Mr. Store

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Mr. Store is a high-class store in Market Square. Mr. Shopkeeper doesn't deal in such piffling currency as Meat; instead shoppers trade in Mr. Accessories to buy things. In addition to the regular offerings, there is a Special of the Month which changes monthly.

Hi there. I'm Mr. Shopkeeper, and this is Mr. Store. Here, you can trade Mr. Accessories for other groovy stuff.

Items Sold

Item:		Cost
	Ms. Accessory	1 Mr. Accessory
	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1 Mr. Accessory
November's Monthly Special:
	moveable feast (Familiar equipment, also lets you feed weight-increasing feasts to 5 familiars per day.)	1 Mr. Accessory
	perfectly ordinary frog (has the properties of both a Leprechaun and a Baby Gravy Fairy)	2 Mr. Accessories
	hungover chauvinist pig (has the properties of both a Leprechaun and a Blood-Faced Volleyball)	2 Mr. Accessories
	custom avatar form (Only sold on the first week of each month.)	5 Mr. Accessories
	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form (entitles the bearer (or somebody else) to a Custom Title.) BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!	1 Mr. Accessory
	Golden Mr. Accessory (nontradable)	5 Mr. Accessories

Previous Offerings

	2004	2005	2006	2007	2008	2009
January		orphan baby yeti orphan baby yeti	Tome of Snowcone Summoning Tome of Snowcone Summoning	Great Ball of Frozen Fire Great Ball of Frozen Fire	Libram of Divine Favors Libram of Divine Favors	container of Spooky Putty container of Spooky Putty
February		silk garter snake silk garter snake	iceberglet iceberglet	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	Naughty origami kit naughty origami kit	Libram of Love Songs Libram of Love Songs
March		lucky Tam O'Shanter lucky Tam O'Shanter	March hat March hat	dandy lion cub dandy lion cub	Sane hatrack sane hatrack	Apathargic Bandersnatch Apathargic Bandersnatch
April		April 1st only emo roe emo roe personal raindrop personal raindrop	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	bad penguin egg bad penguin egg	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	April 1st on this and subsequent years tiny costume wardrobe tiny costume wardrobe Elvish sunglasses Elvish sunglasses
May		miniature gravy-covered maypole miniature gravy-covered maypole	homeless hobo spirit homeless hobo spirit	Mayflower bouquet Mayflower bouquet	Packet of mayfly bait packet of mayfly bait	Clan VIP Lounge invitation Clan VIP Lounge invitation clan pool table Clan pool table
June		deflated inflatable dodecapede deflated inflatable dodecapede	astral badger astral badger	bottled green pixie bottled green pixie	llama lama cria llama lama cria	infant sandworm infant sandworm
July		wax lips wax lips	jewel-eyed wizard hat jewel-eyed wizard hat	bottle-rocket crossbow bottle-rocket crossbow	little box of fireworks little box of fireworks	Bag o' Tricks Bag o' Tricks
August		pygmy bugbear shaman pygmy bugbear shaman	Comma Chameleon egg Comma Chameleon egg	wizard action figure wizard action figure	cotton candy cocoon cotton candy cocoon	floaty stone sphere floaty stone sphere
September		Jekyllin hide belt Jekyllin hide belt	Travoltan trousers Travoltan trousers	Navel ring of navel gazing navel ring of navel gazing	Haiku katana haiku katana	Tome of Sugar Shummoning Tome of Sugar Shummoning
October	Dark Jill-O-Lantern Dark Jill-O-Lantern	doppelshifter egg doppelshifter egg	plastic pumpkin bucket plastic pumpkin bucket	Class five ecto-larva class five ecto-larva	Spooky rattling cigar box spooky rattling cigar box	Squamous polyp squamous polyp
November	hand turkey outline hand turkey outline	miniscule temporal rip miniscule temporal rip	pilgrim shield pilgrim shield	V for Vivala mask V for Vivala mask	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
December	crimbo elfling crimbo elfling	sweet nutcracker sweet nutcracker	Yuletide troll chrysalis yuletide troll chrysalis	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (hatchling) Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	candy cornucopia candy cornucopia

Regular Offerings (Now Retired) - 2 Mr. Accessories

Yearly familiars are replaced each year on October 6th, with the exception of the jitterbug larva and nervous tick egg, which were replaced on the 8th, and the passed-out psychedelic bear and uniclops egg, which were replaced on the 10th.

	Volleyball/Leprechaun combo	Leprechaun/Fairy combo
2008-2009	uniclops egg uniclops egg	passed-out psychedelic bear passed-out psychedelic bear
2007-2008	unemployed hunchbacked minion unemployed hunchbacked minion	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
2006-2007	nervous tick egg nervous tick egg	jitterbug larva jitterbug larva
2005-2006	unwound cymbal-playing monkey unwound cymbal-playing monkey	calm attention-deficit demon calm attention-deficit demon
2004-2005	Cheshire Bitten Cheshire Bitten	coffee sprite coffee sprite

Notes

• While in Hardcore, players who have one or more Mr. Accessories in Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage may pull them out of storage in order to spend them in Mr. Store. They can not be equipped in Hardcore.
• While in Hardcore, players can place Mr. Store familiars into their Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium and put books into their Mystical Bookshelf. However, trying to equip a Mr. Store item while in Hardcore results in the following message:

You can't equip your <item name> while in Hardcore mode.

• On each anniversary of Mr. Store, both the Blood-Faced Volleyball/Leprechaun-type hatchling and the Leprechaun/Fairy-type hatchling are replaced with new, but functionally identical familiars.
• On January 31st, 2007, Jick released the February Item-of-the-Month early. This resulted in both January's and February's items being available for one day.
• Prior to the implementation of Your Mystical Bookshelf, when used, the Tome of Snowcone Summoning, Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning, and Libram of Candy Heart Summoning each granted skills that were automatically marked as Hardcore Permanent (HP). As such, these skills would be retained through all ascensions, with the exception of Bad Moon. Under the Bad Moon sign these skills remained listed in the account's character page, but could not be accessed from the skills menu.
• On April 1, 2009 the tiny costume wardrobe appeared in the Mr. Store with the message "NOTE: This item will appear in Mr. Store every April 1 from now on."

References

• In the Mel Brooks Film Spaceballs, the bridge of Dark Helmet's SpaceBall One had all of the important systems (Radar, Coffee, Rental) labeled as "Mr." (System), which is itself a reference to the brand Mr. Coffee.