes
|
|
| rib of the Bonerdagon
|
Weapon (2H)
|
5
|
|
|
25 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| severed flipper
|
Weapon (1H)
|
5
|
|
|
25 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| turtlemail coif
|
Hat
|
5
|
|
|
25 Mox
|
Yes
|
Damage Reduction: +4
|
| shiny hood ornament
|
Accessory
|
5
|
|
|
80 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| space trooper helmet
|
Hat
|
5
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
- All Attributes +5
- Cannot equip in Hardcore
|
| star shirt
|
Shirt
|
5
|
|
|
67 Mus, Torso Awaregness
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +5
|
| star stiletto
|
Weapon (1H)
|
5
|
|
|
52 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| superhero mask
|
Hat
|
5
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
- All Attributes +5
- Cannot equip in Hardcore
|
| Tamarind Torment
|
Item
|
5
|
5 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Tingly Biceps
|
Item
|
5
|
3-5 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
Randomly obtained from phonics down.
|
| tiny plastic Boris
|
Accessory
|
5
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| tiny plastic Susie
|
Accessory
|
5
|
|
|
5 Mys
|
No
|
All Attributes +5
|
| Uranium Omega of Temperance
|
Accessory
|
5
|
|
|
85 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| wad of Crovacite
|
Off-Hand Item
|
5
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| webbed comic mask
|
Hat
|
5
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
- All Attributes +5
- May not equip in Hardcore
|
| wrench bracelet
|
Accessory
|
5
|
|
|
75 Mys
|
Yes
|
Weapon Damage +9
|
| eXtreme nose ring
|
Accessory
|
4
|
|
|
10 Mys
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +4
|
| hamethyst necklace
|
Accessory
|
4
|
|
|
10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| "Humorous" T-shirt
|
Shirt
|
4
|
|
|
35 Mus, Torso Awaregness
|
No
|
|
| KoL Con IV Pole
|
Off-Hand Item
|
4
|
|
|
10 Mys
|
No
|
|
| ocarina of space
|
Weapon (2H)
|
4
|
|
|
45 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| ridiculously huge sword
|
Weapon (3H)
|
4
|
|
|
55 Mus
|
Yes
|
Weapon Damage +12
|
| savory sword
|
Weapon (1H)
|
4
|
|
|
25 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Super Magic Power Sword X
|
Weapon (1H)
|
4
|
|
|
35 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| wolf mask
|
Hat
|
4
|
|
|
60 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| basic meat spork
|
Weapon (1H)
|
3
|
|
|
7 Mys
|
Yes
|
Weapon Damage +3
|
| Boss Bat bling
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
17 Mys
|
Yes
|
Moxie +3
|
| bubblewrap sword
|
Weapon (1H)
|
3
|
|
|
15 Mus
|
Yes
|
Moxie +2
|
| cardboard box turtle
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
3
|
|
|
20 Mus
|
Yes
|
Damage Reduction: +4
|
| cardboard sword
|
Weapon (1H)
|
3
|
|
|
15 Mus
|
Yes
|
Weapon Damage +3
|
| Corruption of Wretched Wally
|
Item
|
3
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Choker of the Ultragoth
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
60 Mys
|
No
|
- All Attributes +3
- +40 Damage to Spooky Spells
- May not equip more than one
|
| cyborg doll
|
Off-Hand Item
|
3
|
|
|
40 Mys
|
No
|
|
| dense meat sword
|
Weapon (2H)
|
3
|
|
|
15 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| elephant stinger
|
Weapon (2H)
|
3
|
|
|
22 Mus
|
Yes
|
50% chance of poisoning opponent
|
| flaming cardboard sword
|
Weapon (1H)
|
3
|
|
|
20 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Frost™ brand sword
|
Weapon (1H)
|
3
|
|
|
20 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| gnauga hide buckler
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
3
|
|
|
30 Mus Moxie moon sign, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| hamethyst bracelet
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| hamethyst earring
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
|
Yes
|
3x Critical Hit Chance
|
| Heart of Green
|
Item
|
3
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Heart of Lavender
|
Item
|
3
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Heart of Orange
|
Item
|
3
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Heart of Pink
|
Item
|
3
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Heart of White
|
Item
|
3
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Heart of Yellow
|
Item
|
3
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
60 Mys
|
No
|
- All Attributes +3
- +40 Damage to Cold Spells
- May not equip more than one
|
| Ice-Cold Beer Ring
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
60 Mys
|
No
|
- All Attributes +3
- +40 Cold Damage
- May not equip more than one
|
| Junior Adventurer's merit badge
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
- All Attributes +3
- May not equip more than one
|
| killer rag doll
|
Off-Hand Item
|
3
|
|
|
40 Mys
|
No
|
|
| Knob Goblin elite helm
|
Hat
|
3
|
|
|
15 Mox
|
Yes
|
Part of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
|
| Knob Goblin elite shirt
|
Shirt
|
3
|
|
|
2 Mus, Torso Awaregness
|
Yes
|
|
| leather mask
|
Hat
|
3
|
|
|
15 Mox
|
Yes
|
Moxie -3
|
| Mad at Science
|
Adventure
|
3
|
5 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist.
|
| meat cowboy hat
|
Hat
|
3
|
|
|
5 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| meatloaf helmet
|
Hat
|
3
|
|
|
12 Mox
|
Yes
|
Weapon Damage +1
|
| meaty helmet turtle
|
Hat
|
3
|
|
|
20 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| Mr. Balloon
|
Off-Hand Item
|
3
|
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +3
|
| Mudflap-Girl Necklace
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
60 Mys
|
No
|
- All Attributes +3
- +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells
- May not equip more than one
|
| Mudflap-Girl Ring
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
60 Mys
|
No
|
|
| Orcish baseball cap
|
Hat
|
3
|
|
|
15 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| Orcish cargo shorts
|
Pants
|
3
|
|
|
15 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| painted shield
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
3
|
|
|
45 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Pendant of Fire
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
60 Mys
|
No
|
- All Attributes +3
- +40 Damage to Hot Spells
- May not equip more than one
|
| pestoblade
|
Weapon (1H)
|
3
|
|
|
10 Mus
|
Yes
|
+3 Stench Damage
|
| Putrid Pendant
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
60 Mys
|
No
|
- All Attributes +3
- +40 Damage to Stench Spells
- May not equip more than one
|
| rag doll
|
Off-Hand Item
|
3
|
|
|
40 Mys
|
No
|
|
| Ring of Fire
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
60 Mys
|
No
|
- All Attributes +3
- +40 Hot Damage
- May not equip more than one
|
| Ring of the Sewer Snake
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
60 Mys
|
No
|
|
| Senior LAAAAME merit badge
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +3
|
| severed rocking horse head
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
10 Mys
|
No
|
All Attributes +3
|
| shiny ring
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
10 Mys
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +3
|
| soggy wofl t-shirt
|
Shirt
|
3
|
|
|
7 Mus, Torso Awaregness
|
Yes
|
|
| starchy sword
|
Weapon (1H)
|
3
|
|
|
5 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| styrofoam sword
|
Weapon (1H)
|
3
|
|
|
15 Mus
|
Yes
|
Monster Level +3
|
| sword of static
|
Weapon (1H)
|
3
|
|
|
22 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Talisman o' Nam
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
25 Mys
|
Yes
|
- All Attributes +3
- Required to access The Palindome
- May not equip more than one
|
| tattered paper crown
|
Hat
|
3
|
|
|
15 Mus
|
No
|
|
| The Ring
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
60 Mys
|
No
|
|
| tiny plastic Jarlsberg
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| tiny plastic Knob Goblin King
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| tiny plastic Sneaky Pete
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| tiny plastic strand of DNA
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +3
|
| white belt
|
Accessory
|
3
|
|
|
5 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| wooden axe
|
Weapon (2H)
|
3
|
|
|
15 Mus Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| wumpus-hair sweater
|
Shirt
|
3
|
|
|
40 Mus Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC
|
Yes
|
- All Attributes +3
- Maximum HP/MP +30
|
| barskin buckler
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
2
|
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
Damage Reduction: +1
|
| barskin cloak
|
Shirt
|
2
|
|
|
Torso Awaregness
|
Yes
|
|
| bubblewrap staff
|
Weapon (2H)
|
2
|
|
|
15 Mus
|
Yes
|
Mysticality +3
|
| Dolphin King's crown
|
Hat
|
2
|
|
|
2 Mox
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +2
|
| dripping meat sword
|
Weapon (1H)
|
2
|
|
|
10 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| drywall axe
|
Weapon (2H)
|
2 and 3%
|
|
|
60 Mus
|
Yes
|
- All Attributes +2
- All Attributes +3%
|
| Knob Goblin Uberpants
|
Pants
|
2
|
|
|
7 Mox
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +2
|
| muculent machete
|
Weapon (1H)
|
2
|
|
|
15 Mus
|
Yes
|
+5% Meat from Monsters
|
| pimpin' meat hat
|
Hat
|
2
|
|
|
12 Mox
|
Yes
|
Moxie +2
|
| pixel hat
|
Hat
|
2
|
|
|
10 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| Seal Clubbing Frenzy
|
SC Non-combat Skill
|
2
|
5 turns
|
1 MP
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| spork
|
Weapon (1H)
|
2
|
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| star buckler
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
2
|
|
|
67 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Steroid Boost
|
Item
|
2
|
5 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| tiny plastic seal clubber
|
Accessory
|
2
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
Moxie +1
|
| tiny plastic turtle tamer
|
Accessory
|
2
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
Mysticality +1
|
| white hat hacker T-shirt
|
Shirt
|
2
|
|
|
17 Mus, Torso Awaregness
|
Yes
|
|
| white snakeskin duster
|
Shirt
|
2
|
|
|
7 Mus, Torso Awaregness
|
Yes
|
Maximum HP +10
|
| white sword
|
Weapon (1H)
|
2
|
|
|
5 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| wiffle-flail
|
Weapon (2H)
|
2
|
|
|
22 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| anniversary burlap belt
|
Accessory
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +1
|
| anniversary chutney sculpture
|
Off-Hand Item
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +1
|
| anniversary concrete fedora
|
Hat
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +1
|
| anniversary safety glass vest
|
Shirt
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +1
|
| barskin hat
|
Hat
|
1
|
|
|
12 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| barskin loincloth
|
Pants
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| basic meat helmet
|
Hat
|
1
|
|
|
5 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| basic meat sword
|
Weapon (2H)
|
1
|
|
|
5 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| box turtle
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
1
|
|
|
10 Mus
|
Yes
|
Damage Reduction: +3
|
| bucket of anniversary lard
|
Weapon (1H)
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +1
|
| consolation ribbon
|
Accessory
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +1
|
| elven socks
|
Accessory
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
Slight Cold Resistance
|
| jar of anniversary jam
|
Accessory
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +1
|
| Junior LAAAAME merit badge
|
Accessory
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +1
|
| Knob Goblin pants
|
Pants
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Knob Goblin scimitar
|
Weapon (1H)
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Mr. Shirt
|
Shirt
|
1
|
|
|
Torso Awaregness
|
No
|
- All Attributes +1
- Normally unobtainable
|
| off-hand balloon
|
Off-Hand Item
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +1
|
| patent leather shoes
|
Accessory
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
Slight Hot Resistance
|
| Patience of the Tortoise
|
TT Non-combat Skill
|
1
|
5 turns
|
1 MP
|
None
|
Yes
|
Maximum HP +4
|
| samurai turtle helmet
|
Hat
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
Weapon Damage +2
|
| second-hand knockoff engagement ring
|
Accessory
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
- A custom item given to Mr Magnifico
- All Attributes +1
- May not equip more than one
|
| spandex anniversary shorts
|
Pants
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +1
|
| string of red beads
|
Accessory
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| stick-on eyebrow piercing
|
Accessory
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
Can block attacks, but eventually breaks
|
| tiny plastic disco bandit
|
Accessory
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
Moxie +2
|
| tiny plastic pastamancer
|
Accessory
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
Mysticality +2
|
| tiny plastic Scream Queen
|
Accessory
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +1
|
| tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo
|
Accessory
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +1
|
| viking helmet
|
Hat
|
1
|
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Bloody Hand
|
Item
|
-1
|
3 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from seal tooth.
|
| Sunburned
|
Adventure
|
-2
|
3 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| draggin' ball hat
|
Hat
|
-3
|
|
|
35 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| Hardly Poisoned at All
|
Item/ Adventure
|
-3 and -10%
|
5/10 turns
|
Item Loss/ N/A
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Missing Fingers
|
Item/ Adventure
|
-3
|
3 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from Knob Goblin firecracker.
|
| Wussiness
|
Item
|
-3
|
3/5 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| leather chaps
|
Pants
|
-4
|
|
|
65 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| A Little Bit Poisoned
|
Adventure
|
-5 and -30%
|
10 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
- All Attributes -30%
- All Attributes -5
- Obtained from whitesnake.
|
| Axe Wound
|
Adventure
|
-5
|
10 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from lumberjack supervisor, lumberjill, and lumberjuan.
|
| Chronologically Pummeled
|
Adventure
|
-5
|
10 turns
|
|
Bad Moon
|
No
|
|
| Enhanced Archaeologist
|
Adventure
|
-5
|
10 turns
|
|
Bad Moon
|
No
|
|
| Gnawed-Off Arm
|
Adventure
|
-5
|
5 turns
|
|
None
|
No
|
Obtained from Coyote Ugly (Arm Loss).
|
| Mystic Pickleness
|
Item
|
-5
|
5 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Spicy Limeness
|
Item
|
-5
|
5 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Somewhat Poisoned
|
Adventure
|
-7 and -50%
|
10 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Really Quite Poisoned
|
Adventures
|
-9 and -70%
|
5/10 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Gothy
|
Item
|
-10
|
10/20 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Grilled
|
Adventure
|
-10
|
5 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from 7-Foot Dwarf Foreman.
|
| stone baseball cap
|
Hat
|
-10
|
|
|
82 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| Majorly Poisoned
|
Adventure/Cellar
|
-11 and -90%
|
5/10
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Your #1 Problem
|
Adventure
|
-20
|
10 turns
|
|
Bad Moon
|
No
|
|
Percentage increases will increase (or decrease) your Muscle by a percentage of your base Muscle.
| Source
|
Source Type
|
Incr
|
Duration
|
Cost
|
Prereq
|
HC Available
|
Notes
|
| Puissant Pressure
|
Item
|
300%
|
5-15 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
Obtained from pressurized potion of puissance
|
| A Contender
|
Food
|
200%
|
40 turns
|
Item Loss, 2 full
|
Rock Lobster familiar, if in HC
|
Yes
|
Obtained from rocky road ice cream.
|
| Incredibly Hulking
|
Item
|
200%
|
5-15 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Adrenaline Rush
|
Item
|
100%
|
50 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
- Can only be used on Dependence Day.
- Can only be used once per day (resets on ascension).
- Obtained from M-242
|
| Army of One
|
Item
|
100%
|
50 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
Obtained from Ultrasoldier Serum
|
| Crotchety, Pining
|
Item
|
100%
|
100 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
Obtained from handful of Crotchety Pine needles
|
| Fitter, Happier
|
Effect
|
100%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Gr8tness
|
Item
|
100%
|
5-15 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Memory of Strength
|
Item
|
100%
|
1 turn
|
Item Loss
|
Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC
|
Yes
|
Obtained by using a memory of a CA base pair during combat
|
| Mighty Shout
|
Skill
|
100%
|
1 turn
|
Variable MP
|
Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC
|
Yes
|
Only available when adventuring in the Jungles of Ancient Loathing
|
| Phorcefullness
|
Item
|
100%
|
5-15 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from philter of phorce.
|
| Prince of Seaside Town
|
Effect
|
100%
|
30 turns
|
Adventure
|
None
|
No
|
|
| Purity of Spirit
|
Item
|
100%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Trivia Master
|
Item
|
100%
|
30 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
|
| Macho Profundo
|
Item
|
60%
|
5 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Amorphous Cheer
|
Food
|
50%
|
10/20 turns
|
Item Loss, 2 Full
|
Level 7
|
No
|
|
| Brimstone Bludgeon
|
Weapon (1H)
|
50%
|
|
|
30 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Brimstone Bunker
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
50%
|
|
|
30 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| Ham-Fisted
|
Item
|
50%
|
5-50 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| In Vino Vires
|
Booze
|
50%
|
20 turns
|
Item Loss, 3 Drunk
|
Level 5
|
No
|
|
| It Didn't Kill You
|
Adventure
|
50%
|
20 turns
|
5 hobo nickels
|
None
|
No
|
Obtained from hobo market
|
| Pasty
|
Food
|
50%
|
10 turns
|
|
Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC
|
Yes
|
Obtained by eating protein paste
|
| Pride of the Vampire
|
Effect
|
50%
|
30 turns
|
Adventure
|
None
|
No
|
|
| Seriously Mutated
|
Item
|
50%
|
1 turn
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from Extra-potent gremlin mutagen
|
| Shamed & Manipulated
|
Adventure
|
50%
|
10 turns
|
|
Bad Moon
|
No
|
|
| Snobby
|
Effect
|
50%
|
3 turns
|
|
85 Mox
|
No
|
|
| The Rage
|
Adventure
|
50%
|
10 turns
|
None
|
Bad Moon
|
No
|
|
| Tomato Power
|
Item
|
50%
|
5-15 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Yuletide Industry
|
Food
|
50%
|
20 turns
|
Item Loss, 3 Full
|
Level 5
|
No
|
|
| Ack! Barred!
|
Adventure
|
30%
|
20 turns
|
3 Adventures
|
Llama Lama familiar, if HC
|
Yes
|
Obtained from Path of the Roach
|
| Cold Blooded
|
Item
|
30%
|
10 turns
|
|
Level 6
|
Yes
|
|
| Hot Blooded
|
Item
|
30%
|
10 turns
|
|
Level 6
|
Yes
|
|
| Frosty's nailbat
|
Weapon (2H)
|
30%
|
|
|
200 Mus
|
No
|
|
| plexiglass pikestaff
|
Weapon (2H)
|
30%
|
|
|
75 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| plexiglass pith helmet
|
Hat
|
30%
|
|
|
75 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| Rainbow Bright
|
Item
|
30%
|
10 turns
|
|
Level 7
|
Yes
|
|
| Sugar Smacks
|
Item
|
30%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
Sometimes obtained from an elven suicide capsule
|
| V for Vivala mask
|
Accessory
|
30%
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| Weather, Man
|
Item
|
30%
|
20 turns
|
Item Loss
|
Llama Lama familiar, if HC
|
Yes
|
- Obtained from Climate Colada
- Takes 12 adventures to obtain as a drop
- All Attributes +30%
|
| Zombo's shoulder blade
|
Weapon (2H)
|
30%
|
|
|
200 Mus
|
No
|
|
| Extreme Muscle Relaxation
|
Item
|
25%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Hella Tough
|
The Styx Pixie
|
25%
|
10 turns
|
|
Bad Moon
|
No
|
|
| Mutated
|
Item
|
25%
|
1 turn
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Strength of Ten Ettins
|
Item
|
25%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from Dungeons of Doom potion.
|
| sugar shorts
|
Pants
|
25%
|
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Chester's muscle shirt
|
Shirt
|
20%
|
|
|
200 Mus
|
No
|
|
| Fastbreaker
|
Item
|
20%
|
20 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
Sometimes obtained from vitachoconutriment capsule
|
| Flower Power
|
Food/Booze
|
20%
|
3 turns
|
3 Full/ 1 Drunk
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Frosty's old silk hat
|
Hat
|
20%
|
|
|
200 Mus
|
No
|
|
| hardened slime hat
|
Hat
|
20%
|
|
|
200 Mox
|
No
|
|
| Hodgman's bow tie
|
Accessory
|
20%
|
|
|
200 Mys
|
No
|
|
| Hodgman's imaginary hamster
|
Off-Hand Item
|
20%
|
|
|
200 Mys
|
No
|
|
| Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
|
Pants
|
20%
|
|
|
200 Mox
|
No
|
|
| Hodgman's porkpie hat
|
Hat
|
20%
|
|
|
200 Mox
|
No
|
|
| Hodgman's whackin' stick
|
Weapon (1H)
|
20%
|
|
|
200 Mus
|
No
|
- All Attributes +20%
- Insanity effects on critical hits
|
| Hopped Up on Goofballs
|
Item
|
20%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| In the Limelight
|
Item
|
20%
|
30 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
|
| Ringing Ears
|
Item
|
20%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
Green Pixie familiar, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| Stenchtastic
|
Item
|
20%
|
10 turns
|
|
Level 6
|
Yes
|
|
| Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged
|
Item
|
20%
|
5 turns
|
|
Moxie moon sign, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| Uncle Hobo's epic beard
|
Accessory
|
20%
|
|
|
200 Mys
|
No
|
|
| Zombo's skullcap
|
Hat
|
20%
|
|
|
200 Mus
|
No
|
|
| Zombo's shield
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
20%
|
|
|
200 Mus
|
No
|
|
| card sleeve
|
Off-Hand Item
|
15%
|
|
|
|
Yes
|
|
| fancy black tie
|
Accessory
|
15%
|
|
|
35 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| Go Get 'Em, Tiger!
|
Item
|
15%
|
3 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from Ben-Gal™ Balm
|
| haiku katana
|
Weapon (1H)
|
15%
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| lawn dart
|
Weapon (1H)
|
15%
|
|
|
200 Mus
|
No
|
|
| Nano-juiced
|
Effect
|
15%
|
20 turns
|
|
Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC
|
Yes
|
Obtained by choosing The Metal in Painful, Circuitous Logic
|
| old-school flying disc
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
15%
|
|
|
200 Mus
|
No
|
|
| stainless steel shillelagh
|
Weapon (1H)
|
15%
|
|
|
30 Mus
|
Yes
|
|
| stainless steel skullcap
|
Hat
|
15%
|
|
|
30 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| Supafly
|
Item
|
15%
|
10 turns
|
|
Level 6
|
Yes
|
|
| Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged
|
Item
|
15%
|
5 turns
|
|
Moxie moon sign, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| Uncle Hobo's highest bough
|
Weapon (1H)
|
15%
|
|
|
200 Mus
|
No
|
- Regenerate 15-30 HP and MP per adventure
|
| Annual Ascot
|
Accessory
|
12%
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +12%
|
| Sword of the Brouhaha Prince
|
Off-hand
|
12%
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| Arse-a'fire
|
Item
|
10%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from arse-a'fire elixir.
|
| Aspect of the Twinklefairy
|
Item
|
10%
|
10 turns
|
|
Level 6
|
Yes
|
|
| Black Face
|
Item
|
10%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Can-Can skirt
|
Pants
|
10%
|
|
|
15 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| cane-mail pants
|
Pants
|
10%
|
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Carol of the Bones
|
Food
|
10%
|
10/20 turns
|
|
Level 7
|
No
|
Obtained from skull-shaped Crimboween cookie.
|
| corncob pipe
|
Accessory
|
10%
|
|
|
200 Mys
|
No
|
- May not equip more than one
|
| Cybernetic Muscles
|
Familiar
|
10%
|
1+ turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from a Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
|
| Egg-stra Arm
|
Item
|
10%
|
20 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Elvish
|
Location
|
10%
|
20 turns
|
|
Complete Mysterious Island Arena mini-quest
|
Yes
|
|
| Enraged
|
Clan purchase
|
10%
|
5-15 turns
|
400-900 Meat/Member
|
None
|
No
|
No benefit if in Hardcore or Ronin
|
| Fishy Fortification
|
Item
|
10%
|
5 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Fury of the Bells
|
Food
|
10%
|
10/20 turns
|
2 Full
|
Level 7
|
No
|
Obtained from bell-shaped Crimbo cookie.
|
| Juju Mojo Mask
|
Accessory
|
10%
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| letterman's jacket
|
Shirt
|
10%
|
|
|
200 Mus
|
No
|
- Slight Slime Resistance
- All attributes +10%
- Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
|
| moist sailor's cap
|
Hat
|
10%
|
|
|
85 Mox
|
No
|
|
| Muscularrr
|
Item
|
10%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from pirate brochure, which may not be available for purchase during an ascension
|
| New and Improved
|
Adventure
|
10%
|
20 turns
|
3 Adventures
|
Llama Lama familiar, if HC
|
Yes
|
|
| non-stick pugil stick
|
Weapon (2H)
|
10%
|
|
|
85 Mus
|
No
|
|
| Pokëmann figurine: Frank
|
Accessory
|
10%
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
|
| Rage of the Reindeer
|
SC Non-combat Skill
|
10%
|
10 turns
|
10 MP
|
None
|
Yes
|
Weapon Damage +10
|
| scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker
|
Item
|
10%
|
20 combat turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| skate board
|
Weapon (2H)
|
10%
|
|
|
85 Mus
|
No
|
|
| Spirit of Alph
|
Adventure
|
10%
|
5 turns
|
Item Loss
|
Green Pixie familiar, if in HC
|
Yes
|
Obtained in The Stately Pleasure Dome
|
| spongy shield
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
10%
|
|
|
95 Mus
|
No
|
|
| Spooky Demeanor
|
Item
|
10%
|
10 turns
|
|
Level 6
|
Yes
|
|
| Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
|
AT Buff Skill
|
10%
|
5-15 turns
|
30 MP
|
None
|
Yes
|
All Attributes +10%
|
| Super-Mega-Charged
|
Item
|
10%
|
5 turns
|
|
Moxie moon sign, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| teflon shield
|
Off-Hand Item (Shield)
|
10%
|
|
|
85 Mus
|
No
|
|
| Underworld truncheon
|
Weapon (2H)
|
10%
|
|
|
150 Mus
|
No
|
|
| Vitamin-Maxed
|
Item
|
10%
|
10 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| You Know What's Up
|
Item
|
10%
|
1 turn
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
|
| You Know When to Walk Away
|
Item
|
10%
|
1 turn
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
|
| You Know Where to Go
|
Item
|
10%
|
1 turn
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
|
| You Know Who to Call
|
Item
|
10%
|
1 turn
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
|
| Yuletide Mutations
|
Item
|
10%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
- Obtained from unstable DNA
- All Attributes +10%
- Increases effectiveness of Crimbo 2008 equipment
|
| Antsy in your Pantsy
|
Food/Item
|
5%
|
5/10 turns
|
1 Full/Item Loss
|
Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| Arabian Knighthood
|
Familiar
|
5%
|
1+ turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from Sweet Nutcracker.
|
| battered old top-hat
|
Hat
|
5%
|
|
|
200 Mox
|
No
|
Maximum HP +500
|
| brand new key
|
Weapon (1H)
|
5%
|
|
|
85 Mus
|
No
|
Weapon Damage +20
|
| card sleeve
|
Off-Hand Item
|
5%
|
|
|
|
Yes
|
|
| crumpled felt fedora
|
Hat
|
5%
|
|
|
200 Mox
|
No
|
+10 to Familiar Weight
|
| Dwarven Hardiness
|
Food
|
5%
|
5 turns
|
3 Full
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from dwarf bread.
|
| dead guy's memento
|
Accessory
|
5%
|
|
|
200 Mys
|
No
|
|
| Festive Radiation
|
Food/Booze
|
5%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss; 3 Drunk or 1 Full
|
None
|
No
|
|
| fish scimitar
|
Weapon (1H)
|
5%
|
|
|
85 Mus
|
Yes
|
Weapon Damage +10%
|
| ganger bandana
|
Hat
|
5%
|
|
|
85 Mox
|
Yes
|
Weapon Damage +15%
|
| hockey stick of furious angry rage
|
Accessory
|
5%
|
|
|
35 Mys
|
No
|
|
| honeybritches
|
Pants
|
5%
|
|
|
72 Mox
|
Yes
|
|
| lucky bottlecap
|
Accessory
|
5%
|
|
|
200 Mys
|
No
|
- All Attributes +5%
- May not equip more than one
|
| Sugar Rush
|
Item
|
5%
|
1-15 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Super-Charged
|
Item
|
5%
|
5 turns
|
|
Moxie moon sign, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| Tuesday's ruby
|
Off-Hand Item
|
5%
|
|
|
45 Mys
|
Yes
|
- Enchantment varies by day:
|
| velcro broadsword
|
Weapon (1H)
|
5%
|
|
|
85 Mus
|
No
|
|
| Chalice of the Malkovich Prince
|
Off-hand
|
4%
|
|
|
None
|
No
|
All Attributes +4%
|
| drywall axe
|
Weapon (2H)
|
3% and 2
|
|
|
60 Mus
|
Yes
|
- All Attributes +2
- All Attributes +3%
|
| Juiced Up
|
Effect
|
-5%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
|
| Batigue
|
Adventure
|
-10%
|
10 turns
|
|
Bad Moon
|
No
|
Obtained in the Beanbat Chamber
|
| Duct Out of Water
|
Effect
|
-10%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
No
|
|
| First Eye Blind
|
Item
|
-10%
|
5 turns
|
|
Access to a Crimbo Tree, if in HC
|
Yes
|
- All attributes -10%
- Sometimes obtained from a critical hit with a Red Rover BB gun
|
| Hardly Poisoned at All
|
Item/ Adventure
|
-10% and -3
|
5/10 turns
|
Item Loss/ N/A
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Heavy Petting
|
Item
|
-10%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Quivering with Rage
|
Skill
|
-10%
|
5 turns
|
15 MP
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Tetanus
|
Adventure
|
-10%
|
10 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Brimstone Beret
|
Hat
|
-20%
|
|
|
30 Mox
|
Yes
|
- Moxie +50%
- Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
- AT's BM reward
|
| Brimstone Bracelet
|
Accessory
|
-20%
|
|
|
30 Mys
|
Yes
|
|
| Cupshotten
|
Adventure
|
-20%
|
10 turns
|
|
Bad Moon
|
No
|
|
| Maid Disservice
|
Adventure
|
-20%
|
10 turns
|
|
Bad Moon
|
No
|
|
| Moon June Spooned
|
Item
|
-20%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
Green Pixie familiar, if in HC
|
Yes
|
|
| Soul-Crushing Headache
|
Item
|
-20%
|
10 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| A Little Bit Poisoned
|
Adventure
|
-30% and -5
|
10 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
- All Attributes -30%
- All Attributes -5
- Obtained from whitesnake.
|
| Apathy
|
Item/ Adventure
|
-30%
|
5/10 turns
|
Item Loss/ N/A
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Sleepy
|
Item
|
-30%
|
1/5/20 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Barking Dogs
|
Adventure
|
-50%
|
5 turns
|
|
Level 11
|
No
|
|
| Beaten Up
|
Item/ Adventure
|
-50%
|
1/3/4/10 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
All Attributes -50%
|
| Dang Near Cut In Half
|
Adventure
|
-50%
|
5 turns
|
|
Bad Moon
|
No
|
Obtained in The Spooky Forest
|
| Drummed Out
|
Adventure
|
-50%
|
10 turns
|
|
Bad Moon
|
No
|
|
| Goofball Withdrawal
|
Item
|
-50%
|
100 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Hornswaggled
|
Adventure
|
-50%
|
10 turns
|
|
Bad Moon
|
No
|
|
| Somewhat Poisoned
|
Adventure
|
-50% and -7
|
10 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Turned Into a Skeleton
|
Adventure
|
-50%
|
5 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Hernia!
|
Item
|
-70%
|
5 turns
|
Item Loss
|
None
|
Yes
|
Obtained from mafia aria.
|
| Really Quite Poisoned
|
Adventures
|
-70% and -9
|
5/10 turns
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
| Majorly Poisoned
|
Adventure/Cellar
|
-90% and -11
|
5/10
|
|
None
|
Yes
|
|
Variable increases will increase (or decrease) your muscle by a varying amount. The basis of the change is listed under "notes".
Muscle modifiers tied to another stat will cause your Muscle to change in relation to another stat.