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Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that affects your Muscle and their availability in Hardcore. Ultra Rares, rare Tiny Plastics, and other difficult-to-obtain items are considered unattainable, due to the very low chance of getting them.

To see various maximum levels of Muscle, see Maximizing Your Muscle.

Contents


Absolute Increases

Absolute Muscle increases will increase (or decrease) your Muscle by a fixed amount.

Source Source Type Incr Duration Cost Prereq HC Available Notes
'Roids of the Rhinoceros Item 100 10 turns Item Loss None Yes Obtained from bottle of rhinoceros hormones.
Animal Exploiter Adventure 40 10 turns   Bad Moon No
Bananas! Item 40 5-15 turns Item Loss None No
Bananas! Item 40 30 turns Item Loss None No
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags Accessory 30   45 Mys Yes Combat Initiative -30%
Wintergreen Warmongery Item 30 10 turns Item Loss None No Obtained from wintergreen-flavored potato chips.
Frog In Your Throat Item 25 5-15 turns Item Loss None Yes Obtained from Frogade.
old school Mafia knickerbockers Pants 25   35 Mox No
Woad Warrior Item 25 10 turns Item Loss None Yes Obtained from pygmy pygment
wreath of laurels Hat 25   85 Mox Yes
Mafia bow tie Accessory 20   35 Mys No
Mafia stogie Accessory 20   35 Mys No
Mafia violin case Weapon (1H) 20   35 Mus No
Minioned Adventure 20 10 turns   Bad Moon No
Radio Free Foil Weapon (2H) 20   60 Mus No
Savage Beast Inside Item 20 10 turns Item Loss Must be Oxygenarian, if HC Yes Obtained from jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
Truly Gritty Item 20 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Hammer of Smiting Weapon (1H) 16   15 Mus Yes
Antique Arms And Armor Outfit 15   85 Mus Yes  
arse-shooting crossbow Weapon (2H) 15   65 Mox No
battered hubcap Off-Hand Item (Shield) 15   65 Mus Yes
cast-iron legacy paddle Weapon (2H) 15   80 Mus Yes Weapon Damage +10
Cat-Herding Prod Accessory 15   None No
cursed cutlass Weapon (1H) 15   85 Mus No Part of the Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume
exclusive ultra-rare item Accessory 15   None No
  • A custom item given to Phoenix and Mick
  • All Attributes +15
fuzzy bracelets Accessory 15   None No
Golden Mr. Accessory Accessory 15   None No
  • All Attributes +15
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
headhunter necktie Accessory 15   65 Mys Yes
  • Moxie -3
  • May not equip more than one
mesh cap Hat 15   50 Mox Yes
Mr. Accessory Accessory 15   None No
  • All Attributes +15
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
Ms. Accessory Accessory 15   None No
  • All Attributes +15
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
Oily Flavor Effect 15 10 turns Item Loss, 4 spleen Level 4 Yes Obtained from oily paste
Radio KoL Keychain Accessory 15   None No Radio prize
rainbow pearl earring Accessory 15   200 Mys No
rainbow pearl necklace Accessory 15   200 Mys No
  • Rare item
  • All Attributes +15
  • Spell Damage +200
  • May not equip more than one
rainbow pearl ring Accessory 15   200 Mys No
Shot in the Arse Effect 15 40 turns   None No
  • All Attributes +15
  • Received by being shot by Kucolan's custom item
sparkly engagement ring Accessory 15   None No
  • A custom item given to Phoenix
  • All Attributes +15
  • May not equip more than one
The Smile of Mr. A. Buff 15 40 turns   None No All Attributes +15
Xlyinia's notebook Accessory 15   None No
ye olde golde frontes Accessory 15   5 Mox Yes
  • Bonus for DBs only
  • May not equip more than one
chintzy seal pendant Accessory 12   45 Mus Yes
  • Moxie +6
  • Bonus for SCs only
  • May not equip more than one
chintzy turtle brooch Accessory 12   45 Mus Yes
Elmley shades Accessory 12   75 Mys Yes
filigreed hamethyst ring Accessory 12   40 Mys
Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
Yes
Bigger Bugfinder Blade Weapon (2H) 11   85 Mus No
  • All Attributes +11
  • Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
Chelonian Morningstar Weapon (1H) 11   15 Mus Yes
Copper Alpha of Sincerity Accessory 11   85 Mys Yes
Elder Turtle Shell Hat 11   15 Mus Yes
Order of the Silver Wossname Accessory 11   85 Mys Yes
Pink Heart of Spirit Accessory 11   85 Mys Yes
Scalp of Gorgolok Hat 11   15 Mus Yes
Bjorn's Hammer Weapon (1H) 10   10 Mus Yes
blackberry combat boots Accessory 10   75 Mus Yes
black greaves Pants 10   65 Mox Yes
Boris's ring Accessory 10   25 Mys Yes  
bugbear-smiting sword Weapon (2H) 10   60 Mus No
catskin buckler Off-Hand Item (Shield) 10   75 Mus Yes
Crown of the Goblin King Hat 10   20 Mox Yes  
denim axe Weapon (2H) 10   70 Mus Yes Weapon Damage +10
filigreed hamethyst necklace Accessory 10   40 Mys
Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
Yes
Iron Beta of Industry Accessory 10   85 Mys Yes
Orange Star of Sacrifice Accessory 10   85 Mys Yes
polyalloy shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 10   55 Mus No
Pork Power Item 10 10 turns Item Loss None No Obtained from an bacon bath ball or myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith AT Buff Skill 10 5-15 turns 5 MP None Yes Maximum HP +20
Radio Free Jersey Shirt 10   Torso Awaregness No
Radio KoL Coffee Mug Container 10   None No
Rainy Soul Miasma Item 10 1/5/10 turns Item Loss None Yes
ring of gain strength Accessory 10   25 Mys Yes  
snailmail coif Hat 10   67 Mox
Turtle Tamer class, if in HC
Yes Damage Reduction: +8
Voluminous Radio Sneakers Accessory 10   60 Mys No
catskin cap Hat 9   75 Mox Yes Maximum HP +40
Nickel Gamma of Frugality Accessory 9   85 Mys Yes
rusty chain necklace Accessory 9   75 Mys Yes Maximum HP +25
Yellow Moon of Compassion Accessory 9   85 Mys Yes
black cowboy hat Hat 8   67 Mox Yes Weapon Damage +8
filigreed hamethyst earring Accessory 8   40 Mys
Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
Yes 3x Critical Hit Chance
Green Clover of Justice Accessory 8   85 Mys Yes
star sword Weapon (2H) 8   67 Mus Yes  
Zinc Delta of Tranquility Accessory 8   85 Mys Yes
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility Accessory 7   85 Mys Yes
asbestos sword Weapon (2H) 7   45 Mus Yes Mysticality +5
black belt Accessory 7   60 Mys Yes
blackberry galoshes Accessory 7 75 Mus Yes
  • All Attributes +7
  • May not equip more than one
Blue Diamond of Honesty Accessory 7   85 Mys Yes
Bugfinder Blade Weapon (2H) 7   75 Mus No
  • All Attributes +7
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
chrome sword Weapon (2H) 7   35 Mus Yes +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
eXtreme meat sword Weapon (2H) 7   15 Mus Yes  
Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform Outfit 7   15 Mus, 15 Mox Yes Allows shopping in the Laboratory
linoleum sword Weapon (2H) 7   40 Mus Yes Spell Damage +7
Mace of the Tortoise Weapon (1H) 7   10 Mus Yes
  • TT's Epic Weapon
  • Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
  • Bonus for TTs only
pig-iron helm Hat 7   30 Mox, Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC Yes
pirate fledges Accessory 7   60 Mys Yes
pygmy spear Weapon (1H) 7   67 Mus Yes  
shuddersword Weapon (2H) 7   45 Mus Yes
Spirit Precipice Weapon (2H) 7   45 Mus Yes
Star Garb Outfit 7   75 Mys, 75 Mox Yes All Attributes +7
sword behind inappropriate prepositions Weapon (2H) 7   45 Mus Yes +5 Extra Rollover Adventures
1337 7r0uZ0RZ Pants 6   40 Mox Yes
Black Armaments Outfit 6   65 Mus, 65 Mox Yes
chintzy disco ball pendant Accessory 6   45 Mox Yes
  • Moxie +12
  • Bonus for DBs only
  • May not equip more than one
chintzy noodle ring Accessory 6   45 Mys Yes
duct tape dockers Pants 6   82 Mox Yes
lead pipe Weapon (1H) 6   72 Mus Yes Mysticality +6
Lead Zeta of Chastity Accessory 6   85 Mys Yes
manly bloomers Pants 6   12 Mox
Pickpocket class if HC
Yes Moxie -3
Purple Horseshoe of Honor Accessory 6   85 Mys Yes
slime-covered necklace Accessory 6   200 Mys Yes

All Attributes +6

snake shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 6   42 Mus Yes
Spiky Hair Item 6 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
asbestos crossbow Weapon (2H) 5   40 Mox Yes Moxie +7
astronaut pants Pants 5   72 Mox No
badass belt Accessory 5   35 Mys Yes All Attributes +5
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat Hat 5   22 Mox Yes All Attributes +5
beach glass necklace Accessory 5   20 Mys Yes  
black shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5   65 Mus Yes
bobble-hip hula elf doll Off-Hand Item 5   5 Mys No
Bonerdagon necklace Accessory 5   25 Mys Yes
bowler Hat 5   35 Mox No Part of the Bow Tux
Bubble, Bubble Item 5 5 turns Item Loss None No
buffalo blade Weapon (2H) 5   45 Mus Yes
chrome helmet turtle Hat 5   45 Mox Yes All Attributes +5
easter egg balloon Off-Hand Item 5   35 Mys Yes All Attributes +5
funny paper hat Hat 5   None No All Attributes +5
giant clay ashtray Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5   None Yes
gingham blouse Shirt 5   35 Mus, Torso Awaregness Yes  
gnoll-tooth necklace Accessory 5   10 Mys Yes  
Gonna Get You, Sucker Item 5 10 turns None None No
hamethyst ring Accessory 5   10 Mys
Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
Yes
hippo skin buckler Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5   30 Mus Yes Damage Reduction: +5
hot cross bow Weapon (2H) 5   45 Mox Yes
indie comic hipster glasses Hat 5   None No All Attributes +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword Weapon (2H) 5   20 Mus Yes  
liar's pants Pants 5   None No
misfit hobby horse Off-Hand Item 5   None No +5 Stench Damage
Mr. Accessory Jr. Accessory 5   None No
outrageous sombrero Hat 5   None No
oyster egg balloon Off-Hand Item 5   35 Mys Yes All Attributes +5
Peppermint Bite Item 5 5 turns Item Loss None Yes Requires the Summon Crimbo Candy skill
pixel shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5   10 Mus Yes Damage Reduction: +3
Pumped Up Adventure 5 10 turns   None Yes Obtained from Ennui is Wasted on the Young.
Red Balloon of Valor Accessory 5   85 Mys Yes
rhinestone cowboy shirt Shirt 5   35 Mus, Torso Awaregness Yes  
rib of the Bonerdagon Weapon (2H) 5   25 Mus Yes
severed flipper Weapon (1H) 5   25 Mus Yes
turtlemail coif Hat 5   25 Mox Yes Damage Reduction: +4
shiny hood ornament Accessory 5   80 Mys Yes
space trooper helmet Hat 5   None No
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
star shirt Shirt 5   67 Mus, Torso Awaregness Yes All Attributes +5
star stiletto Weapon (1H) 5   52 Mus Yes  
superhero mask Hat 5   None No
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
Tamarind Torment Item 5 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
Tingly Biceps Item 5 3-5 turns Item Loss None Yes Randomly obtained from phonics down.
tiny plastic Boris Accessory 5   None No
tiny plastic Susie Accessory 5   5 Mys No All Attributes +5
Uranium Omega of Temperance Accessory 5   85 Mys Yes
wad of Crovacite Off-Hand Item 5   None No
webbed comic mask Hat 5   None No
  • All Attributes +5
  • May not equip in Hardcore
wrench bracelet Accessory 5   75 Mys Yes Weapon Damage +9
eXtreme nose ring Accessory 4   10 Mys Yes All Attributes +4
hamethyst necklace Accessory 4   10 Mys
Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
Yes
"Humorous" T-shirt Shirt 4   35 Mus, Torso Awaregness No
KoL Con IV Pole Off-Hand Item 4   10 Mys No
ocarina of space Weapon (2H) 4   45 Mox Yes
ridiculously huge sword Weapon (3H) 4   55 Mus Yes Weapon Damage +12
savory sword Weapon (1H) 4   25 Mus Yes  
Super Magic Power Sword X Weapon (1H) 4   35 Mus Yes
wolf mask Hat 4   60 Mox Yes
basic meat spork Weapon (1H) 3   7 Mys Yes Weapon Damage +3
Boss Bat bling Accessory 3   17 Mys Yes Moxie +3
bubblewrap sword Weapon (1H) 3   15 Mus Yes Moxie +2
cardboard box turtle Off-Hand Item (Shield) 3   20 Mus Yes Damage Reduction: +4
cardboard sword Weapon (1H) 3   15 Mus Yes Weapon Damage +3
Corruption of Wretched Wally Item 3 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Choker of the Ultragoth Accessory 3   60 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Spooky Spells
  • May not equip more than one
cyborg doll Off-Hand Item 3   40 Mys No  
dense meat sword Weapon (2H) 3   15 Mus Yes  
elephant stinger Weapon (2H) 3   22 Mus Yes 50% chance of poisoning opponent
flaming cardboard sword Weapon (1H) 3   20 Mus Yes
Frost™ brand sword Weapon (1H) 3   20 Mus Yes
gnauga hide buckler Off-Hand Item (Shield) 3   30 Mus
Moxie moon sign, if in HC
Yes
hamethyst bracelet Accessory 3   10 Mys
Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
Yes
hamethyst earring Accessory 3   10 Mys
Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
Yes 3x Critical Hit Chance
Heart of Green Item 3 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Heart of Lavender Item 3 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Heart of Orange Item 3 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Heart of Pink Item 3 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Heart of White Item 3 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Heart of Yellow Item 3 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace Accessory 3   60 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Cold Spells
  • May not equip more than one
Ice-Cold Beer Ring Accessory 3   60 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Cold Damage
  • May not equip more than one
Junior Adventurer's merit badge Accessory 3   None No
  • All Attributes +3
  • May not equip more than one
killer rag doll Off-Hand Item 3   40 Mys No  
Knob Goblin elite helm Hat 3   15 Mox Yes Part of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
Knob Goblin elite shirt Shirt 3   2 Mus, Torso Awaregness Yes  
leather mask Hat 3   15 Mox Yes Moxie -3
Mad at Science Adventure 3 5 turns   None Yes Obtained from Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist.
meat cowboy hat Hat 3   5 Mox Yes  
meatloaf helmet Hat 3   12 Mox Yes Weapon Damage +1
meaty helmet turtle Hat 3   20 Mox Yes  
Mr. Balloon Off-Hand Item 3   None Yes All Attributes +3
Mudflap-Girl Necklace Accessory 3   60 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells
  • May not equip more than one
Mudflap-Girl Ring Accessory 3   60 Mys No
Orcish baseball cap Hat 3   15 Mox Yes
Orcish cargo shorts Pants 3   15 Mox Yes
painted shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 3   45 Mus Yes
Pendant of Fire Accessory 3   60 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Hot Spells
  • May not equip more than one
pestoblade Weapon (1H) 3   10 Mus Yes +3 Stench Damage
Putrid Pendant Accessory 3   60 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Stench Spells
  • May not equip more than one
rag doll Off-Hand Item 3   40 Mys No  
Ring of Fire Accessory 3   60 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Hot Damage
  • May not equip more than one
Ring of the Sewer Snake Accessory 3   60 Mys No
Senior LAAAAME merit badge Accessory 3   None No All Attributes +3
severed rocking horse head Accessory 3   10 Mys No All Attributes +3
shiny ring Accessory 3   10 Mys Yes All Attributes +3
soggy wofl t-shirt Shirt 3   7 Mus, Torso Awaregness Yes  
starchy sword Weapon (1H) 3   5 Mus Yes  
styrofoam sword Weapon (1H) 3   15 Mus Yes Monster Level +3
sword of static Weapon (1H) 3   22 Mus Yes
Talisman o' Nam Accessory 3   25 Mys Yes
  • All Attributes +3
  • Required to access The Palindome
  • May not equip more than one
tattered paper crown Hat 3   15 Mus No  
The Ring Accessory 3   60 Mys No
tiny plastic Jarlsberg Accessory 3   None No
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King Accessory 3   None No  
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete Accessory 3   None No
tiny plastic strand of DNA Accessory 3 Item Loss None No All Attributes +3
white belt Accessory 3   5 Mys Yes
wooden axe Weapon (2H) 3   15 Mus
Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
Yes  
wumpus-hair sweater Shirt 3   40 Mus
Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC
Yes
  • All Attributes +3
  • Maximum HP/MP +30
barskin buckler Off-Hand Item (Shield) 2   None Yes Damage Reduction: +1
barskin cloak Shirt 2   Torso Awaregness Yes  
bubblewrap staff Weapon (2H) 2   15 Mus Yes Mysticality +3
Dolphin King's crown Hat 2   2 Mox Yes All Attributes +2
dripping meat sword Weapon (1H) 2   10 Mus Yes  
drywall axe Weapon (2H) 2 and 3%   60 Mus Yes
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
Knob Goblin Uberpants Pants 2   7 Mox Yes All Attributes +2
muculent machete Weapon (1H) 2   15 Mus Yes +5% Meat from Monsters
pimpin' meat hat Hat 2   12 Mox Yes Moxie +2
pixel hat Hat 2   10 Mox Yes
Seal Clubbing Frenzy SC Non-combat Skill 2 5 turns 1 MP None Yes  
spork Weapon (1H) 2   None Yes  
star buckler Off-Hand Item (Shield) 2   67 Mus Yes
Steroid Boost Item 2 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
tiny plastic seal clubber Accessory 2   None No Moxie +1
tiny plastic turtle tamer Accessory 2   None No Mysticality +1
white hat hacker T-shirt Shirt 2   17 Mus, Torso Awaregness Yes
white snakeskin duster Shirt 2   7 Mus, Torso Awaregness Yes Maximum HP +10
white sword Weapon (1H) 2   5 Mus Yes  
wiffle-flail Weapon (2H) 2   22 Mus Yes
anniversary burlap belt Accessory 1   None No All Attributes +1
anniversary chutney sculpture Off-Hand Item 1   None No All Attributes +1
anniversary concrete fedora Hat 1   None No All Attributes +1
anniversary safety glass vest Shirt 1   None No All Attributes +1
barskin hat Hat 1   12 Mox Yes  
barskin loincloth Pants 1   None Yes  
basic meat helmet Hat 1   5 Mox Yes  
basic meat sword Weapon (2H) 1   5 Mus Yes  
box turtle Off-Hand Item (Shield) 1   10 Mus Yes Damage Reduction: +3
bucket of anniversary lard Weapon (1H) 1   None No All Attributes +1
consolation ribbon Accessory 1   None No All Attributes +1
elven socks Accessory 1   None No Slight Cold Resistance
jar of anniversary jam Accessory 1   None Yes All Attributes +1
Junior LAAAAME merit badge Accessory 1   None No All Attributes +1
Knob Goblin pants Pants 1   None Yes  
Knob Goblin scimitar Weapon (1H) 1   None Yes  
Mr. Shirt Shirt 1   Torso Awaregness No
  • All Attributes +1
  • Normally unobtainable
off-hand balloon Off-Hand Item 1   None No All Attributes +1
patent leather shoes Accessory 1   None No Slight Hot Resistance
Patience of the Tortoise TT Non-combat Skill 1 5 turns 1 MP None Yes Maximum HP +4
samurai turtle helmet Hat 1   None Yes Weapon Damage +2
second-hand knockoff engagement ring Accessory 1   None No
  • A custom item given to Mr Magnifico
  • All Attributes +1
  • May not equip more than one
spandex anniversary shorts Pants 1   None No All Attributes +1
string of red beads Accessory 1   None Yes  
stick-on eyebrow piercing Accessory 1   None Yes Can block attacks, but eventually breaks
tiny plastic disco bandit Accessory 1   None No Moxie +2
tiny plastic pastamancer Accessory 1   None No Mysticality +2
tiny plastic Scream Queen Accessory 1   None No All Attributes +1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo Accessory 1   None No All Attributes +1
viking helmet Hat 1   None Yes  
Bloody Hand Item -1 3 turns   None Yes Obtained from seal tooth.
Sunburned Adventure -2 3 turns   None Yes
draggin' ball hat Hat -3   35 Mox Yes
Hardly Poisoned at All Item/
Adventure
-3 and -10% 5/10 turns Item Loss/
N/A
None Yes
Missing Fingers Item/
Adventure
-3 3 turns Item Loss None Yes Obtained from Knob Goblin firecracker.
Wussiness Item -3 3/5 turns Item Loss None Yes
leather chaps Pants -4   65 Mox Yes
A Little Bit Poisoned Adventure -5 and -30% 10 turns   None Yes
  • All Attributes -30%
  • All Attributes -5
  • Obtained from whitesnake.
Axe Wound Adventure -5 10 turns   None Yes Obtained from lumberjack supervisor, lumberjill, and lumberjuan.
Chronologically Pummeled Adventure -5 10 turns   Bad Moon No
Enhanced Archaeologist Adventure -5 10 turns   Bad Moon No
Gnawed-Off Arm Adventure -5 5 turns   None No Obtained from Coyote Ugly (Arm Loss).
Mystic Pickleness Item -5 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
Spicy Limeness Item -5 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
Somewhat Poisoned Adventure -7 and -50% 10 turns   None Yes
Really Quite Poisoned Adventures -9 and -70% 5/10 turns   None Yes
Gothy Item -10 10/20 turns Item Loss None Yes
Grilled Adventure -10 5 turns   None Yes Obtained from 7-Foot Dwarf Foreman.
stone baseball cap Hat -10   82 Mox Yes
Majorly Poisoned Adventure/Cellar -11 and -90% 5/10   None Yes
Your #1 Problem Adventure -20 10 turns   Bad Moon No

Percentage Increases

Percentage increases will increase (or decrease) your Muscle by a percentage of your base Muscle.

Source Source Type Incr Duration Cost Prereq HC Available Notes
Puissant Pressure Item 300% 5-15 turns Item Loss None No Obtained from pressurized potion of puissance
A Contender Food 200% 40 turns Item Loss, 2 full Rock Lobster familiar, if in HC Yes Obtained from rocky road ice cream.
Incredibly Hulking Item 200% 5-15 turns Item Loss None Yes
Adrenaline Rush Item 100% 50 turns Item Loss None Yes
  • Can only be used on Dependence Day.
  • Can only be used once per day (resets on ascension).
  • Obtained from M-242
Army of One Item 100% 50 turns Item Loss None No Obtained from Ultrasoldier Serum
Crotchety, Pining Item 100% 100 turns Item Loss None No Obtained from handful of Crotchety Pine needles
Fitter, Happier Effect 100% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Gr8tness Item 100% 5-15 turns Item Loss None Yes
Memory of Strength Item 100% 1 turn Item Loss Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC Yes Obtained by using a memory of a CA base pair during combat
Mighty Shout Skill 100% 1 turn Variable MP Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC Yes Only available when adventuring in the Jungles of Ancient Loathing
Phorcefullness Item 100% 5-15 turns Item Loss None Yes Obtained from philter of phorce.
Prince of Seaside Town Effect 100% 30 turns Adventure None No
Purity of Spirit Item 100% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Trivia Master Item 100% 30 turns Item Loss None No
Macho Profundo Item 60% 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
Amorphous Cheer Food 50% 10/20 turns Item Loss, 2 Full Level 7 No
Brimstone Bludgeon Weapon (1H) 50%   30 Mus Yes
Brimstone Bunker Off-Hand Item (Shield) 50%   30 Mus Yes
Ham-Fisted Item 50% 5-50 turns Item Loss None Yes
In Vino Vires Booze 50% 20 turns Item Loss, 3 Drunk Level 5 No
It Didn't Kill You Adventure 50% 20 turns 5 hobo nickels None No Obtained from hobo market
Pasty Food 50% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 full
Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC Yes Obtained by eating protein paste
Pride of the Vampire Effect 50% 30 turns Adventure None No
Seriously Mutated Item 50% 1 turn Item Loss None Yes Obtained from Extra-potent gremlin mutagen
Shamed & Manipulated Adventure 50% 10 turns   Bad Moon No
Snobby Effect 50% 3 turns   85 Mox No
The Rage Adventure 50% 10 turns None Bad Moon No
Tomato Power Item 50% 5-15 turns Item Loss None Yes
Yuletide Industry Food 50% 20 turns Item Loss, 3 Full Level 5 No
Ack! Barred! Adventure 30% 20 turns 3 Adventures Llama Lama familiar, if HC Yes Obtained from Path of the Roach
Cold Blooded Item 30% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Level 6 Yes
Hot Blooded Item 30% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Level 6 Yes
Frosty's nailbat Weapon (2H) 30% 200 Mus No
plexiglass pikestaff Weapon (2H) 30%   75 Mus Yes
plexiglass pith helmet Hat 30%   75 Mox Yes
Rainbow Bright Item 30% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 3 Spleen
Level 7 Yes
Sugar Smacks Item 30% 10 turns Item Loss None No Sometimes obtained from an elven suicide capsule
V for Vivala mask Accessory 30%   None No
Weather, Man Item 30% 20 turns Item Loss Llama Lama familiar, if HC Yes
  • Obtained from Climate Colada
  • Takes 12 adventures to obtain as a drop
  • All Attributes +30%
Zombo's shoulder blade Weapon (2H) 30% 200 Mus No
Extreme Muscle Relaxation Item 25% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Hella Tough The Styx Pixie 25% 10 turns   Bad Moon No
Mutated Item 25% 1 turn Item Loss None Yes
Strength of Ten Ettins Item 25% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes Obtained from Dungeons of Doom potion.
sugar shorts Pants 25% None Yes
Chester's muscle shirt Shirt 20% 200 Mus No
Fastbreaker Item 20% 20 turns Item Loss None No Sometimes obtained from vitachoconutriment capsule
Flower Power Food/Booze 20% 3 turns 3 Full/
1 Drunk
None Yes
Frosty's old silk hat Hat 20% 200 Mus No
hardened slime hat Hat 20% 200 Mox No
Hodgman's bow tie Accessory 20%   200 Mys No
Hodgman's imaginary hamster Off-Hand Item 20%   200 Mys No
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants Pants 20% 200 Mox No
Hodgman's porkpie hat Hat 20% 200 Mox No
Hodgman's whackin' stick Weapon (1H) 20% 200 Mus No
  • All Attributes +20%
  • Insanity effects on critical hits
Hopped Up on Goofballs Item 20% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
In the Limelight Item 20% 30 turns Item Loss None No
Ringing Ears Item 20% 10 turns Item Loss Green Pixie familiar, if in HC Yes
Stenchtastic Item 20% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Level 6 Yes
Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged Item 20% 5 turns   Moxie moon sign, if in HC Yes
Uncle Hobo's epic beard Accessory 20%   200 Mys No
Zombo's skullcap Hat 20%   200 Mus No
Zombo's shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 20%   200 Mus No
card sleeve Off-Hand Item 15%     Yes
fancy black tie Accessory 15%   35 Mys Yes  
Go Get 'Em, Tiger! Item 15% 3 turns Item Loss None Yes Obtained from Ben-Gal™ Balm
haiku katana Weapon (1H) 15%   None No
lawn dart Weapon (1H) 15%   200 Mus No
Nano-juiced Effect 15% 20 turns   Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC Yes Obtained by choosing The Metal in Painful, Circuitous Logic
old-school flying disc Off-Hand Item (Shield) 15%   200 Mus No
stainless steel shillelagh Weapon (1H) 15%   30 Mus Yes
stainless steel skullcap Hat 15%   30 Mox Yes
Supafly Item 15% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Level 6 Yes
Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged Item 15% 5 turns   Moxie moon sign, if in HC Yes
Uncle Hobo's highest bough Weapon (1H) 15%   200 Mus No
  • Regenerate 15-30 HP and MP per adventure
Annual Ascot Accessory 12%   None No All Attributes +12%
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince Off-hand 12%   None No  
Arse-a'fire Item 10% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes Obtained from arse-a'fire elixir.
Aspect of the Twinklefairy Item 10% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Level 6 Yes
Black Face Item 10% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Can-Can skirt Pants 10%   15 Mox Yes  
cane-mail pants Pants 10%   None Yes
Carol of the Bones Food 10% 10/20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Full
Level 7 No Obtained from skull-shaped Crimboween cookie.
corncob pipe Accessory 10% 200 Mys No
  • May not equip more than one
Cybernetic Muscles Familiar 10% 1+ turns   None Yes Obtained from a Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
Egg-stra Arm Item 10% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None Yes
Elvish Location 10% 20 turns   Complete Mysterious Island Arena mini-quest Yes
Enraged Clan purchase 10% 5-15 turns 400-900 Meat/Member None No No benefit if in Hardcore or Ronin
Fishy Fortification Item 10% 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
Fury of the Bells Food 10% 10/20 turns 2 Full Level 7 No Obtained from bell-shaped Crimbo cookie.
Juju Mojo Mask Accessory 10%   None No
letterman's jacket Shirt 10%   200 Mus No
  • Slight Slime Resistance
  • All attributes +10%
  • Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
moist sailor's cap Hat 10%   85 Mox No
Muscularrr Item 10% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes Obtained from pirate brochure, which may not be available for purchase during an ascension
New and Improved Adventure 10% 20 turns 3 Adventures Llama Lama familiar, if HC Yes
non-stick pugil stick Weapon (2H) 10%   85 Mus No
Pokëmann figurine: Frank Accessory 10%   None No
Rage of the Reindeer SC Non-combat Skill 10% 10 turns 10 MP None Yes Weapon Damage +10
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker Item 10% 20 combat turns Item Loss None Yes
skate board Weapon (2H) 10%   85 Mus No
Spirit of Alph Adventure 10% 5 turns Item Loss Green Pixie familiar, if in HC Yes Obtained in The Stately Pleasure Dome
spongy shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 10%   95 Mus No
Spooky Demeanor Item 10% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Level 6 Yes
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority AT Buff Skill 10% 5-15 turns 30 MP None Yes All Attributes +10%
Super-Mega-Charged Item 10% 5 turns   Moxie moon sign, if in HC Yes
teflon shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 10%   85 Mus No
Underworld truncheon Weapon (2H) 10%   150 Mus No
Vitamin-Maxed Item 10% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None Yes
You Know What's Up Item 10% 1 turn Item Loss None No
You Know When to Walk Away Item 10% 1 turn Item Loss None No
You Know Where to Go Item 10% 1 turn Item Loss None No
You Know Who to Call Item 10% 1 turn Item Loss None No
Yuletide Mutations Item 10% 10 turns Item Loss None No
  • Obtained from unstable DNA
  • All Attributes +10%
  • Increases effectiveness of Crimbo 2008 equipment
Antsy in your Pantsy Food/Item 5% 5/10 turns 1 Full/Item Loss Mysticality moon sign, if in HC Yes
Arabian Knighthood Familiar 5% 1+ turns   None Yes Obtained from Sweet Nutcracker.
battered old top-hat Hat 5%   200 Mox No Maximum HP +500
brand new key Weapon (1H) 5%   85 Mus No Weapon Damage +20
card sleeve Off-Hand Item 5%     Yes
crumpled felt fedora Hat 5%   200 Mox No +10 to Familiar Weight
Dwarven Hardiness Food 5% 5 turns 3 Full None Yes Obtained from dwarf bread.
dead guy's memento Accessory 5%   200 Mys No
Festive Radiation Food/Booze 5% 10 turns Item Loss; 3 Drunk or 1 Full None No
fish scimitar Weapon (1H) 5%   85 Mus Yes Weapon Damage +10%
ganger bandana Hat 5%   85 Mox Yes Weapon Damage +15%
hockey stick of furious angry rage Accessory 5%   35 Mys No
honeybritches Pants 5%   72 Mox Yes
lucky bottlecap Accessory 5% 200 Mys No
  • All Attributes +5%
  • May not equip more than one
Sugar Rush Item 5% 1-15 turns Item Loss None Yes
Super-Charged Item 5% 5 turns   Moxie moon sign, if in HC Yes
Tuesday's ruby Off-Hand Item 5%   45 Mys Yes
velcro broadsword Weapon (1H) 5%   85 Mus No
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince Off-hand 4%   None No All Attributes +4%
drywall axe Weapon (2H) 3% and 2   60 Mus Yes
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
Juiced Up Effect -5% 10 turns Item Loss None No
Batigue Adventure -10% 10 turns   Bad Moon No Obtained in the Beanbat Chamber
Duct Out of Water Effect -10% 10 turns Item Loss None No
First Eye Blind Item -10% 5 turns Access to a Crimbo Tree, if in HC Yes
  • All attributes -10%
  • Sometimes obtained from a critical hit with a Red Rover BB gun
Hardly Poisoned at All Item/
Adventure
-10% and -3 5/10 turns Item Loss/
N/A
None Yes
Heavy Petting Item -10% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Quivering with Rage Skill -10% 5 turns 15 MP None Yes
Tetanus Adventure -10% 10 turns   None Yes
Brimstone Beret Hat -20%   30 Mox Yes
  • Moxie +50%
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
  • AT's BM reward
Brimstone Bracelet Accessory -20%   30 Mys Yes
Cupshotten Adventure -20% 10 turns   Bad Moon No
Maid Disservice Adventure -20% 10 turns   Bad Moon No
Moon June Spooned Item -20% 10 turns Item Loss Green Pixie familiar, if in HC Yes
Soul-Crushing Headache Item -20% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
A Little Bit Poisoned Adventure -30% and -5 10 turns   None Yes
  • All Attributes -30%
  • All Attributes -5
  • Obtained from whitesnake.
Apathy Item/
Adventure
-30% 5/10 turns Item Loss/
N/A
None Yes
Sleepy Item -30% 1/5/20 turns Item Loss None Yes
Barking Dogs Adventure -50% 5 turns   Level 11 No
Beaten Up Item/
Adventure
-50% 1/3/4/10 turns   None Yes All Attributes -50%
Dang Near Cut In Half Adventure -50% 5 turns   Bad Moon No Obtained in The Spooky Forest
Drummed Out Adventure -50% 10 turns   Bad Moon No
Goofball Withdrawal Item -50% 100 turns Item Loss None Yes
Hornswaggled Adventure -50% 10 turns   Bad Moon No
Somewhat Poisoned Adventure -50% and -7 10 turns   None Yes
Turned Into a Skeleton Adventure -50% 5 turns   None Yes
Hernia! Item -70% 5 turns Item Loss None Yes Obtained from mafia aria.
Really Quite Poisoned Adventures -70% and -9 5/10 turns   None Yes
Majorly Poisoned Adventure/Cellar -90% and -11 5/10   None Yes

Variable Increases

Variable increases will increase (or decrease) your muscle by a varying amount. The basis of the change is listed under "notes".

Source Source
Type
Incr Duration Cost Prereq HC
Available
Notes
Annual Ascot Accessory Varies   None No Given to artists of the 2010 Calendar of Loathing
Antihangover Effect Varies 10 turns Item Loss None No
Broken Heart Effect Varies 5 turns Item Loss Libram of Love Songs, if HC Yes
Crown of Thrones Hat Varies   None No
  • Effects vary according to enthroned Familiar
  • Enthroned Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
depleted Grimacite shinguards Pants Varies   35 Mox No
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt Accessory Varies   25 Mys No
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub Off-Hand Item Varies   None No
Grimacite gasmask Hat Varies   40 Mox No
Grimacite gauntlets Accessory Varies   15 Mys No
Grimacite glaive Weapon (2H) Varies   47 Mus No
Grimacite gorget Accessory Varies   17 Mys No
Having a Ball! Effect Varies 20 turns   None No
  • Clan buff obtained from an Awesome Ball Pit
  • Buff is +1-100% to all attributes, depending on the number of balls
  • Can only be used once per day.
Jekyllin hide belt Accessory Varies   None No
Lycanthropy, Eh? Adventure Varies 10 turns   None Yes
Mallowed Out Food Varies 3 turns Item Loss
1 Full
None Yes
  • Obtained from roasted marshmallow
  • Buff is +5% to all attributes, per turn of effect remaining, to a maximum of 500%
Mild Lycanthropy Adventure Varies 10 turns   None Yes
Moonthril Flamberge Weapon (2H) Varies   40 Mus No
Moonthril Greaves Pants Varies   40 Mox No
Mr. Eh? Accessory Varies   None No
  • All Attributes +n, capped at 15, based on the exchange rate between the American and Canadian dollars
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
Periodical Paintbrush Weapon (1H) Varies   None No
  • A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
  • All Attributes +0-25% based on Grimace darkness
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
Seasonal Beret Hat Varies   35 Mys No
  • A prize item given to winners of the 2009 calendar art contest
  • All Attributes +0-25% based on Grimace darkness
Starry-Eyed Location Varies 10 turns   None Yes
  • Obtained from A Telescope
  • Gives +5% per upgrade, to a maximum of 35%
  • All Attributes +x%
Sweet Heart Effect Varies 5 turns Item Loss Libram of Love Songs, if HC Yes
Talisman of Baio Accessory Varies   None No
Temporary Lycanthropy Item Varies 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Uncertain Item Varies 5/10 turns Item Loss None Yes

Tied To Another Stat

Muscle modifiers tied to another stat will cause your Muscle to change in relation to another stat.

Source Source Type Incr Duration Cost Prereq HC Available Notes
Expert Oiliness Item = Mys 5-15 turns Item Loss   Yes
Slippery Oiliness Item = Mox 5-15 turns Item Loss   Yes


Dressing Up
Maximizing

Mus · Mys · Mox · HP · MP · WDmg · SDmg · Init
DA · DR · Res · FightStats · ML · Items · Meat · HP Regen · MP Regen
Adv · PvP · Fam Wt · Crit

Modifiers

Mus · Mys · Mox · HP · MP · WDmg · SDmg · Init
DA · DR · Res · FightStats · ML · Items · Meat · HP Regen · MP Regen
Adv · PvP · Fam Wt · Crit


PrismDmg · RDmg · SCrit · Fumb · Stun · Passive Dmg
MP Cost · Spell Elts · Combat% · Hobo · Smith · Poison
Stat Limit


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